A Minecraft Movie (2025)

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" Notes: To be honest, I have to admit that I never played Minecraft, I did see some streaming sessions from a famous Dutch YouTuber playing this game but I can’t say I was really familiar with it. Well, I had heard that this movie had become a surprise success at the box-office and, indeed, I was surprised to see that the movie theater was actually full. What I didn’t know was that 90% of the people in the movie theater were some fans of the video game and, basically, every 5 mins, when the"

Exhausting cinematic brain rot

“A Minecraft Movie is cinematic brain rot for the lowest common denominator, a bone-headed collection of witless set pieces and broad attempts at comedy that further proves we are moving towards the future that Mike Judge predicted in Idiocracy. Although there is an audience for this filmic tripe, namely pre-teen boys, there was also an audience in Idiocracy for the fictitious movie Ass, which was a static 90-minute shot of a flatulent rear end. Go figure. There is not a single creative thought behind A Minecraft Movie, with its paper-thin plot, passionless storytelling, and unfunny jokes. It only exists to capitalise on the popularity of the videogame of the same name, and Warner Bros. rushed this slop into production out of necessity rather than creative passion. The movie's overwhelming ” read more

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" First Viewing Viewing Date: June 27th Via: Max Plot: Four misfits are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into a bizarre cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they'll have to master this world while embarking on a quest with an unexpected expert crafter. Rating: 3.7/10 Why Did I Watch It? Sheer, morbid curiosity. Review here"

“Genuinely this movie has redefined my understanding of bad cinema. I have never seen a movie I've liked less. I think my fundamental issue with it, at it's core, is that this movie has no idea what the philosophy of Minecraft is. On one hand, it believes that anything can be done through the power of creativity. Fundamentally, it views things in the light that if you are creative, and put your mind to things, you can do anything you want to. On the other, it mocks all of the main protagonists for their states in life, even when they are being creative and chasing their dreams. The movie understands bullying is wrong, though, because it also mocks the people who make fun of things. It has the thesis that creating is harder than destruction, and that's why cowards choose to destroy things, b” read more

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"Critics: 47% Audiences: 88% Critics Consensus: Ostensibly a film about celebrating creativity, A Minecraft Movie provides a colorful sandbox for Jack Black and Jason Momoa to amusingly romp around in a story curiously constructed from conventional building blocks."

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"Cinema: Cinex SotaventoDate: 04/07/2025  - 04:20pmTicket: 1,50 USD (105 Bs)Monday Fee"

An average movie

“I wasn’t really sure what to expect from this flick, in fact, it was Nick, my step-son, who picked it up this week when we went to the movies together. To be honest, I have to admit that I never played Minecraft, I did see some streaming sessions from a famous Dutch YouTuber playing this game but I can’t say I was really familiar with it. Well, I had heard that this movie had become a surprise success at the box-office and, indeed, I was surprised to see that the movie theater was actually full. What I didn’t know was that 90% of the people in the movie theater were some fans of the video game and, basically, every 5 mins, when they would drop some obscure random reference to the game, the whole place would erupt with clapping and cheering which was, I have to admit it, pretty awesom” read more