Movies in Limericks

An Italian of Sicily named Vito Corleone,
Came to America, becoming a mob boss on his own.
Vito’s death out of the blue
Gave his son Mike an offer he couldn’t refuse.
So, Mike took over the family business with a groan.

All thought nothing could sink the Titanic.
They didn’t see the iceberg and people were quite frantic.
Rose would never let go,
Because she loved Jack so.
Also, Celine Dion sang a song that was quite romantic.

Once was an Australian and a future King with a s-s-stutter.
Little did they know, they’d learn to love one another.
World War II came in sight
And with little delight
This King had a speech he needed to utter.

In New York was a girl named Nina,
Who was a pretty little ballerina.
After the gore and obscene,
Nina became the Swan Queen.
Well, I thought she had schizophrenia.

Putting a dream in a dream in a dream,
Is actually a lot harder than it seems.
After a little deception,
Cobb tried for inception
And showed for his kids, he’d go to extremes.

In this movie, Wolverine
Was quite obviously in love with Mary-Jean.
Cyclops went kaboom!
(Actually, Professor X did too.)
I must say though, I felt really bad for Mystique.

In Sparta, men are raised for glory.
Kicking messengers and fighting very gory.
For the first battles, things were swell,
But Leonidas knew his 300 men would dine in hell.
Hey, at least they were written forever in history.

Once upon a time, a prince turned beast
Waited for love and from his curse he’d be released.
Belle, suffering slightly from Stockholm’s
Broke the spell, making her feelings known.
Oh, and somewhere in there is a song about a feast.

Contributed by skontch1

There once lived a man named "the dude,"
Some people thought he was crude;
He liked to smoke pot
And sure bowled a lot--
And drank white russians, which helped his mood.

In Britain, a futuristic fascist regime,
Was opposed by an ambiguously gay man named V.
The world was appalled,
When Natalie Portman went bald...
...And started to instill Anarchy!

From Africa, a girl named Cady
Tried for high school popularity.
With the Plastics she played a game,
To take down Regina was her aim.
The movie? It's utter hilarity.

Mark was a pretty big nerd,
Going to a "little" school called Harvard.
Facebook was his big start,
Drove him and his best friends apart,
And between his billions of dollars, his thoughts of friendship sometimes occurred.

Of Asgard, was the Norse god Thor
Cast out when he asked for war.
To Earth he was sent
Where it was Natalie Portman he met
For his insanity (read: chiseled features) she couldn't ignore.