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Movie list created by Agent Kermit D. Fonz

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Fantasy films

5.9

5.5

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

68 confirmed sword and sorcery deaths
65 men
3 women

Running time: 99 mins
Number of kills: 68
Running time: 1:27 mins

Memorable sword and sorcery kills: King Cromwell who gets sword sliced and bladed by Talon.

While Xusia gets the pit of abyss treatment!

Least sword and sorcery desths: Unnamed guards. They die unremarkably, and also unremarkable themselves.

Survivors: Prince Talon, Princess Alana, Prince Mikah, Darius and Morgan

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

211

6.2

The Beastmaster (1982)

Number of confirmed Beastie Master unbeastings: 80
70 male unbeastings
4 female unbeastings
1 cute adorable ferret

Running time: 118 Beast Minutes
Number of kills: 80

Rated PG!

Kills per average: 1:43 mins

Most Master Deaths: Poor Podo!

The max death of Maxx, via stabs and burnt by sacrificial pit.

Plus Zed’s dead. Baby.

Least Master Dead: Unnamed city guard

Survivors: Dar, Seth, Tal, Kiri & Sacco

Animals who survived: Ruh, Kodo and Sharak

Dar will return in Beastmaster 2.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

726

7.1

7.3

Excalibur (1981)

150-170 confirmed deaths

Numerous men
1 woman

Running time: 149 mins
Number of kills: Numerous
Kills per average: 1.07 mins-1.21 mins

Most memorable deaths:

The double deaths of King Arthur and Modred, via impalement by spear and Modred killed by Excalibur.

The death of Uther Pendragon, via wounds suffered during bsttle.

He later plunges the sword into the stone, thus settling in motion the events centred upon the film.

Sir Lancelot, dying during battle and Morganatic withering away and being straggled afterwards.

Survivors: Sir Perceval and Queen Guenevere

Spiritually speaking: Merlin and King Arthur.

The film is meant to be a realistic magic fantasy tale about King Arthur and Excalibur, as myths and legends made real.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

194

6.3

6.7

Dragonslayer (1981)

56 confirmed deaths

Only five shown on screen, but still this grim even for a live action Disney film!

51 humans
6 male
1 female

Unspecified amount of others (virgins sacrificed to dragons included.)

6 dragons

Running time: 109 mins
Number of deaths: 5 (dragons included.)
Deaths per minute: 21.8 minutes

Most Un PG death: Princess Elspeth who gets munched on baby dragons!

Rated PG!

Survivors: Galen Bradwardyn, Valerian, King Casiodorus Ulfilas and Griel

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

764

7.1

The Dark Crystal (1982)

8 confirmed muppety deaths
2 Skeskis
2 Mystics
3 Podlings

Kira gets wounded and dies, but is revived after wards.

Running time: 98 mins
Number of deaths: 8
Number of deaths per minute: 11:37 mins

Most memorable deaths: skekSo (The Emperor) and urSu (The Master)

Survivors: Jen, Kira, Aughra, Fizzgig, and various podlings.

It’s worth noting death and the circle of death, plays a huge in the film.

For each Skeksis that dies (or is injured), a corresponding Mystic dies or is injured.

Such as it is.

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Comic Book Adaptations

284

5.4

Swamp Thing (1982)

8 confirmed swampy kills
8 men

Dr. Anton Arcane: Responsible for 5 of the confirmed deaths in the film.

Alec Holland / Swamp Thing: Accounts for 3 on-screen kills (or intended deaths) to protect the swamp and his allies.

Running time: 93 mins
Number of kills: 8
Kills per average: 11.6 mins

Memorable swamp kills:

Dr. Alec Holland (Human Death): Thrown into a console during a lab raid, drenched in his own bio-restorative formula, and set on fire before running into the swamp.

Ferret (Arcane's Henchman):

Snapped and crushed by Swamp Thing in a direct swamp confrontation after trying to capture Alice.

