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BAMF's April 2018 Cinejourney

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0 Stars

3.5

Evil Bong 777

Familiar Actors:
Sonny Carl Davis
Robin Sydney
Jessica Morris
Mindy Robinson
The Don
Caleb Hurst
Adam Noble Roberts
Circus-Szalewski
Kevin Harrison Sweeney
Elina Madison
Jillian Janson
Tanya Tate
Leya Falcon
Bobby Dylan
Daisy Ducati
Michelle Mais
and
Diana Prince

True Rating: 0.1/10

Note: I keep watching these to my dismay and torture because I'm crazy. This one though was entirely too boring!

BAMF's rating:

5.2

Headless (2015)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 0.1/10

Body Count: 23+

Note: This is one of those movies that is just meant to shock and boy does it! Definitely not something I would recommend especially for weak stomachs...Also hardly any redeemable qualities.

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2 Stars

5.7

2.4

Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart (1992)...

Familiar Actors:
Charles Solomon Jr.
Julie Strain
and
Jeremy Kasten

True Rating: 1.5/10

Body Count: 7

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3 Stars

4.5

4.1

Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)

Familiar Actors:
Emily Harrison
and
Josh Green

True Rating: 2.5/10

Body Count: 4

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4 Stars

120

3.8

4.5

Fifty Shades Freed (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Dakota Johnson
Jamie Dornan
Eric Johnson
Eloise Mumford
Rita Ora
Luke Grimes
Victor Rasuk
Max Martini
Jennifer Ehle
Marcia Gay Harden
Arielle Kebbel
Callum Keith Rennie
Brant Daugherty
Andrew Airlie
Amy Price-Francis
Ashleigh LaThrop
Tyler Hoechlin
Hiro Kanagawa
Catherine Lough Haggquist
Kwesi Ameyaw
Dylan Neal
Michelle Harrison
Fraser Aitcheson
and
Sachin Sahel

True Rating: 3.7/10

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5 Stars

Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil (1993)

5.5

2.7

Witchcraft V: Dance with the Devil (1993)...

Familiar Actor:
Greg Grunberg
and
David Jean Thomas

True Rating: 4.6/10

Body Count: 17 give or take

BAMF's rating:

5.5

Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Jamie Kennedy
Michael Gross
and
Tanya Van Graan

True Rating: 5.2/10

Body Count: 15

BAMF's rating:

Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death (1991)

7.5

2.8

Witchcraft III: The Kiss of Death (1991)...

Familiar Actor:
Charles Solomon Jr.

True Rating: 4.6/10

Body Count: 6

BAMF's rating:

4.7

3.9

Locked Up (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Kelly McCart
and
Jared Cohn

True Rating: 4.7/10

Body Count: 2

BAMF's rating:

7.3

Skinheads (1989)

Familiar Actors:
Liz Sagal
and
Bunny Summers

True Rating: 5.3/10

Body Count: 12

BAMF's rating:

155

6.3

Motel Hell (1980)

Familiar Actors:
Nancy Parsons
John Ratzenberger
and
Barbara Goodson

True Rating: 5.2/10

Body Count: 7 (plus several pig corpses)

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6 Stars

5.9

5.5

Puppet Master II (1990)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 6.3/10

Body Count: 11

BAMF's rating:

3.7

4/20 Massacre (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Jamie Bernadette
Justine Wachsberger
Marissa Pistone
and
Jim Storm

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 9

BAMF's rating:

296

6.4

6.3

Cat's Eye (1985)

Familiar Actors:
Drew Barrymore
James Woods
Robert Hays
Candy Clark
James Rebhorn
Mike Starr
Charles S. Dutton
and
Frank Welker

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 6

BAMF's rating:

5.3

5.1

Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (1995)

Familiar Actors:
Gordon Currie
Chandra West
Teresa Hill
Guy Rolfe
Nicholas Guest
Duane Whitaker
Clu Gulager
Ron O'Neal
Ash Adams
Felton Perry
and
Stacie Randall

True Rating: 5.8/10

Body Count: 6 (Plus flashback deaths from previous movie)

BAMF's rating:

5.8

5.3

Puppet Master 4 (1995)

Familiar Actors:
Gordon Currie
Chandra West
Ash Adams
Teresa Hill
Guy Rolfe
Felton Perry
Stacie Randall
and
Michael Shamus Wiles

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 9

BAMF's rating:

119

6.2

5.7

Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

Familiar Actors:
Doug McClure
Cindy Weintraub
and
Greg Travis

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 50 give or take

BAMF's rating:

2.9

Witchcraft II: The Temptress

Familiar Actors:
Charles Solomon Jr.
Delia Sheppard
Mary Shelley
Anat Topol
and
Gary Sloan

True Rating: 5.7/10

Body Count: 8 (plus flashbacks of deaths in the previous film)

BAMF's rating:

