A Slice of America: M*A*S*H

24 episodes - Season Score: 154

Episode Average: 6.42 - Perfect 10's: 0

S1E1

Pilot
Originally broadcast: 17 September 1972

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Larry Gelbart

Hawkeye and Trapper raise money to cover tuition fees for Ho-Jon by arranging a raffle, the prize being a weekend away with a gorgeous nurse.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 5

S1E2

To Market, to Market
Originally broadcast: 24 September 1972

Directed by: Michael O'Herlihy

Written by: Burt Styler

Hawkeye and Trapper have to find a way to get fresh medical supplies to replace those hijacked for the black market, and Henry holds the key to their success.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S1E3

Requiem for a Lightweight
Originally broadcast: 1 October 1972

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Robert Klane

Trapper takes to the ring in an attempt to halt the transfer of Margie Cutler.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 5

S1E4

Chief Surgeon Who?
Originally broadcast: 8 October 1972

Directed by: E.W. Swackhamer

Written by: Larry Gelbart

Major Burns asks General Barker to inspect the state of the camp after Hawkeye is appointed chief surgeon.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S1E5

The Moose
Originally broadcast: 15 October 1972

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Laurence Marks

Hawkeye tries to free a young Korean girl who has been bought from her family for $500, and now works as a 'moose' for a soldier passing through camp.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S1E6

Yankee Doodle Doctor
Originally broadcast: 22 October 1972

Directed by: Lee Philips

Written by: Laurence Marks

After realising that a documentary film being made on camp is merely propaganda, Hawkeye and Trapper make their own version.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 9

S1E7

Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
Originally broadcast: 5 November 1972

Directed by: Bruce Bilson

Written by: Burt Styler

Frank Burns is left in temporary charge, and the only hope of some R&R is for Hawkeye to feign insanity in an attempt to obtain passes for himself and Trapper.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S1E8

Cowboy
Originally broadcast: 12 November 1972

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Robert Klane

After refusing to send a wounded man with marriage problems home, Henry appears to experience a scary run of bad luck.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 5

S1E9

Henry, Please Come Home
Originally broadcast: 19 November 1972

Directed by: William Wiard

Written by: Laurence Marks

After Henry is reassigned to Tokyo, Hawkeye and Trapper try to get him back to free the camp from the tyrannical leadership of Frank Burns.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S1E10

I Hate A Mystery
Originally broadcast: 26 November 1972

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Hal Dresner

When a crimewave hits camp, all points to Hawkeye as the culprit, now he must find out who's really responsible.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S1E11

Germ Warfare
Originally broadcast: 10 December 1972

Directed by: Terry Becker

Written by: Larry Gelbart

When Hawkeye and Trapper steal some of Frank's blood while he's sleeping to treat a POW, they soon discover that he may be a hazard to the patients.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S1E12

Dear Dad
Originally broadcast: 17 December 1972

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Larry Gelbart

It's Christmas in camp (and very possibly in Vermont too), and Hawkeye is writing a letter home.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S1E13

Edwina
Originally broadcast: 24 December 1972

Directed by: James Sheldon

Written by: Hal Dresner

Hawkeye draws the short straw and has to go on a date with a pretty but very clumsy nurse.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S1E14

Love Story
Originally broadcast: 7 January 1973

Directed by: Earl Bellamy

Written by: Laurence Marks

A heartbroken Radar takes a shine to a new nurse in camp, only to find that she is considerably better read than he is.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S1E15

Tuttle
Originally broadcast: 14 January 1973

Directed by: William Wiard

Written by: Bruce Shelly & David Ketchum

A mysterious yet generous new captain brings confusion and jealousy to the camp.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S1E16

The Ringbanger
Originally broadcast: 21 January 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Jerry Mayer

When Hawkeye and Trapper discover that a recovering colonel (Leslie Nielsen) has a high casualty record, they plot to prevent him from returning to the field.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 4

S1E17

Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
Originally broadcast: 28 January 1973

Directed by: William Wiard

Written by: Carl Kleinschmitt

Hawkeye's plans for a bit of one-on-one with one of the nurses are ruined by a series of interruptions, which include an old school friend and an underage enlistee (Ron Howard).

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S1E18

Dear Dad...Again
Originally broadcast: 4 February 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Sheldon Keller & Larry Gelbart

Hawkeye writes home again, Radar tries for his high school diploma, Frank gets drunk, and a doctor on camp isn't what he claims to be.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 5

S1E19

The Long-John Flap
Originally broadcast: 18 February 1973

Directed by: William Wiard

Written by: Alan Alda

Hawkeye sees the long-johns sent to him by his father find their way around the camp.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S1E20

The Army-Navy Game
Originally broadcast: 25 February 1973

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Sid Dorfman & McLean Stevenson

An unexploded bomb lands in camp as everyone is tuned into the Army-Navy football game, and nobody knows where it came from.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S1E21

Sticky Wicket
Originally broadcast: 4 March 1973

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Laurence Marks, Larry Gelbart & Richard Baer

When a patient he operates on doesn't get any better, Hawkeye searches for the reason why.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S1E22

Major Fred C. Dobbs
Originally broadcast: 11 March 1973

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Sid Dorfman

Hawkeye and Trapper have to persuade Frank to stay when he finally snaps and requests a transfer, quickly followed by Margaret.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 5

S1E23

Ceasefire
Originally broadcast: 18 March 1973

Directed by: Earl Bellamy

Written by: Laurence Marks,  Larry Gelbart & Robert Klane

When news of a ceasefire reaches camp, there is much celebration.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 5

S1E24

Showtime
Originally broadcast: 25 March 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Robert Klane & Larry Gelbart

Henry receives news of a new son, Frank turns the tables on Hawkeye with a series of practical jokes, and the camp are entertained by a USO troupe.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 4

24 episodes - Season Score: 159

Episode Average: 6.63 - Perfect 10's: 0

S2E1

Divided We Stand
Originally broadcast: 15 September 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Larry Gelbart

General Clayton sends a psychiatrist into camp to determine whether the 4077th should be disbanded.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E2

5 O'Clock Charlie
Originally broadcast: 22 September 1973

Directed by: Norman Tokar

Written by: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks & Keith Walker

When a hapless Korean pilot targets the camp ammo dump on a daily basis, an anti-aircraft gun is brought in.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S2E3

Radar's Report
Originally broadcast: 29 September 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Laurence Marks & Sheldon Keller

Radar writes his report, which includes Hawkeye's latest romance, a POW lashing out in the OR, and a psychiatric analysis of Klinger.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S2E4

For the Good of the Outfit
Originally broadcast: 6 October 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Jerry Mayer

Hawkeye and Trapper demand action when 'friendly' shrapnel is removed from the wounds of local townsfolk

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S2E5

Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
Originally broadcast: 13 October 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Alan Alda & Robert Klane

After 72 hours without sleep, and too long in the OR, Hawkeye wants answers about the war.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S2E6

Kim
Originally broadcast: 20 October 1973

Directed by: William Wiard

Written by: Marc Mandel, Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

The camp fall for a young Korean boy believed to be an orphan, but none fall harder than Trapper.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S2E7

L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
Originally broadcast: 27 October 1973

