British Comedy: The Armstrong & Miller Show

Years: 2007-2010
Broadcaster: BBC
Genre: Sketch
Written by: David Cadji-Newby, Nico Tatarowicz, Simon Blackwell,
George Jeffrie, Bert Tyler-Moore, Ali Crockatt, Anil Gupta,
Richard Pinto, David Scott, Alexander Armstrong, Ben Edwards,
Ben Miller, Simon Ludders, Laurence Howarth, Mark Bussell,
Jamie Lennox, Justin Sbresni, Louis Waymouth, Dan Gaster,
Aidan Hawkes, Alistair Griggs, Carl Carter, Kevin Cecil,
Tony Cooke, Jon Foster, Tim Ifield, James Lamont,
Graham Linehan, Andy Riley, Arthur Mathews, Tom Basden,
Roger Drew, Jason Hazeley, Katherine Jakeaways, Joel Morris,
Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer, Will Smith, Daisy Beaumont,
Dave Best, Simon Dean, Paul Doolan, Jeremy Dyson, Gareth Edwards,
Dan Evans, Robin French, Simeon Goulden, Gareth Gwynn,
Will Hersey, Tim Moore, Kieron Quirke, Jessica Ransom,
Paul Rose, Toby Whithouse
Stars: Alexander Armstrong, Ben Miller
Episodes: 19
Episode Average: 6.158

BEST EPISODES:
Series 1, Episode 1 (2007), Series 1, Episode 5 (2007)

SERIES ONE

(2007)
7 episodes
Series Score: 52
Episode Average: 7.43
Perfect 10's: 1

S1E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 26 October 2007
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Simon Blackwell, Mark Bussell, David Cadji-Newby
Ali Crockatt, Anil Gupta, Aidan Hawkes, Tim Ifield,
George Jeffrie, Richard Pinto, Justin Sbresni,
David Scott, Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
Naughty Blind --- The WW2 Pilots: Trousers --- Frank Dad: Divorce
Striding Man: Bruce Lee --- Pete & Rog: Bondage
Brabbins & Fyffe: Mrs. Palmer --- Be a Teacher: Small Business
Who Do You Think You Are? --- Striding Man: Queen's Speech
The WW2 Pilots: Compensation --- Kill Them: Boy Band
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Art Criticism
Filthy Quadrille: Sailor's Arm --- Tony & Dimitri: Soup
Kill Them: Santa --- The Inappropriate Dentist: Dog
Watermelon Man: JFK --- Filthy Quadrille: Tongues --- Chef's Special
Kill Them: Pope --- Watermelon Man: Moon Landing

"That's so unfair, that's like massively disrespecting of your trousers."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 2 November 2007
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby, Ali Crockatt,
Gareth Edwards, Anil Gupta, Laurence Howarth, Tim Ifield,
George Jeffrie, Tim Moore, Richard Pinto, Paul Rose,
David Scott, Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
Very Posh Men --- Frank Dad: Granny --- Polish Plumbers
Wife's Knickers: Prime Minister --- How Many Hats?
The Inappropriate Dentist: Furry Willy --- Wife's Knickers: Litter
Tony & Dimitri: Torture --- F*** Off Shop: Shoes
The WW2 Pilots: Hospital --- Wife's Knickers: The Neanderthals
Barbieman --- Striding Man: Moussaka --- Be a Teacher: Priest
Medieval Fussy Eater --- F*** Off Shop: Design
Filthy Quadrille: Horse --- No News Coma --- Be a Teacher: Rangers
Brabbins & Fyffe: Caught Short On a Train --- F*** Off Shop: Sign

