Two If by Sea (Stolen Hearts) (1996)

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5.3	IMDB rating

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Directed by

Bill Bennett

Starring (View all)

Denis Leary
Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

Sandra Bullock
Roz

Stephen Dillane
Evan Marsh

Yaphet Kotto
FBI Agent O'Malley

Mike Starr
Fitzie

Jonathan Tucker
Todd

Wayne Robson
Beano Callahan

Michael Badalucco
Quinn

Written by

Denis Leary
(story)

Mike Armstrong
(story) and

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A bad movie

12 years, 2 months ago at Feb 17 10:06

johanlefourbe

Even though she is not really a great actress whatsoever, I definitely have a weak spot for Sandra Bullock and she was the main reason why I wanted to watch this rather unknown flick. Unfortunately, I'm afraid it be must one of the worst movies she has made so far. First of all, I always found Denis Leary more obnoxious and than funny and it was even worse since he was the lead in this movie. Conc... read more

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Frank O'Brien, a petty thief, and his 7-year-long girlfriend Roz want to put an end to their unsteady lifestyle and just do that 'last' job, which involves stealing a valuable painting. Frank takes Roz to an island on the coast of New England, where he wants to sell the painting and also hopes that their sagging relationship will get a positive push back up. Not everything goes as planned, as some thugs and the FBI try to recover the painting and Roz gets attracted not only to the landscape.

Release date: 12 January 1996
UPC: 085391415923

Tags: Comedy (4), Romance (4), 1990s (3), Reconciliation (2), Thief (2), Painting (2), Voyeurism (2), Interrogation (2), Island (2), 1996 (2), Crime (2), Burglary (1), Warner Bros. (1), Bandanna (1), Red Dress (1), Female Artist (1), Loud Shirt (1), Beer Drinking (1), Train Ride (1), Drama (1)

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" Denis Leary. Plays a theft who tries to go on the straight and narrow, and ends up going to New England, with a painting he just stole. However, his girlfriend ends up becoming enamoured in the town, and wants to stay behind, while the feds and criminals who also the painting, going after them. Filmed in Nova Scotia the movie bombed at the box office, and critics didn’t like it very much, either. If anything, the combination of Leary and Sandra Bullock as a romantic couple feels like oil "

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" Directed by: Bill Bennett Produced by: James G. Robinson, Gary Barber, and Bill Todman, Jr. Written by: Denis Leary, Mike Armstrong, and Ann Lembeck Cinematography: Andrew Lesnie Edited by: Bruce Greene Music by: Nick Glennie Smith and Paddy Moloney Distributed by: Warner Bros."