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Don't Rent the wrong movie (XXX Porn Titles)

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Decade: Rating: List Type:

6095

7.8

8.6

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6649

7.8

8.5

Gladiator (2000)

Glad He Ate Her

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3836

7.1

7.5

Gangs of New York (2002)

Gangbangs of New York

Nonfictionguy's rating:

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

9990

8.8

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring... (2001)

Lord of the G-strings

Nonfictionguy's rating:

5904

8.4

Schindler's List (1993)

Schindler's Fist
Even the original cover art almost works!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1444

6.4

The Hills Have Eyes

The Hills Have Thighs

4306

7.8

8.2

Die Hard (1988)

Dyke Hard

I think the original title works - for nechrophiliacs!

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6557

7.2

7.8

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

E3: The Extra Testicle

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1366

7.6

7.8

My Fair Lady (1964)

My Bare Lady

Nonfictionguy's rating:

6466

8.6

Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)

Star Whores

Nonfictionguy's rating:

4849

7.6

8.2

A Beautiful Mind (2001)

A Beautiful Behind

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1108

6.7

7.2

Born on the Fourth of July (1989)

Porn on the 4th of July

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1890

6.3

6.8

Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

Sleeping with Seattle

Nonfictionguy's rating:

710

6.5

6.9

Clear and Present Danger (1994)

A Clear and Pleasant Stranger

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3588

4.3

3.8

Batman & Robin (1997)

Fatman in Robin

&

Bedman and Throbbin

Nonfictionguy's rating:

935

7.7

7.8

Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)

Hannah does her Sisters

Nonfictionguy's rating:

519

8.2

8.9

Twin Peaks (1990)

Twin Peeks

1294

4.7

4.9

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)

Honey, I Blew Everyone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2133

6.5

6.9

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Throbbin Hood : Prince of Beavers

Nonfictionguy's rating:

8098

7.2

8.2

Jurassic Park (1993)

Jurassic Pork

Nonfictionguy's rating:

863

6.8

White Men Can't Jump

White Men Can't Hump

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1241

6.2

6.5

Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)

Rambone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

923

7.3

7.7

Malcolm X (1992)

Malcolm XXX

1191

6.5

6.8

Saturday Night Fever (1977)

Saturday Night Beaver

Nonfictionguy's rating:

939

6.6

6.9

Romancing the Stone (1984)

Romancing the Bone

Nonfictionguy's rating:

4062

7.2

7.5

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon

Nonfictionguy's rating:

321

7.3

7.6

On Golden Pond (1981)

On Golden Blonde

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1938

8.1

8.3

Singin' in the Rain (1952)

Swinging in the Rain

Nonfictionguy's rating:

500

6.8

6.9

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Titty Titty Bang Bang

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2294

6.5

6.7

City of Angels

City of Anals

Nonfictionguy's rating:

4337

6.6

7.1

School of Rock (2003)

School of Cock

Nonfictionguy's rating:

912

6.2

6.8

Risky Business (1983)

Frisky Business

Nonfictionguy's rating:

7961

7.7

8.2

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Fill Bill

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1231

7.1

7.5

West Side Story (1961)

Breast Side Story

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3936

6.6

7.2

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Position Impossible

Nonfictionguy's rating:

618

6.4

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999)

A Midsummer Night's Cream

Nonfictionguy's rating:

2564

4.9

Wild Wild West

Wild Wild Chest

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1851

6.7

7.3

Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Beverly Hills Cock

Nonfictionguy's rating:

1010

5.5

5.7

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Buffy the Vampire Layer

Nonfictionguy's rating:

563

7.1

7.4

Terms of Endearment

Sperms of Endearment

2150

7.7

When Harry Met Sally... (1989)

When Harry ate Sally

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3310

8.5

8.8

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966)

The Good, The Bed and The Snuggly

Nonfictionguy's rating:

9484

7.9

8.8

Forrest Gump

Forest Hump

&

Sorest Rump

Nonfictionguy's rating:

575

4.8

3.9

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1969)

Plan 69 from Outer Space

Nonfictionguy's rating:

107

5.9

Against All Odds (1984)

Against All Bods

3553

5.8

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

Womb Raider

Nonfictionguy's rating:

3075

6.3

6.9

Top Gun (1986)

Top Buns

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

7666

7.9

8.5

The Lion King (1994)

The Loin Kin

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

691

6.4

6.6

Star Trek: Generations (1994)

Star Prick - The Next Ejaculation

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

Nonfictionguy's rating:

180

6.2

7.3

Pumping Iron (1977)

Pumping Irene

Thanks to PvtCaboose91 for this one

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