"Along with this comes etiquette, decorum must prevail,
Exceptions, though, are sadly met when travelling by rail,
I like a hearty breakfast when alighting on a carriage,
But libation and vibration do not make a happy marriage,
A fullness down below that builds and creates pressure,
Though in the comfort of your home may afford a certain pleasure,
Is anathema in public where there is no turning back,
Cos the bloody thing has forced its way almost out your crack!"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 9 November 2007
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Simon Blackwell, Mark Bussell, David Cadji-Newby,
Ben Edwards, Anil Gupta, Tim Ifield, George Jeffrie,
Simon Ludders, Richard Pinto, Justin Sbresni,
Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
The WW2 Pilots: Winnie --- Breakfast TV Emails: Food Prices
Be a Teacher: Travelling --- Frank Dad: Mates
Pete & Rog: Massage --- Right Wing Sat Nav: Job Centre
Breakfast TV Emails: Speed Cameras --- Filthy Quadrille: Doggy
Brabbins & Fyffe: Seeing to the Missus --- Half-Price Pots
The Inappropriate Dentist: Swingers --- Wife's Knickers: Karaoke
Desperate Dinner Party --- Right Wing Sat Nav: Gypsies
Breakfast TV Emails: Weatherman
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Small Talk (Mammoth)
Filthy Quadrille: Theatricals --- Birthday Present
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Small Talk (Wife)

"Gosh indeed, Geoff! There's one here from someone who calls himself Zardox the Heretic Slayer. He says, 'I shall dispatch him with my knife of sacred obsidian and my masters shall be pleased.'"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 23 November 2007
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Simon Blackwell, Mark Bussell, David Cadji-Newby,
Ali Crockatt, Anil Gupta, Richard Pinto, Justin Sbresni,
David Scott, Nico Tatarowicz

SKETCHES:
The WW2 Pilots: Prisoners of War --- Kill Them: Football
Mounted Policeman: Polo --- Striding Man: Carol Vorderman
Frank Dad: Where Did I Come From? --- Tony & Dimitri: Liver
Kill Them: Estate Agent --- Mounted Policeman: Sugar
Brabbins & Fyffe: Why Are the French? --- Window Cleaner: Holy Cities
Right Wing Sat Nav: Faith School --- Space Mission: Lower Dinsbury
Fly Guy: Accident --- Wife's Knickers: Rugby --- Dandylions: Plate
Striding Man: Ian Botham --- Pete & Rog: Shower
Wife's Knickers: Space --- Fly Guy: What's Happening to Me?
Right Wing Sat Nav: Asylum Seekers --- Rationalising Richard: Pub
Dentist: I'm a Girl --- Fly Guy: Boom! --- Rationalising Richard: Hungover

"I mean, what is it like to actually have an actual... lady bit? I mean, of course, we've all experimented with inserting things up the old Jackson, but, er... it's never gonna be the same thing as having a really good seeing to, is it?"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 30 November 2007
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Simon Blackwell, Mark Bussell, David Cadji-Newby,
Ali Crockatt, Anil Gupta, Aidan Hawkes, Laurence Howarth,
George Jeffrie, Richard Pinto, Justin Sbresni, David Scott,
Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore, Toby Whithouse

SKETCHES:
Product Name Choosing --- Frank Dad: Mum's Holiday
The WW2 Pilots: Vera Lynn & Gracie Fields --- Right Wing Sat Nav: NHS
Tony & Dimitri: Consignment --- Chemist: Inhaler
Pete & Rog: Holiday --- Right Wing Sat Nav: Town Hall
The Forgetful Prime Minister: Treaty --- Window Cleaner: Sunnis & Shias
Be a Teacher: Mortgage --- Chemist: Ointment --- Dandylions: Change
Be a Teacher: Coma --- Cabbie Interview --- Aerobics Dave
The Inappropriate Dentist: German Girl
Predictive Text Commission: 4-Letter Words
Brabbins & Fyffe: Knocking Off a Crafty One
Predictive Text Commission: Bulkshiv

