So, what's the hype? Care to explain?

He had a few flashes - Anger Management comes into mind - that I liked about him, but on the whole he's OVER- and OVERRATED.

A disgusting phenomenon of the "Friends" era. Thank God (or Jahveh) that I haven't seen him anywhere in like five years.

A little grey mouse, totally lacking femininity, sexiness and acting skills. She's typecasting herself in every movie, making a Rachel of each and every of her roles.

Watchable for 5 minutes in every movie. From the sixth minute onwards, irritating as hell.

"Grow up, Hannah!" sayeth the Lord, and Hannah headed His words.
On the best possible track to become a second Paris Hilton, only, hopefully, not so rich. With regards to wardrobe malfunctions, Hannah leads the game.

BLEH! Just EEEWWWH!

Likewise.

She gives a hell of a BJ, otherwise the most disgusting female on Earth after Sarah Palin.

An attention-craving whore. Nuff said. Come on, I also want to be a rich socialite by marrying the daughter of the owner of the grocer's shop round the corner and divorcing her 72 hours later, establishing a Twitter world record in the meantime!

Look at me, I sparkle, I fly, and I drink blood (NOT).

I can't act, I can't talk properly, I can't pose in front of cameras. I'm Bella Swan, walking blood bank, a very poor Sookie Stackhouse wannabe.