Dr. Anton Arcane (The Monster): Transformed into a werewolf-like beast, and then killed by Swamp Thing.

Least swamp death: The Three Unnamed Government Scientists: These background researchers are quickly gunned down by mercenaries during the compound takeover.

Survivors: Swamp Thing, Alice Cable and Jude

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Star Trek Series

910

7.5

7.7

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

87 Trek deaths
13 men
3 women
69 Unknown/Unspecified Gender
2 non human entities

Admiral James T. Kirk: 14 (Credited with 14 Augment kills in the final space battle).

Khan Noonien Singh: 10 (Includes the Regula I scientists, members of the Enterprise crew, and Peter Preston).

Running time: 113 mins
Number of deaths: 87
Trek deaths per minute: 0.77 mins

Number of decommissioned space ships: 1

The USS Reliant

Captained by: Captain Clark Tyrell and later “captained” by Khan Noonien Singh

Severely Damaged / Disabled Ships: 1

Captained by: Captain James T. Kirk

Most memorable deaths: The deaths of Spock and Khan, considered to classic not just because of emotional impact but it’s place in Trek history.

Survivors:

USS Enterprise Crew (423 Survivors):

The ship started its mission with a crew complement of 435. Following Khan's attacks, 12 crew members died (including Spock and Peter Preston), leaving 423 alive.

USS Reliant Crew (427 Survivors): The entire crew survived being marooned on Ceti Alpha V by Khan and were rescued by the Enterprise at the end of the film.

Regula I Scientists (2 Survivors): Dr. Carol Marcus and Dr. David Marcus are the only two members of the research station to survive Khan's purge.

Captain James T. Kirk and crew will return in Star Trek IV.

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Robocop Series

Film with most kills: RoboCop (2014)
Film with least kills: Oddly enough, RobioCop (1987)

All things considered:

Movie with most deaths: RoboCop (1987)
Most with least deaths: RoboCop 2?

Movie with most arrests: RoboCop (2014)
Movie with least deaths: RoboCop 3

2793

6.9

7.6

RoboCop (1987)

33 confirmed kills

150 if you count news reports.

30 men
3 women
1 ED-209

Including Officer Alex Murphy, who later on becomes RoboCop.

And various others

RoboCop kills 21 men directly, while Clarence Boddicker and his gang kills at least 7 (including Alex Murphy, and Bob Morton).

Meanwhile, ED-209 kills only 2, including OCP Executive Officer Kinney.

Running time: 109 mins
Number of deaths: 33
Kills per average: 1.44 mins

Number of arrests by RoboCop: 4. 3 successful (but the later is taken of custody), and 1 failed.

prime Directive 4

Memorable deaths:

While Emil Antonowsky, Clarence Boddicker, and Dick Jones have gruesome deaths namely melted by toxic waste and hit by a car, killed by a data spike, and falling to death, let us not forget the equally brutal deaths.

Bob Morton, who is shot and blown away, Kinney being brutally gunned down by ED-209 during a board meeting and the one that started it all…..

Officer Alex Murphy’s infamous death and execution.

He rosed from the dead and became RoboCop.

Least memorable death: The who takes the Mayor hostage, and gets shot and falls to his death.

My favourite death? “Can you fly, Bobby?”

Survivors: Officer Alex Murphy/RoboCop, Officer Anne Lewis, The Old Man, Sergeant Walter Reed, and Donald Johnson

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1074

5.6

5.8

RoboCop 2 (1990)

34 confirmed deaths

With everything else, it’s 92.

Officer Alex Murphy/RoboCop kills 15, Cain/RoboCop kills 59, Officer Anne Lewis kills 2, and Hob kills 1

32 men
3 women
1 robot

Running time: 117 mins
Number of deaths: 34
Kills per average: 3:29

Number of arrests made by RoboCop: 0 Due to reprogramming and ridiculous new prime directives.

Memorable deaths:

While Officer Duffy, Angie, Hob and Cain/RoboCop’s deaths are brutal.

It’s Prototypes #1 and #2‘s failures are more so.

