BAMF's May 2015 Cinejourney

Actors Worthy of Note:
Omar Gooding
and
Heather Paige Cohn

True Rating: 1.2/10

My Review: Prom Review

Actor Worthy of Note:
Suze Lanier-Bramlett (She was in the original The Hills Have Eyes films)

True Rating: 0.5/10

My Review: Review 51

Actor Worthy of Note:
Nadya Suleman

True Rating: 1/10

My Review: 666 the Devil's Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Ethan Suplee
Donnie Wahlberg
Jenny McCarthy
Lukas Haas
Akon
Lee Tergesen
Reno Wilson
Margaret Cho
and
Bonny the ShihTzu

True Rating: 0.5/10

My Review: Reeview

Actor Worthy of Note:
Erik Estrada

True Rating: 1.4/10

My Review: 2Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
James Badge Dale
Ethan Embry
William Forsythe
Maika Monroe
Rhys Wakefield
and
Beth Broderick

True Rating: 2.3/10

My Review: Reviews of War

Actors Worthy of Note:
Robert LaSardo
Eric Roberts
Bree Olson
Tom Six
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister
Laurence Harvey
Dieter Laser
Jay Tavare
Carlos Ramirez (Efren Ramirez's twin)
and
Akihiro Kitamura

True Rating: 2.5/10

My Review: The Review Centipede III

Actors Worthy of Note:
Nat Wolff
Selena Gomez
Mary-Louise Parker
Elisabeth Shue
Dylan McDermott
Lachlan Buchanan
Heather Graham
Ashley Rickards
Jason Lee
Cary Elwes
Patrick Warburton
Gary Busey
Jason "Wee Man" Acuna
Rusty Joiner
Mitch Hewer
and
Mindy Robinson

CAMEO:
Justin Bieber

True Rating: 3.3/10

My Review: Reviewing Badly

Actors Worthy of Note:
Daniel Radcliffe
Zoe Kazan
Megan Park
Adam Driver
Rafe Spall
Jonathan Cherry
Oona Chaplin
Tamara Duarte
and
Sarah Gadon

True Rating: 4.3/10

My Review: Review If

Actors Worthy of Note:
Johnny Depp
Gwyneth Paltrow
Paul Bettany
Ewan McGregor
Olivia Munn
and
Jeff Goldblum

True Rating: 3.7/10

My Review: Reviewdecai

Actors Worthy of Note:
Mila Kunis
Channing Tatum
Sean Bean
Eddie Redmayne
Douglas Booth
Tuppence Middleton
Doona Bae
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
James D'Arcy
Spencer Wilding
and
Terry Gilliam

True Rating: 3.8/10

My Review: Jupiter Reviewing

Actors Worthy of Note:
Carmen Electra
Michael Jai White
Vivica A. Fox
Robert Ri'chard
Tyson Beckford
Darrin Dewitt Henson
Imani Hakim
DeRay Davis
and
Ginuwine

True Rating: 4.7/10

My Review: Chocolate Mike

Actors Worthy of Note:
Liam Neeson
Ed Harris
Joel Kinnaman
Boyd Holbrook
Bruce McGill
Genesis Rodriguez
Vincent D'Onofrio
Common
Holt McCallany
Malcolm Goodwin
Nick Nolte
and
Alex Ziwak

True Rating: 5.4/10

My Review: Review All Night

Actors Worthy of Note:
Alexandra Daddario
Carla Gugino
Dwayne Johnson
Ioan Gruffudd
Paul Giamatti
Kylie Minogue
Will Yun Lee
Matt Gerald
Art Parkinson
and
Alec Utgoff

True Rating: 6.4/10

My Review: San Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
James Brolin
Margot Kidder
Helen Shaver
and
James Tolkan

True Rating: 5.7/10

My Review: The Amityville Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Sophie Monk
Tad Hilgenbrink
William Sadler
and
Raicho Vasilev

True Rating: 6.2/10

My Review: The Reviews Run Red

Actors Worthy of Note:
Dale Pavinski
Daniel Booko
and
Joseph Julian Soria

True Rating: 6.4/10

My Review: Supereview!