5.3

3.1

Witchcraft (1988)

Familiar Actors:
Anat Topol
Gary Sloan
and
Mary Shelley

True Rating: 6.1/10

Body Count: 11

BAMF's rating:

3.9

4.2

Microwave Massacre (1983)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 6.3/10

Body Count: 9 possibly

BAMF's rating:

4.3

4.2

The Supernaturals (1986)

Familiar Actors:
Maxwell Caulfield
Nichelle Nichols
LeVar Burton
and
Bobby Di Cicco

True Rating: 5.8/10

Body Count: 19+

BAMF's rating:

1051

7.1

7.3

They Live (1988)

Familiar Actors:
Roddy Piper
Keith David
Meg Foster
Peter Jason
Jeff Imada
John Carpenter
Al Leong
and
Matt McColm

True Rating: 6.4/10

Body Count: 57 give or take

BAMF's rating:

5.6

3.6

Parasite (1982)

Familiar Actors:
Demi Moore
Scott Thomson
and
Cherie Currie

True Rating: 5.6/10

Body Count: 9 at least

BAMF's rating:

3.7

3.2

Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)...

Familiar Actors:
Michael Beach
Danielle Savre
and
Rob Mayes

True Rating: 5.8/10

Body Count: 23

BAMF's rating:

5.6

5.2

Revolt (2017)...

Familiar Actors:
Lee Pace
Berenice Marlohe
Jason Flemyng
and
Kenneth Fok

True Rating: 6.4/10

Body Count: 81+

BAMF's rating:

142

5.4

5.2

Cannibal Ferox (1981)

Familiar Actors:
Robert Kerman
and
Perry Pirkanen

True Rating: 5.7/10

Body Count: 26

BAMF's rating:

143

6.4

5.8

Terror Train (1980)

Familiar Actors:
Jamie Lee Curtis
David Copperfield
Timothy Webber
and
Vanity

True Rating: 6.4/10

Body Count: About 9

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7 Stars

375

5.8

6.3

Tomb Raider (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Alicia Vikander
Dominic West
Walton Goggins
Daniel Wu
Kristin Scott Thomas
Derek Jacobi
Hannah John-Kamen
Josef Altin
Jaime Winstone
Kenneth Fok
and
Nick Frost

True Rating: 7.2/10

Body Count: 19

BAMF's rating:

107

5.3

6.5

Peter Rabbit (2018)

Familiar Actors:
James Corden
Domhnall Gleeson
Sia
Sam Neill
Margot Robbie
Elizabeth Debicki
Daisy Ridley
Rose Byrne
Marianne Jean-Baptiste
Bryan Brown
and
David Wenham

True Rating: 7.3/10

Body Count: 4

BAMF's rating:

6.8

Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge (1992)

Familiar Actors:
Guy Rolfe
Richard Lynch
Ian Abercrombie
Sarah Douglas
and
Michelle Bauer

True Rating: 7.3/10

Body Count: 14

BAMF's rating:

190

5.6

5.7

Puppet Master (1990)

Familiar Actors:
William Hickey
and
Barbara Crampton

True Rating: 6.6/10

Body Count: 5

BAMF's rating:

299

6.9

Logan Lucky (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Channing Tatum
Jim O'Heir
Riley Keough
Katie Holmes
David Denman
Adam Driver
Seth MacFarlane
Daniel Craig
Jack Quaid
Brian Gleeson
Katherine Waterston
Ann Mahoney
Dwight Yoakam
Michael Tourek
Deneen Tyler
Jeff Gordon
Sebastian Stan
Randall P. Havens
Autumn Dial
LeAnn Rimes
Matthew Cardarople
Hilary Swank
and
Macon Blair

True Rating: 7.4/10

BAMF's rating:

4.8

Final Exam (1981)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 6.9/10

Body Count: 11

BAMF's rating:

7.5

5.3

Far Cry 5: Inside Eden's Gate (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Greg Bryk
and
Kyle Gallner

True Rating: 7.4/10

Body Count: 3 at least

BAMF's rating:

4.8

The Titan

Familiar Actors:
Sam Worthington
Taylor Schilling
Tom Wilkinson
Agyness Deyn
Nathalie Emmanuel
Noah Jupe
Corey Johnson
Steven Cree
and
Diego Boneta

True Rating: 7.2/10

Body Count: 9 probably more

BAMF's rating:

7.5

Honey: Rise Up and Dance (2018)...