Directed by: William Wiard

Written by: Carl Kleinschmitt, Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

Hawkeye is called upon for help by a young GI hoping to marry his Korean sweetheart, the mother of his child.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E8

The Trial of Henry Blake
Originally broadcast: 3 November 1973

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: McLean Stevenson

Complaints made by Burns and Houlihan mean that Henry finds himself on trial, for amongst other things... gurney racing.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S2E9

Dear Dad... Three
Originally broadcast: 10 November 1973

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

Hawkeye tells his father about a bigoted soldier, a live grenade, and Henry's message from home.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S2E10

The Sniper
Originally broadcast: 17 November 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Richard M. Powell

A lone sniper brings terror to the camp.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S2E11

Carry On, Hawkeye
Originally broadcast: 24 November 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Bernard Dilbert, Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

Hawkeye and Margaret keep things running on camp when a flu epidemic takes hold.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S2E12

The Incubator
Originally broadcast: 1 December 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

In an effort to eliminate the 72-hour wait on tests sent to Tokyo, Hawkeye and Trapper set about trying to get their hands on an incubator.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E13

Deal Me Out
Originally broadcast: 8 December 1973

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

Sidney Freedman and Captain Sam Pak (Pat Morita) join the weekly poker game, only for it be continually interrupted. A soldier (John Ritter) takes Frank hostage in the showers.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

A Loretta Swit Favourite Episode

S2E14

Hot Lips and Empty Arms
Originally broadcast: 15 December 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Linda Bloodworth & Mary Kay Place

Margaret requests a transfer before getting very drunk.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E15

Officers Only
Originally broadcast: 22 December 1973

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Ed Jurist

A grateful general rewards Hawkeye and Trapper with three days in Tokyo, and the rest of camp with a brand new Officers Club.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E16

Henry in Love
Originally broadcast: 5 January 1974

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

After falling for a girl more than half his age, Henry arranges for her to visit the 4077th.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E17

For Want of a Boot
Originally broadcast: 12 January 1974

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Sheldon Keller

Everybody needs something, and it's down to Hawkeye to make sure that they get it if he's to get what he needs.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S2E18

Operation Noselift
Originally broadcast: 19 January 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Paul Richards & Erik Tarloff

Hawkeye and Trapper work to fix the reason for a young private's attempts to go AWOL.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E19

The Chosen People
Originally broadcast: 26 January 1974

Directed by: Jackie Cooper

Written by: Laurence Marks, Sheldon Keller, Larry Gelbart, Gerry Renert & Jeff Wilhelm

Radar discovers he may be a father, and ownership of the camp is put into question.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E20

As You Were
Originally broadcast: 2 February 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks & Gene Reynolds

During a quiet spell, Frank asks two gorillas to operate on him.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E21

Crisis
Originally broadcast: 9 February 1974

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

The cold weather and a supply shortage mean that the camp find themselves being pulled together.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E22

George
Originally broadcast: 16 February 1974

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: John W. Regier & Gary Markowitz

Frank tries to arrange for a young private to be dishonourably discharged when he discovers that he was beaten up for being homosexual.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E23

Mail Call
Originally broadcast: 23 February 1974

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

Frank gets news of his investments coming good, so Hawkeye and Trapper decide to put his greed to the test.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S2E24

A Smattering of Intelligence
Originally broadcast: 2 March 1974

Directed by: Larry Gelbart

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

Two intelligence agents appear in camp and cause confusion aplenty.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 4

24 episodes - Season Score: 167

Episode Average: 6.96 - Perfect 10's: 2

A Harry Morgan Favourite Episode

S3E1

The General Flipped at Dawn
Originally broadcast: 10 September 1974

Directed by: Larry Gelbart

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

General Steele (Harry Morgan) arrives to inspect camp, but it soon becomes clear that the general isn't firing on all cylinders.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S3E2

Rainbow Bridge
Originally broadcast: 17 September 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

A Chinese officer (Mako) asks for nine wounded American P.O.W's to be picked up from deep inside enemy territory, but there are conditions.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

A Jamie Farr Favourite Episode

S3E3

Officer of the Day
Originally broadcast: 24 September 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Laurence Marks

Frank takes temporary charge, Hawkeye refuses to carry a gun, and a wounded Korean prisoner is brought in to be fixed up ahead of his execution in Seoul.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S3E4

Iron Guts Kelly
Originally broadcast: 1 October 1974

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Sid Dorfman

When a general dies while being entertained by Houlihan, his aide tries to find a way to give him a more glorious death.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E5

O.R.
Originally broadcast: 8 October 1974

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Laurence Marks

Hawkeye takes extreme steps in an effort to save a patient, and Frank makes a potentially major error of judgement during a long stressful session in the O.R.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S3E6

Springtime
Originally broadcast: 15 October 1974

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Linda Bloodworth & Mary Kay Place

Radar falls for a nurse, there's a cat in post-op, and Klinger gets married long distance.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E7

Check-Up
Originally broadcast: 22 October 1974

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Laurence Marks

The camp have to undergo medical check-ups, and Trapper might just have his ticket home.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S3E8

Life With Father
Originally broadcast: 29 October 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

The camp do their best to conduct a Jewish ceremony, while Henry worries that his wife is cheating on him.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E9

Alcoholics Unanimous
Originally broadcast: 12 November 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

Burns takes temporary command and attempts to bring order to the camp, starting with a ban on booze.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S3E10

There is Nothing Like a Nurse
Originally broadcast: 19 November 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Larry Gelbart

The nurses of the 4077th are moved to another camp when an enemy attack is expected.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E11

Adam's Ribs
Originally broadcast: 26 November 1974

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Laurence Marks

After Hawkeye protests about the same food every day, and suddenly develops a yearning for a taste of Chicago.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S3E12

A Full Rich Day
Originally broadcast: 3 December 1974

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: John D. Hess

Hawkeye records a message to his dad telling of a crazy day at the 4077th, that occurred in a variety of languages.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S3E13

Mad Dogs and Servicemen
Originally broadcast: 10 December 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Linda Bloodworth & Mary Kay Place

Radar gets bitten by a dog, and a paralysed patient with no apparent injuries is brought in.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S3E14

Private Charles Lamb
Originally broadcast: 31 December 1974

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Sid Dorfman

When injured Greek soldiers are arrive, a colonel arranges a feast for the Easter celebrations... and everyone is invited.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S3E15

Bombed
Originally broadcast: 7 January 1975

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

Trapper gets up close to Houlihan when the camp gets shelled.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E16

Bulletin Board
Originally broadcast: 14 January 1975

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Simon Muntner

Trapper writes to his daughter about how the cold affects the injuries they see, and the camp then enjoy a break from things by holding a benefit picnic for a local orphanage.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E17

The Consultant
Originally broadcast: 21 January 1975

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Robert Klane & Larry Gelbart

Hawkeye and Trapper meet a veteran doctor (Robert Alda) in Tokyo, who then arrives at the 4077th to get back into the action.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S3E18

House Arrest
Originally broadcast: 4 February 1975

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

Hawkeye is placed under house arrest for punching Frank, and a colonel (Mary Wickes) is on camp to inspect the nurses.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E19

Aid Station
Originally broadcast: 11 February 1975

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Simon Muntner

When a surgeon is killed at the frontline, a team must go out to replace him.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S3E20

Love and Marriage
Originally broadcast: 18 February 1975

Directed by: Lee Philips

Written by: Arthur Julian

A Korean draftee wants to go home to see his wife, while an American GI wants to marry a Korean woman.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

A Jamie Farr Favourite Episode

S3E21

Big Mac
Originally broadcast: 25 February 1975

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Laurence Marks

The 4077th prepare for a visit from General Douglas MacArthur.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E22

Payday
Originally broadcast: 4 March 1975

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: John W. Regier & Gary Markowitz

A clerical error causes problems when it's Hawkeye's turn to be payroll officer, and Frank invests his pay in two strings of pearls.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S3E23

White Gold
Originally broadcast: 11 March 1975

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Simon Muntner

When there's a break-in for much valued penicillin, Colonel Flagg arrives at the 4077th.

