Famous Women That Could Possibly Sleep With Me

I've always been a bit of eye-candy for heavier set girls. I think she would be the one that I'd have my best chance with in reality.

I wouldn't brag about it, but I think after a bottle (or two) of any liquor within reach, that Maggie and I would be waking up the next morning with many regrets.

She's as method as they come (see "The Brown Bunny"). If there were a role she was up for where she had to do it with a fat guy, and I was around, then I would totally be her "Big Love".

She's one of the greatest actors of our time. She challenges herself into a cornucopia of accents, roles, and movies. By that rationale, I would think she'd like to dive into a variety of men, as well. I'm a variety.

Jessica Rabbit likes Roger Rabbit because he makes her laugh. Oh, Jessica? Knock, knock...

Feed her ego (and her face) and she's mine.

She's just bat-shit crazy. Crazy enough to sleep with me to prove some sort of point. I'll take it.

Awwww, I honestly think she's down-to-earth enough to let me take her to dinner. And by dinner, I mean bed.

I hear she likes bigger, stockier, dark-haired guys. Maybe it's just a rumour I heard. But I don't have much. I'm going to believe it.

Obviously the longest of long-shots, but hey, she dated Macauly Culkin for like almost a decade. Have you seen that turd lately?