Things I want to say to you

I have too much to say to him. A shortlist is as follows.
"I love you because you're so perfect and distinctive."
"You are so crazy, I love method actors, I wanna be like you."
"Why are you so talented? Is that even fair? Are you sure you're just one person and not an army of clones?"
"You're one of those people who at first sight seem kinda odd but when you get used to them they become irrisistible."
"Yes you are older than my dad but you're so sexy I don't know what to do."
"Ok the final sequence of There Will Be Blood is like the craziest mindfuck ever. It's a classic. I recite it, there can't be anything wrong with that?"
"I wish everyone loved you like I do. You deserve it."
And most essentially:
"Keep up the good work."

"You're one of my favorite actresses, you're so talented."
"You are so incredibly gorgeous I can't believe it."
"J'aime le fait que tu es française. Mais tu parles très bien l'anglais."
"Can I switch places with you so I could act alongside all the handsome men? No, I'm just kidding. I'd never do that to you."

Most of all I'd like her to be my bff.
"You're basically everything a person should be: talented, beautiful, respected, funny, smart, down-to-earth... I could go on forever."
"I'm so thankful you got an Oscar. You truly deserve it. And I'm sure you can get more."
"Please never change your attitude towards life. The way I see it, you aren't the least bit superficial or self-centered. I admire that."
"Your smile makes me smile."

Note: If I ever had the chance to talk to him I'd probably ruin it by drooling on him or fainting or both.
"Hey baby, I can't stand the fact that you're so beautiful. You're so much more bautiful than most women. It's not fair."
"I'd really like to see you in a sensitive role, I've mostly seen you play villains. But there's nothing wrong with that either."
"You must get this a lot, but... Your eyes are incredible. I could drown in them."
"Can I hear your real accent? I bet it's really sexy. Or just funny."

"I just saw Argo and I really liked it. Thank you for making it."
"I've never really liked you as an actor, nor have I thought you were good-looking, but I loved you in that beard in Argo."
"I have a suggestion: write, direct and produce a film and cast your brother in the leading role."

"You are amazing. I mean, you've been out there for so long and you're in such a good shape!"
"I almost can't believe you created Rocky, he's like a real person to me. He's deep and sensitive and I love the storylines with his wife. I actually cried when I watched Rocky, it's so inspiring."
"You don't seem to take yourself too seriously - I believe that's what's got you so far."