Added by Happy Vader on 7 Mar 2012 12:11

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The Greatest List of All Time!

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3.7

Justin Bieber

The Greatest Singer of All Time!

I really think he is the greatest singer of recent times and of all time. I mean seriously, his voice, his image, his songs are great. He is like the 21st Century Elvis, the 21st Century Dylan, the 21st Century Kurt f**** Cobain y'all!

+ oh, I forgot to mention he is also the 21st Century John Lennon... *imagine*

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5.6

Miley Cyrus

The Greatest Entertainer of All Time!

Just like the above, I think she is fantastic and she really deserves everything. The perfect teen-idol. Her performance in The Last Song was classic and I do mean classic. She should've been nominated for an Oscar and believe me, Natalie Portman did not deserve that Award...

Her Hannah Montana persona is so last season.... her wild, cannot-be-tamed, wild girl persona is much, much better!

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7.3

Megan Fox

The Greatest Actress of All Time!

I think she should've been nominated for an Oscar for her performance in Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. I liken her performance in the level as Meryl Streep in Sophie's Choice

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3.4

Jonas Brothers

The Greatest Band of All Time!

I think they're the next Beatles.. no, no wait: the next Beach Boys.. no, no wait: the next Rolling Stones. That's much better!

Their killer guitar playing is much better than Jimmy Page and their vocals put Robert Plant back to Age 1...

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7.5

Metallica

The Worst Band of All Time!

Metallica? Eeyuck is more like it. What's so good about long hairs and ugly beards, I've no idea. And what's up with their songs? Alienation, drugs, cocaine, loneliness and all that, come on man, cheer up, write more songs like The Jonas Brothers.

Metallica, in all respects, is the worst band ever. Their songs make no sense and their guitar playing is very amateurish and uninspired and also their image is as frightening and brutal as a Barbie.

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5.6

Catherine Hardwicke

Director of Twilight...

The Greatest Film of All Time

Having such classic actors & actresses like Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson (who should've been nominated) and Kirsten Stewart, Twilight is without doubt the greatest movie ever made. The love story is arguably the best, beating out the soppy "love" story in Titanic and Casablanca... the latter is like a boring, unrealistic lovey-dovey Kleenex-movie compared to Twilight

Also, the portrayal of Vampires is arguably the best. Who still says Bela Lugosi's portrayal long back in 1931 is still the greatest is a douche and I think Werewolves should transform in 3 seconds flat, not the painful 20 minutes of crying, whining and music!!

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8.4

Francis Ford Coppola

Director of The Godfather series

The Worst Film(s) of All Time

The whole God(awful)Father trilogy is down to the sewers. I mean, violence is one thing but this is too much and the cinematography was nothing unique. I've seen better in Glitter, with all the sequences. I think FFC doesn't know how to pick the right cast as they were so boring, so mismatch, so... ugh! I can't even begin to explain just how useless the cast was and pointless this whole movie was... let's never talk this movie ever again!

Happy Vader's rating:

952

Zac Efron

The Greatest Actor of All Time

And I do mean

THE GREATEST

I mean, Daniel Day-Lewis, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Robbie Williams and the like don't have much depth in their characters and they only play their roles for Oscars. That's it! they need Oscars and nothing more, but Zac is not like that. He is, in all definitions, the Warren Beatty of this time!

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8.6

Orson Welles

The Worst Actor of All Time

Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Touch of Evil, The Stranger... good, OK films but his performances in all these films are horrendous, very direful to watch. How in the world is he considered one of the legendary actors is beyond me.

Also, his voice is so dull, it's like as if he just woke up from a deep sleep and started talking...

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1423

8.9

Stanley Kubrick

The Worst Director of All Time!

He has directed arguably some of the most pointless movies ever made and by that I mean, Clockwork Orange, an unnecessary movie about rape, murder and Beethoven, The Shining, the worst Stephen King adaptation ever and was so dull, 2001: A Space Odyssey, which was quite OK but nah! I'll go for Armageddon and Dr. Strangelove, which I consider as Plan Nine from Outer Space in a war-room!

Why is he one of the greatest... I guess we'll never know!

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