The Sporadic Horizontal Evolution of Orson Welles

Looking mighty fine mah boi!

The moustache makes his head seem a tad wider, don't you think?

So mr. Welles, what do you have to say to the people who say you're an alcoholic? They're wrong? Could you possibly stop drinking for five seconds so we could interview you?

Orson, dude! Lay off the mudcakes! This look suits the film fine but dude, you're starting to worry me.

Introducing the new Orson-model, now three times as wide as your regular man!

Hey look, it's Donald Pleasence's really lardy cousin! Oh wait...

Oh man, wow. I really just... Whoa.



Don't get mad at me! You have the problem here! Why do you have a pot on your head? Do you have to cook potatoes that often that you need to put the utensils to your head?