Familiar Actors:
Teyana Taylor
Bryshere Gray
Sierra Aylina McClain
and
Lawrence Kao

True Rating: 6.7/10

BAMF's rating:

5.8

5.9

Vamp (1986)

Familiar Actors:
Robert Rusler
Dedee Pfeiffer
Gedde Watanabe
Grace Jones
and
Billy Drago

True Rating: 7.2/10

Body Count: 12+

BAMF's rating:

202

6.8

6.4

The Burning (1981)

Familiar Actors:
Brian Backer
Jason Alexander
Fisher Stevens
and
Holly Hunter

True Rating: 6.7/10

Body Count: 10

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8 Stars

126

6.7

6.3

Intruder (1989)

Familiar Actors:
Renee Estevez
Sam Raimi
Burr Steers
Ted Raimi
Bruce Campbell
Scott Spiegel
and
Greg Nicotero

True Rating: 8.4/10

Body Count: 8

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9 Stars

4.6

5.6

Batman Ninja (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Kôichi Yamadera
Eric Bauza
Grey DeLisle
Will Friedle
Tony Hale
Fred Tatasciore
Tom Kenny
Yuri Lowenthal
Daisuke Ono
Roger Craig Smith
and
Tara Strong

True Rating: 8.8/10

Body Count: several monkeys

BAMF's rating:

223

5.6

6.2

Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Dylan O'Brien
Ki Hong Lee
Kaya Scodelario
Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Dexter Darden
Will Poulter
Jacob Lofland
Rosa Salazar
Giancarlo Esposito
Patricia Clarkson
Aidan Gillen
Barry Pepper
Nathalie Emmanuel
Katherine McNamara
Walton Goggins
and
Paul Lazenby

True Rating: 9.3/10

Body Count: 92+

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10 Stars

5.3

Beyond Skyline (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Frank Grillo
Bojana Novakovic
Jonny Weston
Callan Mulvey
Antonio Fargas
Yayan Ruhian
Jacob Vargas
Iko Uwais
Lindsey Morgan
Betty Gabriel
Noel Gugliemi
and
Sandra Rosko

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 70+

BAMF's rating:

629

7.5

A Quiet Place (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Emily Blunt
John Krasinski
Millicent Simmonds
Noah Jupe
and
Leon Russom

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 7

BAMF's rating:

1073

7.4

8.5

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Robert Downey Jr.
Chris Hemsworth
Mark Ruffalo
Chris Evans
Scarlett Johansson
Don Cheadle
Benedict Cumberbatch
Tom Holland
Chadwick Boseman
Zoe Saldana
Karen Gillan
Tom Hiddleston
Paul Bettany
Elizabeth Olsen
Anthony Mackie
Sebastian Stan
Idris Elba
Danai Gurira
Peter Dinklage
Benedict Wong
Pom Klementieff
Dave Bautista
Vin Diesel
Bradley Cooper
Gwyneth Paltrow
Benecio Del Toro
Josh Brolin
Chris Pratt
Sean Gunn
William Hurt
Letitia Wright
Terry Notary
Carrie Coon
Stan Lee
Winston Duke
Florence Kasumba
Kerry Condon
Monique Ganderton
Jacob Batalon
Tiffany Espensen
Isabella Amara
Ethan Dizon
Ariana Greenblatt
Ross Marquand
Robert Pralgo
Maria Mouroum
and
Callan Mulvey

Samuel L. Jackson
and
Cobie Smulders

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: So many!

BAMF's rating:

5.8

5.5

Downrange (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Jason Tobias
and
Graham Skipper

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 14

BAMF's rating:

Awards & Other Things

Best Picture of the Month: Avengers: Infinity War
Oddest Picture of the Month: Headless
Worst Picture of the Month: Headless
Best New to me Actor: Millicent Simmonds (A Quiet Place)
Best Lead Actress: Emily Blunt (A Quiet Place)
Best Supporting Actress: Millicent Simmonds (A Quiet Place)
Worst Actress: Carolyn Taye-Loren (Witchcraft V)
Best Lead Actor: John Krasinski (A Quiet Place)
Best Supporting Actor: Tom Holland (Avengers: Infinity War)
Worst Actor: Charles Solomon Jr. (Witchcraft II-IV)
Guilty Pleasure Fun Picture: Maze Runner: The Death Cure
Surprise Good Picture of the Month: Beyond Skyline
Most Brutal Death Scene: Headless
Best Sequel or Remake: Avengers: Infinity War
Worst Sequel or Remake: Evil Bong 777
Best Twist: Intruder
Best Visual Effects: Avengers: Infinity War
Worst Visual Effects: The Supernaturals

Under the Radar Movies I Recommend Seeing:
Intruder
Maze Runner: The Death Cure
Beyond Skyline
Batman Ninja
Downrange

Most Seen Actors This Month:
Charles Solomon Jr.- 3
Guy Rolfe- 3
Chandra West- 2
Kenneth Fok- 2
Callan Mulvey- 2
Gordon Currie- 2
Teresa Hill- 2
Ash Adams- 2
Felton Perry- 2
Stacie Randall- 2
Walton Goggins- 2
Sebastian Stan- 2
Anat Topol- 2
Gary Sloan- 2
Mary Shelley- 2
Nathalie Emmanuel- 2