"Sell crack to a ninja."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 7 December 2007
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Simon Blackwell, Mark Bussell, David Cadji-Newby,
Ali Crockatt, Anil Gupta, Laurence Howarth, George Jeffrie,
Richard Pinto, Justin Sbresni, David Scott,
Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
Wife's Knickers: Concerto --- Filthy Quadrille: Threesome
The WW2 Pilots: Cockpit --- Marooned
Striding Man: Elephant in Harrods --- Brabbins & Fyffe: Teenage Girls
Wife's Knickers: Hotel --- Dandylions: Paying Customer
Good Priest, Bad Priest --- Be a Teacher: Ignored
The Forgetful Prime Minister: Briefcase
Right Wing Sat Nav: Britannia Avenue --- Space Mission: Breakdown
Pete & Rog: Car --- Filthy Quadrille: Positions
Window Cleaner: Global Warming --- Painful Karaoke
Right Wing Sat Nav: Shanty Town --- Touchy Designer: Army Boots
The Inappropriate Dentist: Cosmetic Surgery
Touchy Designer: Jumpsuits

"The altar, yeah. Anyway, during the bread bit, you know, she like... she sort of give me this big smile. You know, I think it might be the outfit. You know, black's a very strong colour. Very powerful. Probably looks like I'm in The Matrix."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E7

EPISODE 7

Originally broadcast: 14 December 2007
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Simon Blackwell, Mark Bussell, David Cadji-Newby,
Ben Edwards, Robin French, Anil Gupta, Tim Ifield,
George Jeffrie, Simon Ludders, Richard Pinto, Kieron Quirke,
Justin Sbresni, Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
Football News: 200+ Goals --- The WW2 Pilots: In a Tree
Frank Dad: Exam --- Striding Man: Camel's Humps
Football News: 1 in 13 --- Be a Teacher: Ambition --- Gypsy Woman
The Inappropriate Dentist: Horse --- Filthy Quadrille: Knickers
Football News: Still 0-0 --- Striding Man: Potatoes
Haunted House --- Kill Them: School Play
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Acceptance Speeches
Filthy Quadrille: Rickets --- Be a Teacher: Second Interviews
Dandylions: Broken Microwave --- Pete & Rog: Camcorder
Kill Them: Vicar --- The Forgetful Prime Minister: Wife
Brabbins & Fyffe: Rohypnol --- Kill Them: Director

"Don't shoute, man. My mate's just ached his balls."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

SERIES TWO

(2009)
6 episodes
Series Score: 33
Episode Average: 5.50
Perfect 10's: 0

S2E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 16 October 2009
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby
Kevin Cecil, Ali Crockatt, Jeremy Dyson, Ben Edwards,
Jon Foster, Dan Gaster, Alistair Griggs, Anil Gupta,
Aidan Hawkes, Jason Hazeley, Laurence Howarth, George Jeffrie,
James Lamont, Jamie Lennox, Simon Ludders, Ben Miller,
Joel Morris, Richard Pinto, Andy Riley, David Scott,
Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore, Louis Waymouth

SKETCHES:
The WW2 Pilots: Letter from Home --- Emergency Stop
Blue Peter: Special Café --- Doctor Tia: Mamafat
Reconstruction Claims Direct --- Enlightenment: Fioretti
Blue Peter: Special Dancing Club
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Hairdressing
Brabbins & Fyffe: Women in Their 30s
Bored Exam Invigilators: Entertaining Self --- Blue Peter: Special Powder
Howard the Weirdo: Date --- Safety First: Chip Pans
Alien Pleasure Planet --- Bored Exam Invigilators: Headmaster
Veal & Stafford: Pregnant --- Striding Man: Ice Cream
Jilted Jim: Honeymoon --- Bored Exam Invigilators: Display Team

"I like women over 30,
A bit thicker round the middle and fuller in the bust,
They are much more likely to be dirty,
And pretty much do anything when overcome with lust.
There's something to be said for the gamier kind of bird,
They love a bit of stuffing and a spit roast's not unheard of,
So forget the young untutored and the frankly immature,
And why not give their mum a call?"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 23 October 2009
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby,
Carl Carter, Tony Cooke, Ali Crockatt, Jon Foster,
Dan Gaster, Alistair Griggs, Aidan Hawkes, George Jeffrie,
James Lamont, Jamie Lennox, Ben Miller, David Scott,
Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore, Louis Waymouth

