Nerdy Movie Pickup Lines

Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

I feel a great disturbance, in my pants.

My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me "Iron Man."

"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

I'm the Batman.

Don't worry babe, I'm only quick on my feet.

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.

My name is Gollum, will you be my precious?

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready.

I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you have some fine humps.

They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.

I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.

Put me in the right mood and I can be a beast in bed, literally.

Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!