They would rather die, then become RoboCops.

Least memorable deaths:

The Civic Center Attendees who are mere collateral damage as people, then anything else.

Survivors: Officer Alex Murphy/RoboCop, Officer Anne Lewis, Sergeant Walter Reed, The Old Man, Daniel Johnson, Mayor Marvin Kuzak,

This marked the last time, Peter Weller would play RoboCop (or at least in a film) with Robert John Burke taking on the role, afterwards.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

769

4.3

4.2

RoboCop 3 (1993)

46 confirmed kills

Some however, have suggested that it’s more likely 78. More or less.

26 men
6 women (including Officer Anne Lewis and Bertha)
11 unknown
2 robots

Number of people killed by Alex Murphy/RoboCop: 31
Number of people killed by Paul McDaggett: 25

Number of arrests made by Alex Murphy/RoboCop: 2

Running time: 104 mins
Number of deaths: 46
Number of kills per average: 2.26

Most memorable deaths: Otomo, twin robot assassins sent to kill RoboCop and both are decapitated by RoboCop and die in an explosion.

RoboCop also kills Paul McTaggert via jet pack.

The most impactful death, is when Officer Anne Lewis is killed by Paul McTaggert.

Least memorable kill: Unnamed Splatterpunk member, who is shot in the leg and groin.

Because it has been done before.

Survivors: Officer Alex Murphy/RoboCop, Nikko Halloran:, Dr. Marie Lazarus, Officer Walter Reed, Kanemitsu, The CEO and Coontz

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

852

5.7

6.1

RoboCop (2014)

101 confirmed kills

Human Kills: 44
Robot / ED-209 Kills: 57

6 men

Including Officer Alex Murphy, who later becomes RoboCop.

Number of arrests made by Robocop: 196

Running time: 117 mins
Number of deaths: 101
Kills per average: 1.16 mins

Most memorable death:

Raymond Sellars, Who is gunned down and falls to his death from the top of a building.

Antoine Vallon and his men, whom are gunned down.

Survivors: Officer Alex Murphy/RoboCop, Clara Murphy, David Murphy, Dr. Dennett Norton, Pat Novak and Chief Karen Dean

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Conan the Barbarian & Robert E. Howard

Most slayings: Red Sonja
Least slayings: Kull the Conqueror

825

5.6

5.9

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Number of Crom Crushing: 59 by Crom!

Number of sword kills by Conan: 26

33 men
1 women
2 demons or monsters
1 wizard

Running time: 101 mins
Number of barbarian attacks: 59
Kills by Crom!: 3:53 by Crom!

Number of times someone said “Crom!”: No Croms for You!

Most memorable Conan destroying: Thoth-Amon's Beast and Dagoth both have Beastie deaths!

Least memorable destroying: Nameless guard who is destroyed by Dagoth

Survivors: Conan, Princess Jehnna, Zula, Akiro and Malak

It’s more PG-13, so there is not as many destroying by Conan.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

1431

6.5

6.9

Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Number of Crom Crushing: 83 by Crom!

Number of sword kills by Conan: 28
Number of people doomed by Thulsa Doom: 23

78 men
4 women
2 women
1 beast

Running time: 131 mins
Number of barbarian attacks: 83 by Crom!
Kills by Crom!: 12.9 by Crom!

Number of times someone said “Crom!”: 9

Most memorable Conan destroying: Thuisa Doom loses his head!

Least memorable Conan destroying: Unnamed cult guard who gets stabby.

Survivors: Conan, Subotai, King Osric, Princess Yasmina, the Wizard and members of Cult of Set.

Conan will return. But that is another story!

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

466

5.3

5.2

Red Sonja (1985)

Number of confirmed sword kills: 60-96

Number of swords was used by Red Sonja: 10
Number of swords was used by Lord Kaildor: 25

Running times 89 mins

48 men
11 women
2 monsters of beasts

Most swordy death: Lord Brytag who is slayed by Red Sonja

Least swordy death: unnamed guard at Queen Gedren‘s desth which is not as nearly violent as others.