Onion Jack 1 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 3

S3E24

Abyssinia, Henry
Originally broadcast: 18 March 1975

Directed by: Larry Gelbart

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

Henry gets his discharge from the 4077th.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

24 episodes - Season Score: 167

Episode Average: 6.96 - Perfect 10's: 1

A Mike Farrell Favourite Episode

S4E1

Welcome to Korea
Originally broadcast: 12 September 1975

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell & Larry Gelbart

When Trapper's discharged in his absence, Hawkeye races to say goodbye to an old friend, only to say hello to a new friend.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S4E2

Change of Command
Originally broadcast: 19 September 1975

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

Colonel Potter takes command of the 4077th, B.J. has his first stint in the O.R, and Frank goes missing.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S4E3

It Happened One Night
Originally broadcast: 26 September 1975

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Larry Gelbart, Simon Muntner & Gene Reynolds

The camp gets hit hard overnight, but Margaret's tent is shaken hardest.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S4E4

The Late Captain Pierce
Originally broadcast: 3 October 1975

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Glen Charles & Les Charles

Hawkeye discovers that he's 'dead', and tries to make the best of the situation.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S4E5

Hey, Doc
Originally broadcast: 10 October 1975

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Rick Mittleman

One special favour deserves another, but Frank can't resist having a little fun with one of them.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S4E6

The Bus
Originally broadcast: 17 October 1975

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: John D. Hess

Colonel Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Burns and Radar spend the night on a broken down bus.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S4E7

Dear Mildred
Originally broadcast: 24 October 1975

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

Colonel Potter writes an anniversary letter to his wife telling her about his first impressions of the 4077th, and Radar goes on a mission... ending up with the perfect gift for the Colonel.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S4E8

The Kids
Originally broadcast: 31 October 1975

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

When the local orphanage comes under fire, the kids are evacuated to the 4077th.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

A Mike Farrell Favourite Episode

S4E9

Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?
Originally broadcast: 7 November 1975

Directed by: Larry Gelbart

Written by: Burt Prelutsky

Jesus Christ arrives on camp to be patched up, quickly followed by Colonel Flagg and Sidney Freedman.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E10

Dear Peggy
Originally broadcast: 14 November 1975

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

B.J. writes a letter home, Father Mulcahy gets a visit from a superior (Ned Beatty), and Klinger keeps trying to escape.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E11

Of Moose and Men
Originally broadcast: 21 November 1975

Directed by: John Erman

Written by: Jay Folb

Hawkeye saves the life of an ungrateful colonel, B.J. tries to help with Zale's marriage problems, and Frank's paranoia reaches new levels.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E12

Soldier of the Month
Originally broadcast: 28 November 1975

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Linda Bloodworth

Frank contracts a fever while catching the rats that may be causing it, which means he can't judge the new competition that Radar and Klinger badly want to win.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E13

The Gun
Originally broadcast: 2 December 1975

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Gene Reynolds

Radar faces fifteen years in the stockade when a wounded colonel's vintage revolver goes missing.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S4E14

Mail Call... Again
Originally broadcast: 9 December 1975

Directed by: George Tyne

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

After finding out about Margaret, Franks wife wants a divorce, Colonel Potter finds out he's about to become a grandfather, and Radar receives a home movie.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S4E15

The Price of Tomato Juice
Originally broadcast: 16 December 1975

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Gene Reynolds

After discovering Colonel Potter's liking for tomato juice, Radar does all he can to ensure that he has it every morning.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E16

Dear Ma
Originally broadcast: 23 December 1975

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

Radar write to his mother and tells of a foot inspection, a North Korean in the mess tent, and Potter being shot in the derriere.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E17

Der Tag
Originally broadcast: 6 January 1976

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

As a favour to Colonel Potter, Hawkeye and B.J. befriend Frank for the night, but he ends up on the frontline.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E18

Hawkeye
Originally broadcast: 13 January 1976

Directed by: Larry Gelbart

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Simon Muntner

After Hawkeye turns over his jeep, a Korean family give him shelter, and he talks to them non-stop to remain conscious, even though they don't speak a word of English.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 4

S4E19

Some 38th Parallels
Originally broadcast: 20 January 1976

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: John W. Regier & Gary Markowitz

Hakkeye has 'performance' issues, Frank tries to make money with a rubbish idea, and Radar befriends a patient.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E20

The Novocaine Mutiny
Originally broadcast: 27 January 1976

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: Burt Prelutsky

Burns takes temporary charge of the 4077th and charges Hawkeye with mutiny.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E21

Smilin' Jack
Originally broadcast: 3 February 1976

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Simon Muntner

A grounded chopper pilot defies orders to make one last record-breaking flight.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S4E22

The More I See You
Originally broadcast: 10 February 1976

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Gene Reynolds

The arrival of an old flame (Blythe Danner), puts Hawkeye in a spin.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S4E23

Deluge
Originally broadcast: 17 February 1976

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Larry Gelbart & Simon Muntner

The 4077th is overrun with casualties, as life back home continues as normal.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S4E24

The Interview
Originally broadcast: 24 February 1976

Directed by: Larry Gelbart

Written by: Larry Gelbart

Members of the 4077th get the opportunity to air their feelings when interviewed by a war correspondent (Clete Roberts).