SKETCHES:
What Do You Do for a Living? --- Time Team Discovery
The WW2 Pilots: Firing Squad --- Enlightenment: Rembrandt
Striding Man: Hole --- Critical Factor: Intelligence
Jilted Jim: Fire Mountain --- Safety First: Baby --- Doctor Tia: Arsewipe
Howard the Weirdo: Bunnies --- Critical Factor: The Assault Course
Reasonable Boss: Interrogation --- Frank Dad: Suki
The Family Man: Car Showroom --- Critical Factor: General Knowledge
Sportsfest 2010: Logo --- Karl Bronson: Bar
Brabbins & Fyffe: Perineum --- Sportsfest 2010: A Rethink

"I mean, don't get me wrong, Suki is brilliant and everything, and I love that she's fond of you, and she goes off to get ice creams and what-have-you. But if I'm honest, Paul, after some of the things she's done to me in the bedroom, I couldn't take her into a church."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 30 October 2009
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby,
Ali Crockatt, Roger Drew, Ben Edwards, Dan Gaster,
Anil Gupta, Aidan Hawkes, Jason Hazeley, Laurence Howarth,
George Jeffrie, Simon Ludders, Ben Miller, Joel Morris,
Richard Pinto, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer, David Scott,
Will Smith, Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
Howard the Weirdo: Truths & Lies --- The WW2 Pilots: Spy
Kill Them: Kids' TV --- Enlightenment: St. Germain Tapestry
Safety First: Backseat Child --- Frank Dad: STDs? --- Rescue Mission
Terry Devlin: The Prince's Problem Toe --- Karl Bronson: Speech
Veal & Stafford: A Funny Incident --- Chicken Lickin'
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Baby Names
Striding Man: Cushions --- Terry Devlin: Discharged from Hospital
The Neanderthals: Sacrifice --- Jilted Jim: Moved Next Door
Brabbins & Fyffe: I'm a Rpick --- Shirts: South Harbour Patrol
Terry Devlin: State of Mind --- Shirts: What About This?

"It modern. It different. Who else called Mmm?"

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S2E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 6 November 2009
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Mark Bussell,
David Cadji-Newby, Ali Crockatt, Dan Gaster, Alistair Griggs,
Laurence Howarth, Ben Miller, Justin Sbresni,
David Scott, Nico Tatarowicz

SKETCHES:
Frank Dad: Tilly Green --- Boxing: Fairies --- Striding Man: Bull
Enlightenment: The Thighbone of St. Erasmus
The Neanderthals: The Origins of the Dinner Party
Boxing: Beautiful Songs --- The WW2 Pilots: Escape Tunnel
Never Ending Nightmare --- Veal & Stafford: Aunt Hilda
Boxing: Talking Mice --- Nickname Man: Fred
Ahead of His Time Pianist: I'm Horny/Ride on Time
Jilted Jim: Fiona --- Ahead of His Time Pianist: Gay Bar
Safety First: Corpulence --- Nickname Man: Mick
The WW2 Pilots: Betrayal --- Reasonable Boss: Weapons Deal
Blinking Book --- Nickname Man: Baby Names

"Yes, I've got all issues around the issue of being scared of worms. because they're all wriggly and shit and might up your bumhole and give you diseases."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 13 November 2009
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby,
Ali Crockatt, Jon Foster, Dan Gaster, Alistair Griggs,
Aidan Hawkes, Will Hersey, George Jeffrie, James Lamont,
Ben Miller, David Scott, Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
Bumping Into Old Friends --- Safety First: Drink Driving
The WW2 Pilots: Powdered Egg --- Suicidal Man
Striding Man: Tomatoes --- Return to Church Week: We Print Photographs
Jilted Jim: Ryan's Daughter --- Moment of Clarity: Cult
Mr. Wilkinson: Clubbing --- Doctor Tia: Lion Operation
Return to Church Week: Butcher --- Karl Bronson: Plane
Moment of Clarity: Sleeper Cell --- Lettuce Upgrade
Mr. Wilkinson: Police Raid --- Reasonable Boss: Hostages
Return to Church Week: Fence --- Moment of Clarity: Complete Wanker
Useless Time Traveller: Cars, Planes, E=MC², Boer War
Kill Them: Credit Crunch --- Enlightenment: Roman Frieze
Useless Time Traveller: CK One