Actors Worthy of Note:
Mark Duplass
Olivia Wilde
Sarah Bolger
Evan Peters
Donald Glover
Ray Wise
and
James Earl

True Rating: 6.3/10

My Review: The Lazarus Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Robert LaSardo
and
Tiffany DeMarco

True Rating: 5.7/10

My Review: Review Parlor

Actors Worthy of Note:
Nobody I Am Familiar With

True Rating: 6.2/10

My Review: Reviewed

Actors Worthy of Note:
Luke Hemsworth
Bren Foster
and
Luke Ford

True Rating: 5.6/10

My Review: Infiniview

Actors Worthy of Note:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Abigail Breslin
Joely Richardson
Laura Cayouette
J.D. Evermore
and
Douglas M. Griffin

True Rating: 6.4/10

My Review: Magview

Actors Worthy of Note:
Alexandra Breckenridge
Jake McDorman
Doug Jones
Alexandra Holden
and
Chris Marquette

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: Always Reviewing: A Marble Hornets Story

Actors Worthy of Note:
Anna Kendrick
Rebel Wilson
Hailee Steinfeld
Brittany Snow
Skylar Astin
Adam Devine
Katey Sagal
Anna Camp
Alexis Knapp
Hana Mae Lee
Ester Dean
John Hodgman
Jason Jones
Joe Lo Truglio
Reggie Watts
John Michael Higgins
Elizabeth Banks
Snoop Dogg
David Cross
Keegan Michael Key
Brea Grant
Jimmy Kimmel
Rosie O'Donnell
and
Rosie Perez

Cameos:
Adam Levine
Christina Aguilera
Pharrell Williams
and
Blake Shelton

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: Review Perfect 2

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jonny Weston
Amy Landecker
Gary Grubbs
Sir Maejor
and
Imagine Dragons

True Rating: 6.7/10

My Review: Review Almanac

Actors Worthy of Note:
Hailee Steinfeld
Sophie Turner
Jessica Alba
Samuel L. Jackson
Jaime King
Dove Cameron
Toby Sebastian
Thomas Mann
Rachael Harris
Dan Fogler
Steve-O
and
Rob Huebel

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: Barely Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Kristen Wiig
Wes Bentley
Linda Cardellini
Joan Cusack
Loretta Devine
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Thomas Mann
James Marsden
Tim Robbins
Alan Tudyk
Rose Abdoo
and
Jeremy Piven

True Rating: 6.6/10

My Review: Review to Me

Actors Worthy of Note:
Anton Yelchin
Ashley Greene
Alexandra Daddario
Oliver Cooper
Dick Miller
and
Mindy Robinson

True Rating: 6.8/10

My Review: Reviewing the Ex

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jim Parsons
Rihanna
Steve Martin
Jennifer Lopez
Matt Jones
and
Brian Stepanek

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: Home Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Antonio Banderas
Rob Paulsen
Kevin Michael Richardson
Cree Summer
Billy West
Nolan North
Tom Kenny
Bill Fagerbakke
Roger Bumpass
Mr. Lawrence
Dee Bradley Baker
Clancy Brown
Carolyn Lawrence
Mary Jo Catlett
Thomas F. Wilson
Riki Lindhome
Kate Micucci
Nice Peter
Epic Lloyd
and
Frankie Muniz

True Rating: 6.8/10

My Review: The SpongeBob Movie: Review Out of Water

Actors Worthy of Note:
Brittany Snow
Jeffrey Combs
Lawrence Gilliard Jr.
Enver Gjokaj
Sasha Grey
John Heard
Eddie Steeples
Robin Taylor
Robb Wells
and
Logan Miller

True Rating: 7.8/10

My Review: Would You Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Mae Whitman
Robbie Amell
Bella Thorne
Bianca A. Santos
Skyler Samuels
Romany Malco
Nick Eversman
Ken Jeong
and
Allison Janney