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

24 episodes - Season Score: 162

Episode Average: 6.75 - Perfect 10's: 0

S5E1

Bug Out
Originally broadcast: 21 September 1976

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

The 4077th are forced to bug out, but some have to stay behind to care for a patient in danger of paralysis.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

A Loretta Swit Favourite Episode

S5E2

Margaret's Engagement
Originally broadcast: 28 September 1976

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Gary Markowitz

Margaret returns from Tokyo with news, but not everyone's happy about it.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E3

Out of Sight, Out of Mind
Originally broadcast: 5 October 1976

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Hawykeye learns to see things in a different way after a gas heater explodes in his face, leaving him temporarily blind.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S5E4

Lt. Radar O'Reilly
Originally broadcast: 12 October 1976

Directed by: Alan Rafkin

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

Hawkeye and Trapper arrange promotion for Radar, but he soon finds it's not all he hoped for.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E5

The Nurses
Originally broadcast: 19 October 1976

Directed by: Joan Darling

Written by: Linda Bloodworth

An overdue honeymoon is arranged in Margaret's tent, but an ongoing feud between her and the nurses makes it far from easy.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E6

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan
Originally broadcast: 26 October 1976

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Allan Katz, Don Reo & Gene Reynolds

When Margaret goes missing, Colonel Flagg blows in to sort things out.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

An Alan Alda Favourite Episode

S5E7

Dear Sigmund
Originally broadcast: 9 November 1976

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

As a break from the day-to-day stresses, Sidney Freedman seeks refuge in the insanity of the 4077th, and tells Sigmund Freud about life on camp.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

A William Christopher Favourite Episode

S5E8

Mulcahy's War
Originally broadcast: 16 November 1976

Directed by: George Tyne

Written by: Richard Cogan

There's an unusual patient in the O.R., and Father Mulcahy is persuaded that he needs to experience the frontline

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S5E9

The Korean Surgeon
Originally broadcast: 23 November 1976

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Bill Idelson

Hawkeye and B.J. try to help an injured Korean POW who turns out to be a surgeon, and Frank gets into a spot of bother with impostors.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S5E10

Hawkeye Get Your Gun
Originally broadcast: 30 November 1976

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Jay Folb & Gene Reynolds 

Hawkeye and Colonel Potter assist a Korean hospital before coming under enemy attack on the way back to the 4077th.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S5E11

The Colonel's Horse
Originally broadcast: 7 December 1976

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

The colonel's horse needs medical attention, and Margaret has problems with her appendix.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S5E12

Exorcism
Originally broadcast: 14 December 1976

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Gene Reynolds & Jay Folb

Strange things start happening when Colonel Potter orders the removal of a spirit post from camp, and a local demands a ceremony to drive away evil spirits before he'll be operated on.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E13

Hawk's Nightmare
Originally broadcast: 21 December 1976

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Burt Prelutsky

Colonel Potter calls on the services of Sidney Freedman when Hawkeye starts having nightmares.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S5E14

The Most Unforgettable Characters
Originally broadcast: 4 January 1977

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

After signing up for a creative writing course, Radar tries to improve the daily reports, much to the disapproval of Colonel Potter.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E15

38 Across
Originally broadcast: 11 January 1977

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

Hawkeye calls on an old navy friend for help when he can't work out a crossword clue.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E16

Ping Pong
Originally broadcast: 18 January 1977

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Sid Dorfman

An old friend of Colonel Potter's is putting his troops at risk in order to get promotion, and the camp witness the traditional Korean wedding of a ping pong player.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E17

End Run
Originally broadcast: 25 January 1977

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: John D. Hess

A football player loses a leg, and Burns organises a Boxing match as a way of resolving a food fight.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E18

Hanky Panky
Originally broadcast: 1 February 1977

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Gene Reynolds

B.J. is wracked with guilt, and Margaret's worried when she finds out that Donald has been hospitalised.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E19

Hepatitis
Originally broadcast: 8 February 1977

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

After Father Mulcahy is diagnosed with hepatitis, Hawkeye has to inoculate the whole camp while suffering with back pain.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E20

The General's Practitioner
Originally broadcast: 15 February 1977

Directed by: Alan Rafkin

Written by: Burt Prelutsky

A general's looking for a personal physician and puts Hawkeye top of his list, while Radar finds out what it's like to be a father.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S5E21

Movie Tonight
Originally broadcast: 22 February 1977

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Gene Reynolds, Don Reo, Allan Katz & Jay Folb

Colonel Potter orders in his favourite movie to boost morale, but problems mean that they spend most of the night entertaining themselves,

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S5E22

Souvenirs
Originally broadcast: 1 March 1977

Directed by: Joshua Shelley

Written by: Burt Prelutsky & Reinhold Weege

Hawkeye and B.J try to put a stop to a souvenir business that's endangering Korean lives, an MP (Brian Dennehy) turns up to recover a Korean vase, and Klinger breaks a record while trying to get a section 8.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E23

Post Op
Originally broadcast: 8 March 1977

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Gene Reynolds & Jay Folb

An influx of casualties means there's a shortage of blood, and everyone is asked to make extra donations.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S5E24

Margaret's Marriage
Originally broadcast: 15 March 1977

Directed by: Gene Reynolds

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

In response to taunting from Frank, Margaret and Donald get married at the 4077th.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

24 episodes - Season Score: 172

Episode Average: 7.17 - Perfect 10's: 1

S6E1

Fade In, Fade Out
Originally broadcast: 20 September 1977

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

The 4077th celebrate the news that Ferret Face has been transferred out after a breakdown in Seoul. Major Winchester gets sent in as temporary cover for Burns by a colonel he beat at cribbage, only to find himself assigned permanently.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E2

Fallen Idol
Originally broadcast: 27 September 1977

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

Hawkeye angers the camp after lashing out at Radar, who has been injured on his way for R&R, that had been suggested by Hawkeye.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S6E3

Last Laugh
Originally broadcast: 4 October 1977

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

B.J. finds himself arrested for events in Seoul after an old friend (James Cromwell) shows up at the 4077th.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E4

War of Nerves
Originally broadcast: 11 October 1977

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

Sidney Freedman arrives at the 4077th in the back of an ambulance, having been wounded on a follow-up call, just as tensions seems to be running high in camp.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E5

The Winchester Tapes
Originally broadcast: 18 October 1977

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

Charles records a message for his parents describing his first impressions of the 4077th.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S6E6

The Light That Failed
Originally broadcast: 25 October 1977

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Burt Prelutsky

There's a shortage of supplies, including lightbulbs... which leads to Charles administering the wrong medication to a patient, and the last page of a murder mystery is missing, leaving the camp to speculate about the ending.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

An Alan Alda Favourite Episode

S6E7

In Love and War
Originally broadcast: 1 November 1977

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

Hawkeye falls for a local villager who cares for refugees, and Margaret discovers that her husband may be cheating.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E8

Change Day
Originally broadcast: 8 November 1977

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Laurence Marks

Charles attempts to make a profit from local villagers when the army decides to change scrip, and Klinger attempts to join West Point in his latest caper.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E9

Images
Originally broadcast: 15 November 1977

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Burt Prelutsky

Margaret is reminded that emotions can't always be controlled, and Radar gets a tattoo.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S6E10

The M*A*S*H Olympics
Originally broadcast: 22 November 1977

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Don Weis

Colonel Potter decided that the camp could be fitter, and organises a camp Olympics, with 3-day passes on offer for the winners.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E11

The Grim Reaper
Originally broadcast: 29 November 1977

Directed by: George Tyne

Written by: Burt Prelutsky

A colonel who likes to predict casualty numbers threatens charges against Hawkeye after an incident at the Officer's Club.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E12

Comrades in Arms: Part 1
Originally broadcast: 6 December 1977

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe & Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

Hawkeye and Houlihan come under attack on the way to a demonstration at the 8063rd, and find themselves stranded in an abandoned hut. The experience pulls them closer together.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E13

Comrades in Arms: Part 2
Originally broadcast: 13 December 1977

Directed by: Alan Alda & Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Alan Alda