"We're carrying out essential engineering work on this line. No trains are running through this station. We are, however, operating a replacement bus service."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

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S2E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 27 November 2009
Directed by: Dominic Brigstocke
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby,
Carl Carter, Tony Cooke, Ali Crockatt, Ben Edwards,
Jon Foster, Dan Gaster, Alistair Griggs, James Lamont,
Simon Ludders, Ben Miller, David Scott, Nico Tatarowicz

SKETCHES:
Kill Them: Couples Counselling --- Striding Man: Fired
Password Problem --- The Neanderthals: The Origins of Job Interviews
Doctor Tia: Inhaler --- The WW2 Pilots: Girls
Enlightenment: The Viceroy Tulip --- Safety First: White Goods
Howard the Weirdo: Stag Joke --- Credit Card Application
Kill Them: French Teacher --- Reasonable Boss: EMP
Professor King: Heterotic Supersymmetry
Veal & Stafford: Police Constable --- Jilted Jim: Hot Tub
Reasonable Boss: Specialist --- Brabbins & Fyffe: Gay
Reasonable Boss: 5:30

"I'm so relaxed I could pee."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

SERIES THREE

(2010)
6 episodes
Series Score: 32
Episode Average: 5.33
Perfect 10's: 0

S3E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 30 October 2010
Directed by: Ben Kellett
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Tom Basden, Dave Best,
Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby. Kevin Cecil, Paul Doolan,
Ben Edwards, Dan Evans, Anil Gupta, Katherine Jakeways,
George Jeffrie, Jamie Lennox, Graham Linehan, Simon Ludders,
Ben Miller, Richard Pinto, Laurence Rickard, Andy Riley,
George Sawyer, Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore, Louis Waymouth

SKETCHES:
The Round Table --- Couples: Synchronised
Pharius & Horschstadt: Wine Bar --- Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory: Badger
The WW2 Pilots: Normandy Landings --- Air Bag
Ship's Doctor: Shouting Up the Arse --- Couples: Met at School
Brady's Restaurant --- Ship's Doctor: The Macarena --- The Farmers' Market
Couples: 3 Months --- Dr. Watson's New Employer --- Bins: Orgy
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Teenagers --- This Isn't Funny: Skiing
A Family Divided: Jordan & Peter Andre --- Cock Pills
The Family Man: New House

"The farmers' market, the farmers' market,
I drive here in the Volvo and I park it,
Over a hundred spaces,
Market, the farmers' market,
I find any old crap and sell it in a basket."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 6 November 2010
Directed by: Ben Kellett
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby,
Carl Carter, Tony Cooke, Ben Edwards, Simeon Goulden,
Anil Gupta, George Jeffrie, Jamie Lennox, Graham Linehan,
Simon Ludders, Ben Miller, Richard Pinto, Jessica Ransom,
Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore, Louis Waymouth

SKETCHES:
Tattoo --- Threesome: Park --- Crazy Paving
Enlightenment: Michel de Montaigne's Barn --- Couples: Wrong Names
The WW2 Pilots: Picnic --- Threesome: Radio --- Steve & S.A.M.: Toilet
Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory: Snail --- Pharius & Horschstadt: Party
Couples: Two Couples --- Bins: Deathbed --- Steve & S.A.M.: Shower
This Isn't Funny: Jackpot --- Simpkins of the France: Honeymooning Couple
Boudoir D'Amour: Nurse's Uniform --- Other Faiths
PE Teacher Revenge --- Brabbins & Fyffe: Burlesque
Steve & S.A.M.: Sheets