Death of villain: Queen Gedren, wounded by Red Sonja and falls into a pit of lava.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

592

4.9

5.2

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

Number of Crom Crushing: 87 by Crom!

Number of sword kills by Conan: 30

69 men
6 women
4 monsters or beasts

Running time: 129 mins
Number of barbarian attacks: 87 mins
Kills by Crom!: 1:18 by Crom!

Number of times someone said “Crom!”: 3

Most memorable Consn destroying: Khalar Zym, who is crushed by a wheel!

Least memorable destroying: An unnamed Cimmerian villager who is slayed by a raider.

Survivors: Conan, Tamara and Artus

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102

4.9

4.8

Kull the Conqueror (1997)

Number of Conquers: 5
4 men
2 women

Running time: 95 mins
Number of conquers: 5
Kills by sword: 0.51 mins

Memorable death of death: Queen Akivasha, who is sucked into a vortex.

Least death of death: Ascalante who haves an unremarkable death.

Survivors: Kull, Zareta, Juba & Tu

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Sylvester Stallone Films

184

6.3

Nighthawks (1981)

8 confirmed deaths
4 men
4 women

Running time: 99 mins
Number of kills: 8
Kills per average: 12.8 mins

Most memorable death: Wulfgar being shot by Deke DaSalvia.

Least memorable death: Dr. Ghiselin getting murdered by Wulfgar with the doctor’s death being very sudden.

Survivors: Deke Dasilva, Matthew Fox, and Irene

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Assorted films

207

7.1

6.8

Ms .45 (1981)

15 confirmed deaths
14 men
1 woman

Running time: 80 mins
Number of deaths: 15
Kills per average: 5.33 mins

Most memorable death: Albert, who gets shot by Thana at a costume party while she is dressed as a nun.

Least memorable death: Guy at pub, who shoots himself after Thana’s gun jam.

Survivors: Laurie, female party goers, and Phil the dog.

164

6.1

6.4

Blue Thunder (1983)

Number of confirmed deaths: 5
4 male
1 female

and 1 helicopter

However it’s over 10-15 at tops, when everything else is fractured.

Plus major property damage!

Running time: 109 mins
Number of deaths: 5
Kills per average: 45 minutes

Most memorable deaths: Officer Richard Lymangood, who is killed in action by a hired goon, and Colonel F.E. Cochrane, who dies during the final helicopter dog fighter.

Blue Thunder itself is destroyed by a train, after Frank Murphy decides that it’s better to do destroy than let anyone else use it.

However, there is the short lived TV series.

Survivors: Frank Murphy, Kate, Captain Jack Braddock and Montoya

However, the actor who played Captain Braddock, Warren Oates passed away, not too long after the film was made.

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48 Hrs. Flims

Movie with most kills: Another 48 Hrs.
Movie with least deaths: 48 Hrs.

647

6.5

6.9

48 Hrs. (1982)

9 confirmed deaths
9 men

Running time: 96 mins
Number of deaths: 9
Kills per average: 10:40

Number of arrests: 1. That being Reggie Hammond.

Most memorable death: Albert Ganz, who is shot by Jack Cates.

Least memorable death: Henry Wong, who is shot off screen.

Survivors: Inspector Jack Cates, Reggie Hammond, Captain Ben Kehoe and Elaine Marshall

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

387

5.5

5.9

Another 48 Hrs. (1990)

30 confirmed deaths
29 male
1 female

Running time: 95 mins
Number of deaths: 39
Kills per average: 3:10

Most memorable death: Richard “Cherry” Ganz, who crashes through the glass and falls multiple stories down into the building's loading area.

Least memorable death: Gas station machine, who is shot off screen and has his car stolen.

