Pre-Reviews

Cinema is usually not kind to Tchaikovsky's ballet. I don't expect this to be any different; especially if it's being given the Disney treatment.

Predicted Rating: 5/10

It's literally Despicable Me. Except with the Grinch.

Predicted Rating: 6/10

Seems like it's taking Stieg Larsson's dark and slow-burning series, and turning it into kind of a typical thriller. Not complaining, just pointing it out.

Predicted Rating: 7/10

Lets see if J.K. Rowling can keep this story going and expand more on this world.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

In all honesty, the full spectrum of ratings could be applied to this film, from bland and boring, to completely unforgettable and powerful. I'm hoping for the latter. I'm expecting something in the middle.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

Reverse Driving Miss Daisy. It'll be the film the Oscars nominate to satisfy the general audience, with a film that's challenging, but not too challenging, and that they have no intention of actually giving it the win.

Predicted Rating: 7/10

Trailers focused way too much on the Princess dressing room scene. It's clear Disney thought this scene was hilarious. It's not.

Predicted Rating: 6/10

They're still making these kind of movies; the "darker and edgier retelling of classic stories?" Can we please move on to something else? It's not fresh or original anymore.

Predicted Rating: 4/10

James Wan directing a DCU movie? I am both skeptical, wary and excited all at the same time.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

I don't think it's going to be question of whether or not it's a great film, but how great.

Predicted Rating: 9/10

Bourgeois middle-aged female porn.

Predicted Rating: 3/10

Half of this film will be "See? Remember this from the first film?"

Predicted Rating: 7/10

Actually looks really funny. I just hope the film didn't use up all of their funny jokes in the trailer.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

Christian Bale is going to get diabetes, and die before the age of 60.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

If more characters than just the protagonist survive, I'll be a lot kinder to this film.

Predicted Rating: 5/10

Horror film, mixed with superhero film. Yes, please.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

Even though Miller and Lord aren't directing this time around, I have high hopes for this one, and the trailer did look really good.

Predicted Rating: 9/10

Seems just like first one, with a bit more emphasis on the comedy than the horror. I'm cautiously excited.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

Could be great, but I don't know, I'm not feeling a huge epic vibe or anything like that, especially after having two fantastic films previous.

Predicted Rating: 8/10

If it turns out Captain Marvel actually did punch a real old woman in the face, I will give this film a 10/10.

Predicted Rating: 7/10

Can Tim Burton turn a film that was mostly padding and filler, into a compelling narrative? It'll be an interesting experiment worth watching, at the very least.

Predicted Rating: 8/10