The camp worry about Hawkeye and Houlihan, as they begin to drive each other crazy.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E14

The Merchant of Korea
Originally broadcast: 20 December 1977

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Hawkeye and B.J. are sick of doing favours for Charles after he lends them money, so they challenge him to beat them at poker.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S6E15

The Smell of Music
Originally broadcast: 3 January 1978

Directed by: Stuart Millar

Written by: Jim Fritzell & Everett Greenbaum

Hawkeye and B.J. refuse to shower until Winchester agrees to stop tooting his horn, and Colonel Potter deals with a suicidal patient.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E16

Patent 4077
Originally broadcast: 10 January 1978

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

When a new procedure needs a custom tool, and nobody can make it, the loss of Houlihan's wedding ring might just hold the answer.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E17

Tea and Empathy
Originally broadcast: 17 January 1978

Directed by: Don Weis

Written by: Bill Idelson

Father Mulcahy face a dilemma when he is told the whereabouts of much needed stolen penicillin in confession, and Hawkeye clashes with the commander of British patients.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E18

Your Hit Parade
Originally broadcast: 24 January 1978

Directed by: George Tyne

Written by: Ronny Graham

Radar gets the opportunity to spin the discs during a busy period in the OR.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E19

What's Up, Doc?
Originally broadcast: 30 January 1978

Directed by: George Tyne

Written by: Larry Balmagia

Radar's rabbit is consulted to find out whether Margaret's pregnant or not, and a patient takes Winchester hostage.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E20

Mail Call Three
Originally broadcast: 6 February 1978

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Everett Greenbaum & Jim Fritzell

Klinger finds out that his wife wants a divorce, and Hawkeye receives love letters meant for a different Benjamin Pierce.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E21

Temporary Duty
Originally broadcast: 13 February 1978

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Larry Balmagia

An annoying cowboy surgeon (George Lindsey) and an old friend of Margaret's are sent from the 8063rd in exchange for Hawkeye and a nurse from the 4077th.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S6E22

Potter's Retirement
Originally broadcast: 20 February 1978

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Laurence Marks

When Colonel Potter finds out that his command has been criticised by one of his own people, he considers calling it a day.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S6E23

Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde
Originally broadcast: 27 February 1978

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Ken Levine, David Isaacs and Ronny Graham

Winchester starts to rely on amphetamines to get through long hours in the OR, and Radar trains a mouse to knock the cockiness out of a group of marines.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S6E24

Major Topper
Originally broadcast: 27 February 1978

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Allyn Freeman

When the last batch of morphine turns out to be bad, the camp have to use their imagination to get the patients through the night, and Klinger has to deal with someone slightly nuttier than himself.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

25 episodes - Season Score: 186

Episode Average: 7.44 - Perfect 10's: 3

S7E1

Commander Pierce
Originally broadcast: 18 September 1978

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Ronny Graham & Don Segall

B.J.'s got a moustache, Colonel Potter's called away, Winchester's ill, and Hawkeye takes command.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S7E2

Peace On Us
Originally broadcast: 25 September 1978

Directed by: George Tyne

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Hawkeye takes things into his own hands when the points requirement for discharge is increased, and Margaret discovers that Donald has transferred back to the US.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S7E3

Lil
Originally broadcast: 2 October 1978

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Sheldon Bull

Radar worries that Colonel Potter's getting too close to a visiting colonel, and Hawkeye drives himself mad trying to find out what 'B.J.' stand for.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S7E4

Our Finest Hour
Originally broadcast: 9 October 1978

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Ken Levine, David Isaacs, Larry Balmagia, Ronny Graham & David Lawrence

A war correspondent (Clete Roberts) listens to the thoughts of the camp and their hopes for the future.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S7E5

The Billfold Syndrome
Originally broadcast: 16 October 1978

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Sidney Freedman is called in when a medic suffers amnesia, and Winchester gives the whole camp the silent treatment.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S7E6

None Like It Hot
Originally broadcast: 23 October 1978

Directed by: Tony Mordente

Written by: Ken Levine, David Isaacs & Johnny Bonaduce

News travels fast when there's a new bathtub in camp, Klinger tries to wear a rubber suit for 24hrs in the searing heat, and Radar has his tonsils removed.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S7E7

They Call the Wind Korea
Originally broadcast: 30 October 1978

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Klinger and Winchester happen across a group of wounded Greek servicemen after getting lost en route to the airport, and the camp water tower collapses in high winds.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E8

Major Ego
Originally broadcast: 6 November 1978

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Larry Balmagia

Winchester gets rather carried away when a reporter comes to interview him, but finds himself playing second fiddle to Margaret.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E9

Baby, It's Cold Outside
Originally broadcast: 13 November 1978

Directed by: George Tyne

Written by: Gary David Goldberg

Klinger suffers temporary deafness when mines explode in the extreme cold, and the camp do all they can to treat a patient with hypothermia, but some measures are more unusual than others.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E10

Point of View
Originally broadcast: 20 November 1978

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

A patient who cannot speak shares his view of the 4077th, who can't work out what's the matter with Colonel Potter.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 9

S7E11

Dear Comrade
Originally broadcast: 27 November 1978

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Tom Reeder

A Korean spy hired by Winchester as a houseboy provides a traditional remedy for a rash unknown to the 4077th, and Hawkeye wins a strange looking Jeep in a hand of poker.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E12

Out of Gas
Originally broadcast: 4 December 1978

Directed by: Mel Damski

Written by: Tom Reeder

Winchester insists on going along with Father Mulcahy when his wine is taken for a trade with black marketeers for sodium pentothal, which the camp badly needs.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E13

An Eye for a Tooth
Originally broadcast: 11 December 1978

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Ronny Graham

Father Mulcahy is disappointed that he's been overlooked for promotion again, and Winchester is right in the middle of a practical joke battle.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

A William Christopher Favourite Episode

S7E14

Dear Sis
Originally broadcast: 18 December 1978

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

It's Christmas, and Father Mulcahy is questioning what difference he makes to camp, especially after lashing out at a violent patient, but he soon realises how important his role is.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S7E15

B.J. Papa San
Originally broadcast: 1 January 1979

Directed by: James Sheldon

Written by: Larry Balmagia

A humourless general is unimpressed with Hawkeye's approach, and B.J. tries to help a Korean family.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E16

Inga
Originally broadcast: 8 January 1979

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

Hawkeye falls for a visiting Swedish surgeon, only to pull back when she demonstrates superior surgical knowledge.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E17

The Price
Originally broadcast: 15 January 1979

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Erik Tarloff

Colonel Potter is worried when his horse disappears, and The Swamp is used to help a young Korean draft dodger.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S7E18

The Young and the Restless
Originally broadcast: 22 January 1979

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Mitch Markowitz

A visit from a talented young surgeon has a negative impact on the 4077th, and Klinger thinks he's back in Toledo.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S7E19

Hot Lips is Back in Town
Originally broadcast: 29 January 1979

Directed by: Charles Dubin

Written by: Larry Balmagia, Bernard Dilbert & Gary Markowitz

Margaret decides that her divorce is an opportunity to finally put her career first, and Radar is keen to impress a pretty new nurse.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S7E20