Survivors: Inspector Jack Cates, Reggie Hammond, Amy Smith and Blake Wilson

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Escape From Films

Movie with most deaths: Escape From L.A.
Movie with least deaths: Escape From New York

1491

7.2

Escape from New York (1981)

36 confirmed deaths
33 men
6 women

Number of people killed by Snake Plissken: 11

Interestingly enough, Snake uses a gun only once in the film.

Running time: 99 mins
Number of kills: 36
Kills per average: 0.36 mins

Snake’s kills per average: 0.12 seconds

Memorable Snake kill: Hitting a home run with Slag’s head with a baseball bat!

Memorable death: Maggie shooting Romero point blank, with a gun. Maggie dies afterwards.

Least memorable death: The Secretary of State, who dies in a plane crash.

Survivors: Snake Plissken, President John Harker and Bob Hauk

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913

5.6

5.8

Escape from L.A. (1996)

120 confirmed deaths
111 men
9 women

Number of people killed by Snake Plissken: 20

Kills per average: 50.5 seconds
Snake’s kills per average: 0.46 seconds

Running time: 99 mins

Memorable kill: Cuervo Jones who is killed by Snake Via throwing star.

And holographic Snake who is used a decoy, while real Snake mows down some of Cuervo’s men.

Least memorable kill: Unarmed gang member who gets shot by Snake.

Survivors

Snake Plissken, The President of the United States of America, and Commander Molloy

Utopia however survives, but she is about to executed by a firing squad.

Order by of all people, her dad.

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Ninja Films

5.4

5.2

Enter the Ninja (1981)

32 confirmed Ninja kills
31 men

Number killed by Cole: 26
Number killed by: Frank Landers: 1

Running time: 91 mins
Number of kills: 32
Kills per average: 1:39

Best ninja kill: Cole’s decapitation of Hasegawa. We even see it slow motion!

Least ninja kill: The Compound Raid Gunshots. With awkward falls!

Survivors: Cole, Mary Ann Landers, The "Dead" Training Ninjas and the village locals

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Historical Films

558

5.4

5.3

Caligula (1979)

7 confirmed deaths
5 men
2 women

Running time: 156 mins (original), 178 mins (ultimate cut), 102 mins (US R rated cut)
Number of deaths: 7
Deaths per average: 22 to 25 minutes

Most memorable laurel: Caligula, who is brutally stabbed by Cassius Chaerea.

Thumbs down: Longinus, who is murdered in the background.

Survivors: The Praetorian Conspirators, The Roman Senate and Messalina

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Animated films

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7.6

7.5

The Secret of NIMH (1982)

5 confirmed deaths
4 male
1 cat

Running time: 82 mins
Number of deaths: 5
Deaths per average: 16.4

Memorable deaths:

Nicodemus, who crushed by a cinder block by Jenner. He is then assassinated by Sullivan after killing him.

Rated PG!

Survivors: Mrs. Brisby, Martin Brisby, Timothy Brisby (recovers after falling ill.), Theresa Brisby, Auntie Shrew, Farmer Fitzgibbons and his family, Auntie Shrew, Justin, Jeremy, Miss Right, Mr. Ages, Brutus and Cynthia Brisby

Note: Mrs. Brisby's husband, Jonathan Brisby, is a major character, but he dies prior to the events of the movie.

His passing is a result of a suicide mission to drug the cat, Dragon, so the rats could escape the farm.

Deaths are treated (even in PG rated film!) as a matter of fact. These things happen.

Life moves on.

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545

6.6

Heavy Metal (1981)

160 - 200+ confirmed Heavy Metal riffs silenced

Exact number of deaths is hard to come by. But there are lots!

However it has been accredited by others to be at least as follows….

17 male
4 women
1 Loc Nar
1 cute adorable flying birdy

Several or more barbarians, and others.

Running time: 90 mins
Death riffs: 160-240 +
Heavy riffs per average: 3-4 mins

Most Heavy Metal deadly riffs: The very many barbarians, deaths by Loc Nar

Survivors: Harry Canyon, Captain Lincoln F. Sternn, Tarna, Den and Katherine

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Rambo Series

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7.3

7.7

First Blood (1982)

1 confirmed death

Running time: 92 mins
Kill per average: 00.1 or one minute.
Running time: 9

Most Rambo kill. The only death in the film, Deputy Art Galt, who falls from a helicopter. While John Rambo causes massive destruction, his only direct killing in the film is accidental.

