BAMF's 2015 January Cinema Journey

Actors Worthy of Note:
Charisma Carpenter
and
Daniel Baldwin

True Rating: 0.5/10

My Review: Fifty Shades of Rip-Off

Actors Worthy of Note:
Liam Neeson
Forest Whitaker
Famke Janssen
Maggie Grace
Dougray Scott
Leland Orser
Jon Gries
Jonny Weston
Andrew Howard
Stephanie Honore
Al Sapienza
and
Chad Donella

True Rating: 5.4/10

My Review: R3vi3w

Actors Worthy of Note:
Thomas Dekker
Robert Englund
Cleopatra Coleman
Fiona Dourif
and
Corey Taylor

True Rating: 6.3/10

My Review: Review Clinic

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jason Statham
Michael Angarano
Hope Davis
Milo Ventimiglia
Stanley Tucci
Jason Alexander
Sofia Vergara
and
Anne Heche

True Rating: 6.3/10

My Review: Review Card

Actors Worthy of Note:
Michelle Monaghan
James Marsden
Luke Bracey
Liana Liberato
Clarke Peters
Douglas M. Griffin
and
David Jensen

True Rating: 6.2/10

My Review: The Review of Me

Actors Worthy of Note:
Nobody I recognize, but they have been in other things I've seen

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: Alien Outview

Actors Worthy of Note:
Chris Rock
Rosario Dawson
J.B. Smoove
Gabrielle Union
Romany Malco
Hayley Marie Norman
Cedric the Entertainer
Tracy Morgan
Luis Guzmán
Kevin Hart

Cameos:
Taraji P. Henson
Gabourey Sidibe
Whoopi Goldberg
Adam Sandler
DMX
and
Jerry Seinfeld

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Review Five

Actors Worthy of Note:
Steve Carell
Jennifer Garner
Dylan Minnette
Bella Thorne
Megan Mullally
Rizwan Manji
Eric Edelstein
Donald Glover
Burn Gorman
Jennifer Coolidge
and
Dick Van Dyke

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Review

Actor Worthy of Note:
Pablo Schreiber

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: The Bear Went Over the Mountain

Actors Worthy of Note:
Oscar Isaac
Jessica Chastain
David Oyelowo
Elyes Gabel
Albert Brooks
and
Alessandro Nivola

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: A Most Violent Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jeremy Renner
Robert Patrick
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Rosemarie DeWitt
Joshua Close
Paz Vega
Barry Pepper
Tim Blake Nelson
Michael K. Williams
Oliver Platt
Gil Bellows
Michael Sheen
Richard Schiff
E. Roger Mitchell
and
Ray Liotta

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Kill the Reviewer

Actors Worthy of Note:
Brit Marling
Alexander Skarsgard
Ellen Page
Toby Kebbell
Shiloh Fernandez
Aldis Hodge
Patricia Clarkson
Billy Magnussen
Jason Ritter
Wilbur Fitzgerald
and
Patricia French

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: East Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Justin Chon
Harry Shum Jr.
Ray Liotta
Geoff Pierson
Billy Magnussen
and
Ron Yuan

True Rating: 7.4/10

My Review: Review of the Green Dragons

Actors Worthy of Note:
Krysten Ritter
Amy Adams
Christoph Waltz
Jason Schwartzman
Danny Huston
and
Terence Stamp

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Big Reviews

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jennifer Aniston
Adriana Barraza
Anna Kendrick
Felicity Huffman
Mamie Gummer
Sam Worthington
William H. Macy
Chris Messina
Lucy Punch
Brittany Robertson
Camille Guaty
Misty Upham
and
Rose Abdoo

True Rating: 8.3/10

My Review: Have Your Cake and Review it too

Actors Worthy of Note:
Benedict Cumberbatch
Keira Knightley
Matthew Goode
Charles Dance
Mark Strong
and
Tuppence Middleton

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: The Imitation Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Reese Witherspoon
Jillian Bell
Belladonna
Sasha Pieterse
Martin Short
Martin Donovan
Joaquin Phoenix
Josh Brolin
Eric Roberts
Serena Scott Thomas
Maya Rudolph
Michael K. Williams
Keith Jardine
Benicio Del Toro
Jena Malone
and
Owen Wilson

True Rating: 8.3/10

My Review: Inherent Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Salma Hayek
and
Togo Igawa

True Rating: 9.2/10

My Review: Reviewly

Actors Worthy of Note:
Michael Keaton
Emma Stone
Zach Galifianakis
Naomi Watts
Andrea Riseborough
Edward Norton
Amy Ryan
and
Bill Camp

True Rating: 9.1/10

My Review: Reviewman

Actors Worthy of Note:
Ian McKellen
Martin Freeman
Richard Armitage
Graham McTavish
James Nesbitt
Dean O'Gorman
Aidan Turner
Lee Pace
Evangeline Lilly
Orlando Bloom
Cate Blanchett
Ian Holm
Luke Evans
Stephen Fry
Manu Bennett
Benedict Cumberbatch
Billy Connolly
Conan Stevens
Shane Rangi
Hugo Weaving
and
Christopher Lee

True Rating: 9.4/10

My Review: The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Reviews

Actors Worthy of Note:
Bill Murray
Andie MacDowell
Chris Elliott
Stephen Tobolowsky
and
Michael Shannon

True Rating: 9.2/10

My Review: Reviewhog Day

Actors Worthy of Note:
Mark Wahlberg
Jessica Lange
Brie Larson
Michael K. Williams
John Goodman
Domenick Lombardozzi
Andre Braugher
Richard Schiff
Leland Orser
Kent Avenido
and
Sonya Walger

True Rating: 8.8/10

My Review: The Reviewer

Actors Worthy of Note:
Simon Pegg
Rosamund Pike
Jean Reno
Togo Igawa
Christopher Plummer
Chris Gauthier
Michael Adamthwaite
Stellan Skarsgard
and
Toni Collette

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Hector and the Review for Happiness

Actors Worthy of Note:
Miles Teller
J.K. Simmons
Paul Reiser
Chris Mulkey
and
Kofi Siriboe

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Whipview

Actors Worthy of Note:
Keanu Reeves
Alex Ziwak
Michael Nyqvist
Alfie Allen
Willem Dafoe
Dean Winters
Daniel Bernhardt
Bridget Moynahan
John Leguizamo
Ian McShane
Lance Reddick
Randall Duk Kim
David Patrick Kelly
and
Kevin Nash

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Review Wick

Actors Worthy of Note:
Scott Adsit
Daniel Henney
Damon Wayans Jr.
Jamie Chung
T.J. Miller
Genesis Rodriguez
James Cromwell
Alan Tudyk
Abraham Benrubi
Maya Rudolph
and
Stan Lee

True Rating: 9.8/10

My Review: Review Hero 6

Actors Worthy of Note:
Bradley Cooper
Sienna Miller
Luke Grimes
Max Charles
Brian Hallisay
Kyle Gallner
Keir O'Donnell
Cory Hardrict
Eric Ladin
Leonard Roberts
Assaf Cohen
and
Sammy Sheik

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: American Sniper Review

Actress Worthy of Note:
Alice Braga

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: City of Review