F*u*c*k*i*n' Teenage Dirtbags!

Sure, He Has A Great Body! Ripping Abs & Muscles To Make Arnie Go Like 'Damn, And I Grew Up Too Fast' But The Main Problem Is Around His Mouth: I Just Cannot Understand What He Says & He Tries Too Hard To Be An Anti-Hero Type Guy But Fails Miserably Everytime!

Sexiest Person? I Don't Think So... And Hey, If You Think That You Are Immensely Popular Just Because You Keep 'Winning' MTV Awards, Then You Are Sooo Wrong! It Ain't Your Time Now, Man... Come Back When You Are 21!

Well, Well, Well, If It Isnt Miss-Blinks-A-Lot Herself!

Come On Kristie, That Moody Punk Look Just Ain't Worth It Anymore!

All I Can Say Is: A Younger Paris Hilton!

Sure, Hannah Montana Was Quite Good But There's One Thing You Cannot Stop: Aging!

Apparently, She Aged A Little Too Much... Which Ultimately Caused Her Downfall!

The Eternal Sidekick To The Above!

I Would Love To Kick Her Around, Especially Around Those Wriggly Arms!

Just Sad!

Give Her 5 Seconds Of Fame & She Starts Posting Nude Pics Of Herself!

Nice, Real Mature... Good Job!

Remember What I Said About Vanessa Posting Nude Pics?

Well, It Was For Our Little Drummer Boy Here! Was It Worth It? Yes... To Her! You See, They Both Became A Couple After That But The Eyesore That I Experienced After I Accidently Opened Her Pictures Is Beyond Description!

I'm Actually Very Confused About This Person!

Is He A Male Or Female? From Looks He Looks Like Male But When You Close Your Eyes & Listen To His Voice, He Sounds Like A Female!

And That Stupid Hairstyle, I Swear! Looks Like A Nest Of Some Bird! Maybe We Can Locate Some Eggs If We Watch Close Enough!