Survivors:

John Rambo, Colonel Samuel Trautman, Sheriff Will Teasel and police deputies

Released in 1982, First Blood is widely mischaracterized as a mindless action film due to its sequels, but it is actually a grounded psychological drama.

John Rambo, is a traumatized Vietnam veteran who wages a one-man war against a hostile small-town sheriff.

The sequels however.

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James Bond Series

659

6.6

6.7

For Your Eyes Only (1981)

59 confirmed deaths
Number of times a License to Kill was used: 19
All male

Running time: 127 mins
Number of kills: 59
License to Kill per average: 20.3

Most License to Kill klll: Emile Leopold Locque: Kicked off a canyon in his car.

He won’t be driving again, anytime soon!

Survivors: James Bond (obviously!), Melina Havelock, Miles Colombo, Bibi Dahl, Jacoba Brink and General Gogol

M16 members: M, Q, Miss Moneypenny, Bill Tannen, Minister of Defence Somebody

Death of Bond villain: Aristotle Kristato. Killed by Columbo with a thrown knife during the final monastery raid just before he can shoot Bond.

James Bond will return in Octopussy.

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Indiana Jones Series

5363

8.4

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

67-74 confirmed deaths
All male

Number of kills made by Indiana Jones: 17

Running time: 117 mins
Number of kills: 74
Kills per average: 1.5 - 1.7 mins

Most memorable Indy scene: Guy with sword, gets shot by Indy!

Most memorable deaths:

Rene Belloq, Arnold Toht, Colonel Herman Dietrich and various Nazis are face melted and killed by the Ark of the Covenant.

Well deserved deaths.

Survivors: Indiana Jones, Marion Ravenwood, Sallah, and Doctor Marcus Brody

Indiana Jones will return in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

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Blade Runner 1 & 2

Movie with most deaths: Blade Runner 2049
Movie with least deaths: Blade Runner

4675

8.1

Blade Runner (1982)

31 confirmed retirements
6 men retired
2 women retired
23 Off World colonists and workers

Running time: 116 - 117 mins
Number of deaths: 31
Retirements per minute: 18.24 mins

Most memorable death: Roy Batty, he dies from natural expiration of his replicant lifespan.

Least death: J.F. Sebastian, who gets murdered by Ray Batty off screen.

Survivors: Rick Deckard, Rachael, and Gaff

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1034

7.8

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

65 confirmed retirements

4 male retired (including dozens of guards)
4 female retired

Rachael is shown to have died, years earlier.

Running time: 164 mins
Number of kills: 65
Deaths per minute: 0.25 mins

Memorable death: Officer K (KD6-3.7) who is stabbed after drowning Luv.

Least deaths: Luv, who dies by drawing and Joi.

She rendered off line after her core memory base is crushed.

Survivors: Rick Deckard, Freysa Sadeghpour, Mariette and Dr. Ana Stelline

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Mad Max Saga

Movie with most kills: Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Movie with least kills: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

1998

6.8

Mad Max (1979)

12 confirmed mads or a more broader 72.

Mostly unnamed individuals, car crashes, or police radio mentioned.

8 men
4 women

Number of times Max went mad: 9

Running time: 96 mins
Number of kills: 9
Mad per minute: 7.5-7.6 mins

Max’s Maddest Mad: Johnny the Boy. The final gang member is left handcuffed to a wrecked car with a slow-acting fuel leak and a ticking lighter, setting up an explosive death trap

Survivors: “Mad” Max Rockatansky, Captain Fred "Fifi" Macaffee, Roop, Charlie, and May Swaisey

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1407

7.5

7.6

The Road Warrior (1981)

52 confirmed mads
50 male
2 female

3 Outback animals

Number of times Max went mad: 15-21

Running time: 96 mins
Number of kills: 52
Mad per minute: 1.75

Max’s Most Maddest Mad: The Humungus and Wez. Max drives the fuel tanker head-on into Humungus's vehicle, killing both the warlord and his loyal muscle, Wez.