"It's not dirty, it's burlesque, it would be hurtful and grotesque,
To suggest that there was something untoward,
In watching women do the splits while they liberate their bits,
From lacy panties, diamanté and velour.
Admittedly they strip, but's it's witty, like a quip,
An ironic take on glamour and allure,
And I tell you this for nowt, as I watch them prance about,
My stiffy's equally ironic be assured."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 20 November 2010
Directed by: Ben Kellett
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Daisy Beaumont, David Cadji-Newby,
Ali Crockatt, Simon Dean, Ben Edwards, Anil Gupta,
Laurence Howarth, George Jeffrie, Graham Linehan, Simon Luddersm
Arthur Mathews, Ben Miller, Richard Pinto,
David Scott, Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore

SKETCHES:
Put Down the Knife --- Couples: Sentences
Boudoir D'Amour: Underwear --- U12s Rugby Team: Plutonium Deal
Church Match Mobile --- We'd Like You to Have This
Threesome: Accident --- Pharius & Horschstadt: Tattoo Parlour
Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory: Pindle Oak Mushroom
Library Prostitute Service: Borrowing
U12s Rugby Team: Export Licences --- Couples: Chalk & Cheese
Phil & Ken - Self-Made Men: Retirement
Library Prostitute Service: Returning
Simpkins of the France: Sacré-Cœur --- The Crusades
Bins: Angry Husband --- Terry Devlin: Biography
U12s Rugby Team: Cinema --- The Neanderthals: The Origins of Alcohol
U12s Rugby Team: Help!

"Do you have any chewing gum, young apprentice? He's been at the scampi Nik Naks."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 27 November 2010
Directed by: Ben Kellett
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, David Cadji-Newby,
Kevin Cecil, Ali Crockatt, Ben Edwards, Anil Gupta,
Laurence Howarth, George Jeffrie, Jamie Lennox, Simon Ludders,
Ben Miller, Richard Pinto, Andy Riley, David Scott,
Nico Tatarowicz, Bert Tyler-Moore, Louis Waymouth

SKETCHES:
Couples: No Idea --- Striding Man: Jogging
Enlightenment: The Printing Press
Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory: Rabbit
Brabbins & Fyffe: I Say I'm Doing This When I'm Really Doing That
This Isn't Funny: Locker Theft --- Phil & Ken - Self-Made Men: Divorce
Black Tom Teach: Doubloons --- The WW2 Pilots: Buried
Simpkins of the France: Waiting for Someone --- Couples: Porridge
Pharius & Horschstadt: Salsa Nite --- Bins: Killer
Black Tom Teach: Parrot --- Terry Devlin: State Dinner --- Bins: Gay
Black Tom Teach: Sea Shanties --- Stop! Recycling
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Meeting the Parents

"Apparently we don't communicate any more. I mean, for God's sake, I'm always communicating at her."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S3E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 4 December 2010
Directed by: Ben Kellett
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, David Cadji-Newby, Ali Crockatt,
Roger Drew, Ben Edwards, Laurence Howarth, George Jeffrie,
Jamie Lennox, Graham Linehan, Simon Ludders, Arthur Mathews,
Ben Miller, David Scott, Will Smith, Nico Tatarowicz,
Bert Tyler-Moore, Louis Waymouth

SKETCHES:
Bingo Caller --- Confusing Home Secretary
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Charity --- Pentathlete
Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory: Red Mullet
Pharius & Horschstadt: Clothes Shop --- Couples: Not Gay
This Isn't Funny: Allergy --- Terry Devlin: Royal Wedding
Striding Man: Headmaster --- Enlightenment: Leonardo de Vinci's Fountain
Farting Captain: Cannons --- Phil & Ken - Self-Made Men: Threat
Farting Captain: Crew --- Terry Devlin: Royal Honeymoon
Couples: Hermione --- Farting Captain: Drum
The Family Man: Function Room --- Striding Man: Resignation
Nazi Secrets

"Did you know, only ten million mammoth left in forest?"

