BAMF's July 2014 Cinema Journal

Actors Worthy of Note:
Nick Principe
Caroline Williams
and
Christa Campbell

True Rating: 0.2/10

My Review: Seed 2: The New Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Kane Hodder
and
Tiffany Shepis

True Rating: 1.2/10

My Review: Review to Hell

Actors Worthy of Note:
Anthony Michael Hall
Daryl Hannah
Alan Ruck
Shirley Jones
and
Diane Ayala Goldner

True Rating: 1.5/10

My Review: Review Night

Actors Worthy of Note:
Ben Falcone and he directs this
Melissa McCarthy
Susan Sarandon
Kathy Bates
Allison Janney
Dan Aykroyd
Mark Duplass
Gary Cole
Nat Faxon
Toni Collette
and
Sandra Oh

True Rating: 2/10

My Review: Tammy Review

Actor Worthy of Note:
Chris Coy

True Rating: 2/10

My Review: sxreview

Actors Worthy of Note:
Bobb'e J. Thompson
Mike Epps
Luenell
George Lopez
Katt Williams
Wilmer Valderrama
Efren Ramirez
Affion Crockett
Patrick Warburton
New Boyz
OMG Girlz
and
Kevin Hart
Nick Cannon

True Rating: 3/10

My Review: School Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Forest Whitaker
Sanaa Lathan
Anthony Mackie
Mike Epps
Nicole Ari Parker
and
Peter Weller

True Rating: 3.7/10

My Review: Reviewance

Actors Worthy of Note:
Paul Walker
David Belle
RZA
and
Robert Maillet

True Rating: 6.4/10

My Review: Brick Reviews

Actors Worthy of Note:
A Bunch of Nobodies

True Rating: 6/10

My Review: Review Widow

Actors Worthy of Note:
Marlon Wayans
Gabriel Iglesias
Affion Crockett
Jaime Pressly
Missi Pyle
Essence Atkins
Ashley Rickards
Cedric the Entertainer
Tom Virtue
Kym Whitley
Mark Henry
and
Sophie Dee

True Rating: 6.6/10

My Review: A Haunted Review 2

Actor Worthy of Note:
John Jarratt

True Rating: 7.1/10

My Review: Review Creek 2

Actors Worthy of Note:
Sam Claflin
Erin Richards
Olivia Cooke
and
Jared Harris

True Rating: 7/10

My Review: The Review Ones

Actors Worthy of Note:
None

True Rating: 7/10

My Review: Reviewalis

Actor Worthy of Note:
Scarlett Johansson

True Rating: 6.5/10

My Review: Under the Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Ricky Gervais
Ty Burrell
Tina Fey
Hugh Bonneville
Jermaine Clement
Josh Groban
Tom Hollander
Ray Liotta
Miranda Richardson
Russell Tovey
Danny Trejo
Bridgit Mendler
Debby Ryan
and
Peter Serafinowicz

CAMEOS

Tony Bennett
Frank Langella
Christoph Waltz
Til Schweiger
Sean "P. Diddy" Combs
Stanley Tucci
Zach Galifianakis
Tom Hiddleston
James McAvoy
Lady Gaga
Saoirse Ronan
Celine Dion
Usher Raymond
Rob Corddry
Mackenzie Crook
Chloe Moretz
Salma Hayek
Toby Jones


True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Muppets Most Reviewed

Actors Worthy of Note:
Cameron Diaz
Leslie Mann
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Don Johnson
Kate Upton
and
Nicki Minaj

True Rating: 6.7/10

My Review: The Other Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Johnny Depp
Morgan Freeman
Kate Mara
Cillian Murphy
Rebecca Hall
Clifton Collins Jr.
Josh Stewart
Paul Bettany
Cole Hauser
Cory Hardrict
and
Lukas Haas

True Rating: 7.3/10

My Review: Reviewscendence

Actors Worthy of Note:
Sylvester Stallone
Robert De Niro
Kim Basinger
Kevin Hart
Jon Bernthal
Anthony Anderson
Alan Arkin
Paul Ben-Victor
Chael Sonnen
Roy Jones Jr.
and
Michael Buffer

Cameos
Mike Tyson
and
Evander Holyfield

True Rating: 7.8/10

My Review: Review Match

Actors Worthy of Note:
Andrew Garfield
Emma Stone
Jamie Foxx
Dane Dehaan
Colm Feore
Paul Giamatti
Sally Field
Embeth Davidtz
Marton Csokas
Max Charles
B.J. Novak
Sarah Gadon
Adrian Martinez
Jim Gunter
Stan Lee OF Course
and
Chris Cooper
Denis Leary

True Rating: 7.7/10

My Review: The Amazing Spider-Review 2

Actors Worthy of Note:
Nia Long
Tyler Perry
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Amy Smart
Zulay Henao
William Levy
Terry Crews
and
Eddie Cibrian

True Rating: 8.2/10

My Review: The Single Reviews Clubs

Actors Worthy of Note:
Alan Tudyk
and
Craig Roberts

True Rating: 8/10

My Review: Prereview

Actors Worthy of Note:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sam Worthington
Joe Manganiello
Josh Holloway
Terrence Howard
Max Martini
Martin Donovan
Mireille Enos
Gary Grubbs
Olivia Williams
and
Harold Perrineau

True Rating: 8.7/10

My Review: DEA Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Russell Crowe
Jennifer Connelly
Emma Watson
Logan Lerman
Ray Winstone
Anthony Hopkins
Nick Nolte
Mark Margolis
Kevin Durand
Marton Csokas
Dakota Goyo
Sami Gayle
Barry Sloane
and
Frank Langella

True Rating: 8.8/10

My Review: Noah's Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Chris Evans
Samuel L. Jackson
Scarlett Johansson
Robert Redford
Sebastian Stan
Anthony Mackie
Cobie Smulders
Frank Grillo
Maximiliano Hernández
Emily Vancamp
Hayley Atwell
Toby Jones
Stan Lee Obviously
Jenny Agutter
Alan Dale
Chin Han
Georges St. Pierre
Pat Healy
Danny Pudi
Eddie J. Fernandez
Steven Culp
Gary Sinise
Thomas Kretschmann
and
Nestor Serrano

Cameos
Elizabeth Olsen
and
Aaron Taylor-Johnson

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Captain America: The Winter Review

Actors Worthy of Note:
Greg Kinnear
Kelly Reilly
Thomas Haden Church
Danso Gordon
Rob Moran
and
Ali Tataryn

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Heaven is for Real

Actors Worthy of Note:
Kevin Sorbo
and
Dean Cain

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: God's Not Dead

Actors Worthy of Note:
Sylvester Stallone
Mel Gibson
Jason Statham
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wesley Snipes
Dolph Lundgren
Antonio Banderas
Jet Li
Harrison Ford
Kellan Lutz
Terry Crews
Kelsey Grammer
Randy Couture
Robert Davi
Victor Ortiz
and
Ronda Rousey

True Rating: 9.5/10

My Review: The Reviewables 3

Actors Worthy of Note:
Jack O'Connell
Rupert Friend
and
Ben Mendelsohn

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Reviewed Up

Actors Worthy of Note:
Amrita Acharia
Derek Mears
Stig Frode Henriksen
Ørjan Gamst
and
Martin Starr

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Dead Snow: Review VS Dead