True Rating: 8.2/10

My Review: The REVIEW

Actors Worthy of Note:
Maria Bello
Frank Grillo
Cody Horn
Dustin Milligan
Scott Mechlowitz
Aaron Yoo
and
Indigo

True Rating: 7.8/10

My Review: Reviewic

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jorma Taccone
and
David Hasselhoff

True Rating: 8.7/10

My Review: Kung Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sharon Stone
Ronny Cox
Michael Ironside
Dean Norris
Robert Picardo
and
Bob Bergen

True Rating: 9/10

My Review: Total Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Blake Lively
Michiel Huisman
Harrison Ford
Ellen Burstyn
Kathy Baker
Amanda Crew
Lynda Boyd
Richard Harmon
Fulvio Cecere
and
Hiro Kanagawa

True Rating: 8.7/10

My Review: The Review of Adaline

Actors Worthy of Note:
Sharlto Copley
Dev Patel
Ninja (Die Antwoord)
Anri Du Toit (Die Antwoord)
Jose Pablo Cantillo
Hugh Jackman
Sigourney Weaver
and
Anderson Cooper

True Rating: 8.8/10

My Review: Chapview

Actors Worthy of Note:
Vin Diesel
Paul Walker
Jason Statham
Michelle Rodriguez
Jordana Brewster
Tyrese Gibson
Ludacris
Dwayne Johnson
Lucas Black
Kurt Russell
Nathalie Emmanuel
Elsa Pataky
Gal Gadot
Luke Evans
Tony Jaa
Djimon Hounsou
Noel Gugliemi
Sung Kang
Ronda Rousey
Iggy Azalea
and
Bow Wow

True Rating:8.8/10

My Review: Furious Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
No faces I recognize, but they have all been involved in some big films that I've seen

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Predator Dark Reviews

Actors Worthy of Note:
Nobody Familiar

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: As the Gods Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Robert Downey Jr.
Chris Hemsworth
Mark Ruffalo
Chris Evans
Scarlett Johansson
Jeremy Renner
James Spader
Samuel L. Jackson
Don Cheadle
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Elizabeth Olsen
Paul Bettany
Cobie Smulders
Anthony Mackie
Hayley Atwell
Idris Elba
Stellan Skarsgard
Thomas Kretschmann
Andy Serkis
Julie Delpy
Stan Lee
and
Linda Cardellini

CAMEO:
Josh Brolin

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Reviwers: Age of Ultron

This was just a crazy and good as I remembered. I'm really concerned for the American remake of this as I don't think they will capture the essence of this. If you haven't seen this one and you have a strong stomach check this one out. Despite how screwed up it is it has one hell of a story.

We kind of have a theme for each weekend we play these films. This week was French horror, but I joked that it was about short haired French girls because the main girls get haircuts unwillingly. French horror is definitely on the top of horror. I suggest seeing this one same as above. It's bloody insane.

I think this is highly underrated. I love Kevin Smith and even though this is the opposite of his kind of movie I thought he rocked it. It's crazy, fun, and full of unexpectedness. You never see the twists coming. One of my favorite of his for sure. I think the theme this week was families. The other movie watched was Eden Lake, but I had missed that one unfortunately.

This one is hard to watch near the middle, but the rest after makes for such a good story. The final scene is my favorite of the entire movie. It's so weird to see Dillahunt, Lindhome, and Paxton in this after either doing kids shows or comedies. It's brutal and intense. I also don't think it's something I would ever recommend others to watch unless just to see vengeance done in badass ways. The theme of this week I would consider as unwanted guests.

It's a fine movie. I wish it had ended a bit differently though. The mutant designs were gross and that's what made this one so awesome. It's sad seeing Sloth from Goonies as a bad guy though lol.

This was really hard to watch the first time around. It was full of really disturbing and uncomfortable content. I told myself I wouldn't watch it again. The movie group is watching it and I don't want to be a coward. I will watch it once more and hopefully it will be a little easier since I know what is coming.