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S3E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 11 December 2010
Directed by: Ben Kellett
Written by: Alexander Armstrong, Tom Basden, Simon Blackwell,
David Cadji-Newby, Carl Carter, Kevin Cecil, Tony Cooke,
Ben Edwards, Anil Gupta, Gareth Gwynn, Katherine Jakeways,
George Jeffrie, Jamie Lennox, Simon Ludders, Arthur Mathews,
Ben Miller, Richard Pinto, Andy Riley, Nico Tatarowiczm
Bert Tyler-Moore, Louis Waymouth

SKETCHES:
Surveillance Operation --- Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory: Blackberries
Enlightenment: Madonna della Moscardo --- Couples: Help Me
Pharius & Horschstadt: Night Club --- Stop! Global Warming
The Neanderthals: The Origins of Breakups --- Threesome: Interview
Boudoir D'Amour: Hen Do --- News Channel: Turkistanian Election
Couples: Fat Bottom --- The Family Man: Outdoor Shop
Threesome: Marriage Register --- Viagra Megastore
The WW2 Pilots: Enigma Code --- Henry Clarke --- News Channel: Penis
Threesome: Taxi --- Simpkins of the France: München
News Channel: Pay for Sex

"If you're not careful, they make your pubic region look like a llama trapped in a shrimping net."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

ALEXANDER ARMSTRONG

A FEW OF HIS CHARACTERS

01 - - 02

03 - - 04

05 - - 06

01. The WW2 Pilots: Hospital (S1E2 - 2007)
02. Dandylions: Plate (S1E4)
03. Frank Dad: Suki (S2E2)
04. Brabbins & Fyffe: Gay (S2E6)
05. The Neanderthals: The Origins of Teenagers (S3E1)
06. Pharius & Horschstadt: Clothes Shop (S3E5)

BEN MILLER

A FEW OF HIS CHARACTERS

01 - - 02

03 - - 04

05 - - 06

01. Brabbins & Fyffe: Mrs. Palmer (S1E1)
02. Pete & Rog: Car (S1E6)
03. The WW2 Pilots: Spy (S2E3)
04. The Neanderthals: The Origins of the Dinner Party (S2E4)
05. Pharius & Horschstadt: Salsa Nite (S3E4)
06. Enlightenment: Madonna della Moscardo (S3E6)

JIM
HOWICK

19 episodes (2007-2010)
in.. Space Mission: Lower Dinsbury (S1E4)

KATHERINE
JAKEAWAYS

19 episodes (2007-2010)
in... Jilted Jim: Hot Tub (S2E6)

DAN RENTON
SKINNER

18 episodes (2007-2010)
in... Return to Church Week: Fence (S2E5)

DAVID
ARMAND

13 episodes (2007-2009)
in... Touchy Designer: Army Boots (S1E6)

LUCY
MONTGOMERY

13 episodes (2007-2009)
in... Barbieman (S1E2)

TYGER
DREW-HONEY

13 episodes (2007-2010)
in... Frank Dad: Mates (S1E3)

JESSICA
RANSOM

12 episodes (2009-2010)
in... Blue Peter: Special Café (S2E1)

KAREN
HAYLEY

7 episodes (2007)
in... Pete & Rog: Bondage (S1E1)

TOM
BASDEN

6 episodes (2010)
in... Boudoir D'Amour: Nurse's Uniform (S3E2)

MARTHA
HOWE-DOUGLAS

6 episodes (2009)
in... Jilted Jim: Fiona (S2E4)

DAISY
BEAUMONT

6 episodes (2010)
in... Stop! Global Warming (S3E6)

JASON
LEWIS

5 episodes (2010)
in... The Farmers' Market (S3E1)

GEOFFREY
McGIVERN

5 episodes (2007-2009)
in... Marooned (S1E6)