Few Things I :( About Cinema..

"Handheld F*cking Video Cameras!"

"Looks Good.. But That's It."

"Sounds Good.. But That's It."

"Why Did You Pretend To Be Based On Truth?"

"Sh*t! I Skipped Through The Whole Movie To See A Good Bit."

"Gross OTT Humour & Stupidity."

"The Poster Made Me Watch!"

"You've Ruined A Franchise I Like."

"Some Spoofs Are Fun. You're Not One Of Them."

"The Trailer Was Better."

"The Cartoon Is Better."

"Soooo Slow - I Fell Asleep Zzz."

"You're So Overhyped That I Have Lost Interest In Watching."

"Disney - Your Classics Don't Need Sequels!"

"Remake Not Necessary."

"Vigilante Yes. Exploitation No."

"Kill All Of The Characters - I Don't Like Any Of Them Anyway!"

"If An Animal Dies - I Cry. No Rewatch Value."

"I Was In The Mood To Laugh Hard. Next Time I'll Watch A Funny Comedy."

"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. BLURGH!"

"There Was Not Enough Sex Jokes + Pointless Nudity."

"Sometimes Your Fav' Actors Can't Even Make A Movie Great."

"Strange Relationship Alert."

"Drugs.. Needles In Veins.. Can't Watch."

"Should Have Been Epic. [Fail]."

"What Are You? [Genre Identity Crisis]."

"Why Couldn't You Lure Your Original Cast Back?"

"When Reality Should Be Fiction."

"Dumb Horror Clichés (a.k.a. How Many Chances Will You Not Take To Kill The Villain FFS!)"