Survivors: “Mad" Max Rockatansky, The Gyro Captain, The Feral Kid & The Settlers

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1221

6.1

6.2

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

4 confirmed mads

All though, some suggest it’s more like 11.

3 men
1 women

Number of times Mad went mad 1. A surprisingly low number.

Running time: 107 mins
Number of kills: 4
Kills per average: 26.75

Max’s Most Maddest Mad: The Blaster. Shot and killed by Max during their fight inside the Thunderdome.

For failing to finish things off, Max is exiled.

Survivors: “Mad” Max Rockatansky, Auntie Entity, The Lost Tribe, Savannah Nix, Scrooloose, Anna Goanna, Mr. Skyfish, Gekko, and Tubba Tintye

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1725

8.1

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

90confirmed kills: 90
21 male
3 women

And various others.

Number of times Max went mad: 14

Running time: 120 mins
Number of kills: 90
Kills per average: 5.4 mins

Max’s Most Maddest Mad: The Bullet Farmer. Max kills this primary antagonist during the nighttime bog sequence, severely damaging Immortan Joe's pursuing forces

Survivors: “Mad” Max Rockatansky, Imperator Furiosa, The Splendid Angharad, Toast the Knowing, Capable, The Dag, and Cheedo the Fragile and The Vuvalini

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225

7.2

7.5

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024)

172 confirmed kills
41 male
1 woman

And various others.

Number of times Fuirosa went fury: 16

Number of kills: 172
Running time: 148 mins
Kills per average: 3.54 mins

The most furious fury: Warlord Dementus. After being tracked down by Furiosa in the wasteland, he is taken alive back to the Citadel.

Furiosa uses his living body as soil, planting a seed from her home into his flesh until he is consumed by a fruiting tree

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Star Wars Series

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8.6

Star Wars (1977)

2,001,550,000 confirmed deaths

The high death count, is due the destruction of the planet Alderaan by the Death Star, and the destruction of the Death Star itself.

Roughly, 1.7 million military personnel, 400,000 droids, and 250,000 civilians and contractors.

On screen

Number of deaths: 20 to 30
Mostly men except for Aunt Beru

Undetermined for Jawas and Tusken Raiders

Running time: 121 mins (original. 124 (remake)
Number of deaths: It depends.
Deaths per minute: 35 mins

Most memorable deaths: Alderaan and Death Star aside, Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen who were killed by Stormtroopers, Greedo (Han shot first!) and Obi Wan Kenobi.

Survivors: Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia Organa, Darth Vader, C-3PO, R2-D2, Chewbacca, and various X Wing and Y fighters and Rebel alliance members.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

6120

8.1

8.7

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

25-60 confirmed deaths
7 male
2 Tauntauns
1 Wampa

Plus Imperial Snowalker troopers and AT-AT drivers

Running time: 121 (original), 127 (special edition)
Number of deaths: 25-60
Kill per minute: 3-5 mins

Most overkill death: Luke’s poor Tauntaun!

Survivors: Luke Skywalker, Han Solo (was captured and frozen in Carbonite), Boba Fett, IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4L-LOM, Emperor Palpatine, Yoda, Darth Vader, Lando Clarisonic, Lando Calrissian, R2-D2 and C-3PO

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

5647

7.8

8.3

Return of the Jedi (1983)

2:218,441 confirmed deaths!

Taking account of space skirmishes, ground skirmishes, and destruction of Death Star

Actual on screen: 8
6 male
2 female
1 Rancor beast

Boba Fett survives being devoured by Sarlaac beast!