C*A*V*E
Originally broadcast: 5 February 1979

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: Larry Balmagia & Ronny Graham

When the 4077th relocate to a nearby cave during very heavy shelling, Hawkeye's claustrophobia proves to be somewhat of a problem.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S7E21

Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
Originally broadcast: 14 February 1979

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: Mitch Markowitz

Colonel Flagg tries to recruit Winchester in an effort to expose Hawkeye as a Communist sympathiser after he prioritises a wounded North Korean ahead of Americans.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S7E22

Preventative Medicine
Originally broadcast: 19 February 1979

Directed by: Tony Mordente

Written by: Tom Reeder

Efforts are made to take a reckless colonel out of the game, and Klinger dabbles in voodoo.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E23

A Night at Rosie's
Originally broadcast: 26 February 1979

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Almost the whole camp relocate to Rosie's bar to get away from the drudgery.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S7E24

Ain't Love Grand?
Originally broadcast: 5 March 1979

Directed by: Mike Farrell

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Klinger meets a nurse from the 8063rd at Rosie's, Charles buys a Korean girl a burger, and Hawkeye and B.J. share what annoys them about each other.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 4

S7E25

The Party
Originally broadcast: 12 March 1979

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Alan Alda & Burt Metcalfe

B.J proposes the idea of a party for family members back home, but it's left to Hawkeye to push a little harder when the camp are preoccupied with bugging out.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

25 episodes - Season Score: 181

Episode Average: 7.24 - Perfect 10's: 3

S8E1

Too Many Cooks
Originally broadcast: 17 September 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

An injured private (Ed Begley, Jr.) makes food on camp something to look forward to, and Colonel Potter receives worrying news from home.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S8E2

Are You Now, Margaret?
Originally broadcast: 24 September 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

A visiting congressional aide accuses Margaret of being a Communist sympathiser.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E3

Guerilla My Dreams
Originally broadcast: 1 October 1979

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Bob Colleary

Hawkeye and B.J. try to protect a woman accused of being an enemy guerilla by a South Korean officer (Mako).

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 5

S8E4

Good-Bye Radar: Part 1
Originally broadcast: 8 October 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Radar returns from R&R to find that there are generator problems, and then news comes that changes everything.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S8E5

Good-Bye Radar: Part 2
Originally broadcast: 15 October 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Ken Levine & David Isaacs

Radar has doubts about whether the 4077th can cope without him, but then Klinger comes good.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S8E6

Period of Adjustment
Originally broadcast: 22 October 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Jim Mulligan & John Rappaport

Klinger's struggling to replace Radar, and B.J. lashes out after a letter from Peg.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S8E7

Nurse Doctor
Originally broadcast: 29 October 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Sy Rosen, Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

Father Mulcahy feels uneasy when signals get crossed while helping a nurse study for medical school, and Charles is surprisingly clean during a water shortage.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S8E8

Private Finance
Originally broadcast: 5 November 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

Klinger becomes the target of a mother's anger, and Hawkeye is left to deal with a dying soldier's ill-gotten gains.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S8E9

Mr. and Mrs. Who?
Originally broadcast: 12 November 1979

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Ronny Graham

Charles has no recollection of a night in Tokyo, and there's a battle against Korean haemorrhagic fever.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E10

The Yalu Brick Road
Originally broadcast: 19 November 1979

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Mike Farrell

There's an outbreak of salmonella in camp, and Hawkeye and B.J. 'capture' a North Korean prisoner.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S8E11

Life Time
Originally broadcast: 26 November 1979

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda and Walter D. Dishell, M.D.

The surgeons race against time to save a patient with a lacerated aorta.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S8E12

Dear Uncle Abdul
Originally broadcast: 3 December 1979

Directed by: William Jurgensen

Written by: John Rappaport & Jim Mulligan

Klinger tells his Uncle Abdul about exploding pigeons, shot footlockers, and overgrown bagpipes, while Hawkeye is a little upset when a joke that he introduced to camp gets more laughs when told by others.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E13

Captains Outrageous
Originally broadcast: 10 December 1979

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

Calls are made when Father Mulcahy misses out on promotion again, and Rosie is injured in a bar brawl.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E14

Stars and Stripes
Originally broadcast: 17 December 1979

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: Dennis Koenig

Charles and B.J. can't agree on events when asked to write a medical paper about a procedure they performed, and Scully arrives at camp to see Margaret

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E15

Yessir, That's Our Baby
Originally broadcast: 31 December 1979

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Jim Mulligan

When Charles finds a baby abandoned outside The Swamp, it proves difficult to find how best to help her.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S8E16

Bottle Fatigue
Originally broadcast: 7 January 1980

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

Hawkeye tries to give up the booze, Charles is enraged when he hears that his sister might be about to marry an Italian, and there's a live grenade in the O.R.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E17

Heal Thyself
Originally broadcast: 14 January 1980

Directed by: Mike Farrell

Written by: Dennis Koenig & Gene Reynolds

Colonel Potter's forced to bunk with Charles when both come down with the mumps, a new surgeon (Edward Herrmann) is brought in to cover, but not everyone copes under the pressure.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S8E18

Old Soldiers
Originally broadcast: 21 January 1980

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

The camp is overrun with Korean children when Colonel Potter returns from Tokyo after visiting a dying friend.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 9

S8E19

Morale Victory
Originally broadcast: 28 January 1980

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: John Rappaport

Hawkeye and B.J. are put in charge of camp morale, and Charles helps a patient deal with a life-changing injury.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E20

Lend a Hand
Originally broadcast: 4 February 1980

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

Dr. Borelli (Robert Alda) returns to the 4077th, and soon begins to irritate Hawkeye with his know-it-all approach, but the two must learn to work together during a trip to an aid station.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E21

Goodbye, Cruel World
Originally broadcast: 11 February 1980

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

Klinger decided to give his office a makeover, and Sidney Freedman tries to help a suicidal patient.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S8E22

Dreams
Originally broadcast: 18 February 1980

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda & James Jay Rubinfier

The camp's overcrowded when a young lieutenant refuses to send ambulances, but when there is a moment for sleep, it's not particularly pleasant.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S8E23

War Co-Respondent
Originally broadcast: 3 March 1980

Directed by: Mike Farrell

Written by: Mike Farrell

B.J.'s torn when a pretty war correspondent(Susan Saint James) visits the 4077th and falls for him.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S8E24

Back Pay
Originally broadcast: 10 March 1980

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox & Dennis Koenig

Hawkeye bills the army for his services, and Charles demonstrates modern techniques to three Korean doctors.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 5

S8E25

April Fools
Originally broadcast: 24 March 1980

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

An angry colonel (Pat Hingle) turns up at the 4077th at the worst possible time... April Fools, and catches the medical staff mid-prank.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 8

20 episodes - Season Score: 140

Episode Average: 7.0 - Perfect 10's: 1

S9E1

The Best of Enemies
Originally broadcast: 17 November 1980

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Sheldon Bull

Colonel Potter challenges Charles to prove that he is the better bridge player, and Hawkeye is forced at gunpoint to help a wounded North Korean.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S9E2

