Conspiracy?

Obama is a Socialist Communist Nazi ......

If he really were any of those, then he was the most inept one in history.

That Whole Autism Thingie

You probably already know about this one. In case you don't, this Nobel Prize Winner claimed that vaccines cause autism. She said that she learned from "the University of Google". Well, smack my ass and call me Charlie - they wouldn't post anything on the internet if it weren't true!

Obama Wants Our Guns

I pretty much lost respect for Steven Seagal when he joined the posse of infamous sheriff Joe Arpaio ("Arpayaso" to me, my mom and many others). As if that is not enough, he claimed that the mass shootings in the USA were staged by the Obama administration in a plot to disarm the American people.

I support the Second Amendment, but a lot of the gun nuts are too fucking crazy and stupid. Any administration would be incredibly stupid to disarm law-abiding Americans. It would definitely not end well and the Obama administration knows it.

UPDATE 3/4/17 - See! It didn't happen!

Star Wars: Insert Conspiracy Here

Oh, God. Can there be a Star Wars film without a bunch of fucking idiots finding things that aren't there?

First, some dumbasses who thought that Finn was going to be the main character claimed that there is a "white genocide" agenda. Then, when it was clear that Rey was the main character, some idiots claimed that there was a feminist agenda. Then, when Rogue One came out, some pendejos claimed that it was anti-Trump propaganda. Some truly stupid people claimed that the Saw Guerrera character in Rogue One (played by Forrest Whitaker) was created to honor Che Guevara - who would have been unlikely to be a Star Wars fan.
These insane theories say more about the believers than the movies themselves.

George Carlin was Assassinated

This one is somewhat more believable than the others on this list. According to the theory, the CIA had George Carlin assassinated. It is no secret that Carlin was a huge critic of the US government and especially the George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan administrations. There have been stories of a heart attack gun created by the CIA. You know where I'm going with this.
www.express.co.uk/news/world/644439/CIA-heart-attack-gun-Mary-Embree-Frank-Church-William-Colby

The problems with this theory?
1. If it is true, why did the CIA wait so long?
2. George Carlin's material was realistic and fatalistic. He stated that the USA was bought long ago and that there is nothing Americans can do about it.

Michael Obama

This has got to be the most retarded of all these theories. Some idiot on YouTube claimed that Michelle Obama is really Michael Obama, a pre-op transexual male.

Who Does Donald Trump Really Represent?

Here is one that I believe in. Donald Trump is really . . . . oh, shit I have to go! The black helicopters are coming! Bye!