Running time: 121 mins (original. 124 (remake
Number of deaths: 2,218,441!
Kills per minute: 64 seconds

Most memorable deaths: Yoda, who dies of old age, Jabba the Hutt (who has a well deserved death,), Emperor Palpatine, who killed by force lightning and falls down shaft.

However….

And Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, who succumbs to injuries and wounds.

Survivors: Princess Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca,
Lando Calrissian, Wedge Antilles, C-3PO & R2-D2, Admiral Ackbar, Nien Nunb, Wicket the Ewok, Mon Montra and Ewok tribe

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

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The Matrix

Film with most kills: The Matrix Revolutions
Film with least kills: The Matrix

10114

7.6

8.7

The Matrix (1999)

34 confirmed deaths
33 men
1 female

Also includes those in the real world. Because Morpheus explains that if you die in the matrix, your physical body dies in the real world, deaths happen aboard the Nebuchadnezzar.

Running time: 136 mins
Number of deaths: 34
Number of deaths per minute: 3.4 to 4 minutes.

Most Bullet Time death: Agent Smith, who is defragged and destroyed by Neo.

He does however return in the sequel.

Survivors: Thomas “Neo” Anderson, Trinity, Morpheus, Tank, The Oracle, and Dozer

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

6295

6.5

7.2

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

55 confirmed deaths
Y male
1 female

Plus crew members in the Vigilante.

Running time: 135 mins
Number of deaths: 55
Number of kills per minute: 4 per minute

Most Bullet time death: The Keymaker. Shortly after successfully guiding Neo and Morpheus to the Source's door, he is fatally shot by Agent clones but manages to hand Neo the final key before passing away.

Least Bullet Time death: Apex & Jax. Death by bridge collapse and Sentinels.

Survivors: Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Link, Niobe, Bane and Zee.

Trinity is fatally shot, but recovers.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

5167

6.2

6.7

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

1,647 confirmed deaths!

This number primarily consists of the massive destruction during the climax, including Agent Smith, his 1,596 assimilated clones, and thousands of Sentinels.

Running time: 129 mins
Number of deaths: 1.647!
Kills per minute: 12.8 mins

Most Bullet Time deaths: Neo, who sacrifices himself by merging with Agent Smith, and allowing the Machines to infect Agent Smith with a virus.

Trinity also dies, after being fatally wounded during a crash.

However….

Survivors: Morpheus, The Oracle, Captain Niobe, Councillor Hamann & Councillor West, Lock, Zee, The Kid, Seraph, The Architect, Sati and The Merovingian & Persephone

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

255

5.1

5.7

The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

39 confirmed deaths

Don’t bother asking of how many per se. Mostly bots and what not.

Running time: 148 mins
Number of deaths: 39
Kills per minute: 26 to 40 mins

The word resurrection is very literal in this film.

Survivors: Practically all of the main characters!

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Red Dawn

Movie with most deaths: Red Dawn, the original
Movie with least deaths: Red Dawn, the remake

359

5.3

5.4

Red Dawn

87 confirmed deaths
Men: 39
Women: 11
Genders Unknown: 27
Wolverines Members: 18 total (14 men, 4 women)
Civilians: 2

Running time: 98 mins
Number of deaths: 87
Kills per minute: 84 mins!

Most overkill: Jed Eckert: The leader of the Wolverines is abruptly killed in a Spetsnaz ambush following the police station raid.

Survivors: Matt Eckert, Erica Martin, Robert Kitner, and Toni Walsh

It’s essentially the same film, as the original but not as body count heavy.

Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:

409

6.2

6.4

Red Dawn (1984)

118 confirmed kills, maybe close to 130!
Number of men: 45-50
Number of women: 3

Plus numerous civilians!

Running time: 114 mins
Number of kills: 118
Kills per minute: 2.24 (almost close to 134!)

Most overkill: Practically the whole film! Thus, negating the new PG-13 rating!

Survivors: Erica Mason and Danny. And ANYONE who doesn’t die!

Controversially, known as the most violent film possibly ever at the time!

Rated: PG-13!