Letters
Originally broadcast: 24 November 1980

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

During a damp miserable spell, the camp are happy to have letters to reply to from a school in Crabapple Cove, but Hawkeye struggles when he gets a letter from a boy who hates army doctors.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S9E3

Cementing Relationships
Originally broadcast: 1 December 1980

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: David Pollock and Elias Davis

Klinger acts as foreman when a new concrete floor for the O.R. is needed, and an Italian patient won't leave Margaret alone.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E4

Father's Day
Originally broadcast: 8 December 1980

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Karen Hall

Efforts are made to keep a crate of tasty 'educational supplies' away from the MP's, and Margaret's father (Andrew Duggan) visits the 4077th.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E5

Death Takes a Holiday
Originally broadcast: 15 December 1980

Directed by: Mike Farrell

Written by: Mike Farrell, John Rappaport, Dennis Koenig, Thad Mumford,

Dan Wilcox & Burt Metcalfe

The camp throw a Christmas party for local orphans, while efforts are made to keep a soldier alive until after Christmas day for the good of his family.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S9E6

A War for All Seasons
Originally broadcast: 29 December 1980

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

A year in the life of the 4077th... Father Mulcahy looks forward to his corn crop, Hawkeye and B.J. build a kidney machine, and Charles gets involved in Klinger's baseball wagers.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S9E7

Your Retention, Please
Originally broadcast: 5 January 1981

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Erik Tarloff

Depressing news from home and a pushy rention officer persuade Klinger to re-enlist.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E8

Tell It To The Marines
Originally broadcast: 12 January 1981

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: Hank Bradford

Charles takes over in Colonel Potter's absence, and Hawkeye tries to help a Dutch marine.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E9

Taking the Fifth
Originally broadcast: 19 January 1981

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Elias Davis & David Pollock

When Klinger is given a rare bottle of wine, he uses it to repay a debt to Hawkeye, who then uses it as nurse lure, and Colonel Potter decides to break rules by using a forbidden anaesthetic.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E10

Operation Friendship
Originally broadcast: 26 January 1981

Directed by: Rena Down

Written by: Dennis Koenig

Charles waits on an injured Klinger after he's saved from an explosion, B.J. injures his hand, and Hawkeye clashes with his replacement (Tim O'Connor).

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E11

No Sweat
Originally broadcast: 2 February 1981

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: John Rappaport

It's a hot restless night in camp, Charles uses the hours to sort out his family tax returns, B.J. frets over a letter from Peg, Klinger dismantles the PA system, Margaret has a scratch she can't quite reach, and Colonel Potter's guided through the whole thing.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S9E12

Depressing News
Originally broadcast: 9 February 1981

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

Half a million tongue depressors arrive at camp, Klinger starts a newspaper, and Hawkeye builds a monument.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S9E13

No Laughing Matter
Originally broadcast: 16 February 1981

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Elias Davis & David Pollock

Charles tries to earn a ticket back to Tokyo when the man responsible for him being at the 4077th pays a visit, and Hawkeye has to make it through the day without telling jokes.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S9E14

Oh, How We Danced
Originally broadcast: 23 February 1981

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: John Rappaport

Charles learns karate after being physically attacked by an angry major, Klinger tries to find a harmonica, and B.J. gets an anniversary surprise.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S9E15

Bottoms Up
Originally broadcast: 2 March 1981

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Dennis Koenig

Hawkeye appears to go a prank too far, Charles keeps losing his trousers, and a friend of Margaret's (Gail Strickland) has a drink problem.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E16

The Red/White Blues
Originally broadcast: 9 March 1981

Directed by: Gabrielle Beaumont

Written by: Elias Davis & David Pollock

Colonel Potter has to get his blood pressure down in order to pass his final medical, and Klinger reacts badly to malaria medication

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S9E17

Bless You, Hawkeye
Originally broadcast: 16 March 1981

Directed by: Nell Cox

Written by: Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

When Hawkeye can't stop sneezing yet shows no other symptoms, Sidney Freedman is brought in to investigate.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10

S9E18

Blood Brothers
Originally broadcast: 6 April 1981

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

Father Mulcahy is trying to get the camp ready for the visit of the Cardinal Reardon, and a young soldier (Patrick Swayze) worried about the fate of his friend discovers that he has leukemia.

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 9

S9E19

The Foresight Saga
Originally broadcast: 13 April 1981

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

The camp receive a letter from Radar, and vegetables from a grateful Korean.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S9E20

The Life You Save
Originally broadcast: 4 May 1981

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: John Rappaport & Alan Alda

Charles has a near death experience, and wants to know more about what happens just before death.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

21 episodes - Season Score: 133

Episode Average: 6.33 - Perfect 10's: 0

S10E1

That's Show Biz
Originally broadcast: 26 October 1981

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

A USO troupe arrives at the 4077th when one of the stars needs surgery.

Onion Jack 1 - Holy Godiva 1
Total: 2

S10E2

Identity Crisis
Originally broadcast: 2 November 1981

Directed by: David Ogden Stiers

Written by: Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

Father Mulcahy hears the truth about an unusual secret, Winchester silences a soldier-salesman, and photos are collected to help a soldier get his own back on his ex-girlfriend.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E3

Rumor at the Top
Originally broadcast: 9 November 1981

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

News of a visit from a general's aide starts rumours that there are plans to split up the 4077th, but plans to show the camp in the worst possible light might just keep them together.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E4

Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye
Originally broadcast: 16 November 1981

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

With peace talks getting nowhere, Hawkeye writes to President Truman to tell him about the insanities of war.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E5

Wheelers and Dealers
Originally broadcast: 23 November 1981

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

With a bit of pushing from Klinger, Colonel Potter takes driving lessons with Rizzo, and B.J. turns to gambling after news from Peg.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E6

Communication Breakdown
Originally broadcast: 30 November 1981

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Karen Hall

Charles incurs the wrath of the camp when he refuses to share his newspapers when the mail is delayed, and two enemy soldiers turn out to be brothers.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S10E7

Snap Judgment
Originally broadcast: 7 December 1981

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Paul Perlove

Klinger gets caught with red-handed, after trying to retrieve a camera stolen from camp.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E8

Snappier Judgment
Originally broadcast: 14 December 1981

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Paul Perlove

Klinger is court-martialed for stealing the camera, and Charles attempts to defend him.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 5

S10E9

'Twas the Day After Christmas
Originally broadcast: 28 December 1981

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Elias Davis & David Pollock

It's Boxing Day at the 4077th, and after learning of a British tradition, the camp all switch roles for 24 hours.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E10

Follies of the Living - Concerns of the Dead
Originally broadcast: 4 January 1982

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda

There's a ghost of a dead soldier in camp, and only Klinger, delirious from fever, can communicate with him.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S10E11

The Birthday Girls
Originally broadcast: 11 January 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Karen Hall

Margaret's birthday doesn't quite go to plan, and there's a race to help an injured pregnant cow.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E12

Blood and Guts
Originally broadcast: 18 January 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Lee H. Grant

A war correspondent who likes to stretch the truth arrives in camp and charms almost everyone, including a pretty nurse (Rita Wilson), and B.J. fixes up a bike given to him by a wounded private.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E13

