Sowwy Borrs [Sorry Boss]

Spike & Whitey



Boss: Toad
Task: Steal back the Royal Ruby
Fail Factor: 5/10
Quote:
Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.....
Spike: What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?
Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

Pain & Panic



Boss: Hades
Task: Kill Hercules
Fail Factor: 5/10
Quote:
Hades: So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays.
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

BeeBop & Rocksteady



Boss: Shredder
Task: Kill the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Fail Factor: 6/10
Quote:
Shredder: [shouts] Fire At Will!
Bebop: Which one's Will? Let's see, theres Leonardo, Donatello..

Trigger & Nutsy




Boss: Sheriff of Nottingham
Task: Guard Nottingham Gaol
Fail Factor: 6/10
Quote:
Nutsy: [shouting] One o'clock and all's well!
Sheriff of Nottingham: [clock chimes three times] Nutsy, you better set your brain ahead two hours.
Nutsy: Right. Hey, Sheriff, does that there mean adding or subtracting?

Harvey & Vernon



Boss: Dr Varnick
Task: Catch, experiment on and destroy dogs.
Fail Factor: 7/10
Quote:
Harvey: I'm so excited. That was my very first felony. I've committed a lot of misdemeanors but I do believe that was my very first felony!

Pintel & Ragetti




Boss: Cpt Barbosa
Task: General pirating, recapture all the pieces of eight.
Fail Factor: 7/10
Quote:
Ragetti: This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. Wooden 'orse.

Jasper & Horrace



Boss: Cruella DeVille
Task: Capture and kill the dalmatian puppies
Fail Factor: 8/10
Quote:
Jasper: Now there are two things you must not do to the skinner. One: do not look at the horrendous scar on his neck. Two: don't talk to him, understand? Not a word.
Horace: Right.
[Skinner answers the door and looks at Horace]
Horace: OH! Look at the SIZE of that SCAR! No BLOODY wonder you can't talk, mate!

Himmler & Goebbels



Boss: Adolf Hitler
Task: Oversee German tactical military strategies, maintain rise of third Reich.
Fail Factor: 10/10
Quote:
Himmler: When I meet Eisenhower, should I give the Nazi salute, or shake his hand?