Worst of the Worst by The Doctor

A Fast and Furious film without Vin Diesel? Bomb.

What is it about this film that it made three other sequels? (which I haven't seen by the way)

A Michael Bay film. Need I say more?

So much has been said about this. So many things wrong with it, that I would only repeat myself.

To sum things up:

Bat Credit Card, don't leave your cave without it.

Mrs. Dubtfire with much less talented people involved.

Not even Paul Giamatti can save this one.

Another cash-in on the good comedies with Leslie Nielsen.

It adds absolutely nothing to the storyline of the series. It's almost a remake of the first, without all the good parts.

Tony Todd is a favorite actor of mine, but this one he could've refused.

Can anyone seriously think that this film would do well? And I watched it in the theaters. Why? No idea.

Billy Drago could say no to this. No excuse whatsoever to be here.

Yes, I kept on watching the series, and, yes, I will watch if there's ever another one.

And I know if that happens, it will be even more outrageous.

A rug that eats people.

There. Just summed it up. Don't waste your time.

This didn't touched me at all. It felt so shallow, artificial and pretentious that annoyed me like few films can do.

And I was looking forward to it. I really like the cast and the director.

A Pink Panther film with no Peter Sellers? No thanks.

The two greatest characters from the original, Bub and Captain Rhodes, are the most ridiculous ones here. If there is one character that is less ridiculous than the other in this thing.

I think this one was supposed to be called only 'Contagium', but when the makers found out that the 'Day of the Dead' title was public domain, they decided to use it just to attract Romero fans (me) into watching this scam of a film.

Jinx indeed. The worst Bond, by far, with also the worst Bond theme to date. If you gotta stink, stink all the way!

I wanna thank Madonna to make the Brosnan farewell as James Bond so bad!

To Mr. Seltzer and Mr. Friedberg:

YOU-GUYS-ARE-NOT-FUNNY!

This could be so good. The first and the third are great! The fourth is enjoyable. But the second was just done in a wrong way.

Beginning with the cast of the Griswald kids, not charismatic at all.

All Audrey do is scream throughout the entire film! And not in a funny way, so annoying!

Christopher Nolan did an awesome story with a machine that shared one's dreams with other people. John Boorman didn't.

Again with the first exorcism of young Merrin? But wasn't it shown already in the second film? And with the original actor? Why Hollywood? Why?

Another Fast and Furious film without Vin Diesel. Well, kinda. But the real reason this is so bad is because of the lead actor, Lucas Black. Dude, get some acting lessons before trying another film.

Why people insist on remaking John Carpenter's films? They are awesome exactly the way they are, no need to fix or update anything with an useless remake!

*That also goes for the remakes of The Thing, Assault on Precinct Thirteen and Halloween.

Jason takes Manhattan? False advertising. Jason is in Manhattan in the last five minutes of film, in the sewers, and only like three people know about it.

King Kong and the Muppets take Manhattan. Jason doesn't.

Michael Myers as a puppet from a sect? All this time? Sorry, I don't buy it. Don't even try.

What about here? Myers is pathetic here. Busta Rhymes kicking him around? What happened to the scary Michael Myers from the original classic? Maybe he was tired from all the killing after seven films (reminding that although this is the eighth film of the series, he doesn't show up in the third).

Another remake that completely RUINS the story of the original. Not even Zeta-Jones can save this.

While in the 1963 version, you never know if the ghosts actually existed or it was all in Nell's head, here, the ghosts not only DO exist (and done with very poor computer graphics) everyone sees them and it all is resolved with an explosion! Absolutely ridiculous.

Pinhead in space.

See what I wrote in Jason X, it applies here too.

This feels like a completely different story that no one could produce, so they put Pinhead here and there to make it like a Hellraiser sequel. Fail.

Seriously, if you take the Pinhead and the other Cenobites out of the plot, it doesn't change the final result at all.

Bobby, Bobby... Why? You are so talented. Don't waste your time on this.

Should I even try saying anything about this?

You shrunk the kids in the first, blew up the baby in the second! There's nothing else to say! Stop it!

Matthew McConaughey is quirky and charmingly masculin but with a soft spot in his heart with generic female. He screws up but they end up together. I've seen this like 638213 times before.

And by the way, it didn't amused me, not even in the first time around.

The title of this film should be: "Jason Goes to Hell and doesn't appear in this film at all!"

Kissy demon and a boutny hunter? What does this have to do with the troubled Camp Crystal Lake serial killer?

Although the very last scene is pretty cool.

Don't take serial killers to space! It didn't worked with Pinhead, it didn't worked with Leprechaun and guess what? It didn't worked with Jason either! (hopefully Freddy Krueger, Michael Meyers and Chucky will stay the hell away from space).

The only saving grace of this trainwreck is the David Cronenberg cameo in the begining.