A Holy Mess
Originally broadcast: 1 February 1982

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

There's excitement when fresh eggs arrive in camp, but things get complicated when a troubled private goes AWOL and seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, with his lieutenant (David Graf) in hot pursuit.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S10E14

The Tooth Shall Set You Free
Originally broadcast: 8 February 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

Charles is suffering from toothache but refuses to see a dentist, and it seems that a commanding officer assigns dangerous duties dependant on skin colour when he tries to send a recovered soldier (Laurence Fishburne) home.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S10E15

Pressure Points
Originally broadcast: 15 February 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

When Colonel Potter discovers that Hawkeye had to re-operate on one of his patients, he begins to question his ability and calls in Sidney Freedman, who arrives just in time to enjoy carnage in The Swamp.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S10E16

Where There's a Will, There's a War
Originally broadcast: 22 February 1982

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

Hawkeye catches up with long overdue paperwork when he's sent to an aide post, after the surgeon is killed in a mortar attack.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S10E17

Promotion Commotion
Originally broadcast: 1 March 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

Charles, B.J. and Hawkeye find themselves popular when chosen to make recommendations for promotion among the enlisted men, and Colonel Potter befriends a young soldier who seems desperate to impress his colleagues.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E18

Heroes
Originally broadcast: 15 March 1982

Directed by: Nell Cox

Written by: Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

The 4077th is overwhelmed with press when Father Mulcahy's boyhood hero, a former boxing champ, has a stroke while visiting camp, and Hawkeye is centre-stage.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S10E19

Sons and Bowlers
Originally broadcast: 22 March 1982

Directed by: Hy Averback

Written by: Elias Davis & David Pollock

Hawkeye's desperate for news when he finds out that his father is in hospital, and the 4077th take on the Marines in a bowling competition.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S10E20

Picture This
Originally broadcast: 5 April 1982

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Karen Hall

Colonel Potter decides to paint a picture of the staff for his wife, but a falling out at The Swamp makes it difficult to get everyone together, especially after Hawkeye moves into a hut behind Rosie's bar.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S10E21

That Darn Kid
Originally broadcast: 12 April 1982

Directed by: David Ogden Stiers

Written by: Karen Hall

It looks like Hawkeye will have to repay the army $22,000 when Klinger's goat eats the payroll, and Rizzo tries to cash in on the misfortune of others.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 2
Total: 4

16 episodes - Season Score: 108

Episode Average: 6.75 - Perfect 10's: 1

S11E1

Hey, Look Me Over
Originally broadcast: 25 October 1982

Directed by: Susan Oliver

Written by: Alan Alda & Karen Hall

Hawkeye realises that the prettiest nurse of all has long gone unnoticed, and a visit from a notoriously picky colonel puts Margaret under pressure.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 7

S11E2

Trick or Treatment
Originally broadcast: 1 November 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

The 4077th Halloween night turns out to be a busy one, starting with an idiot marine (George Wendt) with a pool ball in his mouth, and ending with Father Mulcahy discovering that being dead isn't always permanent.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S11E3

Foreign Affairs
Originally broadcast: 8 November 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: David Pollock & Elias Davis

Hawkeye and B.J. help a PR man find a hero when his man refuses to toe the line, and Charles falls for a French Red Cross volunteer.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S11E4

The Joker is Wild
Originally broadcast: 15 November 1982

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: John Rappaport & Dennis Koenig

B.J. starts a practical joke campaign after getting sick of hearing how great a joker Trapper was, but Hawkeye does all he can to make sure that he doesn't become a victim

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S11E5

Who Knew?
Originally broadcast: 22 November 1982

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: Elias Davis & David Pollock

A nurse that he dated twice dies, so Hawkeye offers to deliver her eulogy, only to discover that neither he or the other nurses really knew her.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

S11E6

Bombshells
Originally broadcast: 28 November 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

There are rumours about a visit from Marilyn Monroe, and B.J.'s troubled after failing to rescue a wounded man.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S11E7

Settling Debts
Originally broadcast: 6 December 1982

Directed by: Michael Switzer

Written by: Thad Mumford & Dan Wilcox

Colonel Potter wants to know why Mildred has written to Hawkeye, and a paralysed lieutenant finds himself next to the sniper who shot him.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S11E8

The Moon is Not Blue
Originally broadcast: 13 December 1982

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Larry Balmagia

Hawkeye and B.J. try to get a more interesting movie, and a wounded general declares the 4077th an alcohol-free zone.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 5

S11E9

Run for the Money
Originally broadcast: 20 December 1982

Directed by: Nell Cox

Written by: Elias Davis, David Pollock and Mike Farrell

Father Mulcahy races against a track star, and Charles befriends a soldier who is being bullied because of a speech impediment.

Onion Jack 4 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 8

A Harry Morgan Favourite Episode

S11E10

U.N., the Night and the Music
Originally broadcast: 3 January 1983

Directed by: Harry Morgan

Written by: Elias Davis & David Pollock

A U.N. delegation visit the 4077th, each member making their own impact in different ways, and B.J. feels guilty about not being honest with a patient.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 4
Total: 7

S11E11

Strange Bedfellows
Originally broadcast: 10 January 1983

Directed by: Mike Farrell

Written by: Karen Hall

Colonel Potter's furious to discover that his son-in-law had an affair whilst in Tokyo, and Charles denies that he is a snoring Winchester.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S11E12

Say No More
Originally broadcast: 24 January 1983

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: John Rappaport

Margaret's plans are put on hold when she contracts laryngitis, and a general's concerned about his son who's wounded in action.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S11E13

Friends and Enemies
Originally broadcast: 7 February 1983

Directed by: Jamie Farr

Written by: Karen Hall

Margaret has no records for her new phonograph, a laid-up B.J. is sick of hearing Winchester's records, and Colonel Potter has to deal with the fact that an old friend is unfit for command.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

S11E14

Give and Take
Originally broadcast: 14 February 1983

Directed by: Charles S. Dubin

Written by: Dennis Koenig

When Charles forgets to collect for charity on pay day, the job gets passed from one person to the next, and a wounded GI learns a lesson when the enemy soldier he shot ends up in the bed next to him.

Onion Jack 2 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 5

S11E15

As Time Goes By
Originally broadcast: 21 February 1983

Directed by: Burt Metcalfe

Written by: Dan Wilcox & Thad Mumford

Rizzo has fun with a dummy grenade he gets from Igor, Margaret seeks contributions for a time capsule, and the truth about a chopper pilot's heroism is discovered.

Onion Jack 3 - Holy Godiva 3
Total: 6

This was actually the series 11 finale, so the episode score has been included above.

S11E16

Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
Originally broadcast: 28 February 1983

Directed by: Alan Alda

Written by: Alan Alda, Burt Metcalfe, John Rappaport, Dan Wilcox,

Thad Mumford, Elias Davis, David Pollock & Karen Hall

Onion Jack 5 - Holy Godiva 5
Total: 10
Wow, just wow!

CAPTAIN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN PIERCE, B.S., M.D.
aka Hawkeye

Played by Alan Alda
251 episodes
(1972-1983)

MAJOR MARGARET HOULIHAN
aka Hotlips

Played by Loretta Switt
233 episodes
(1972-1983)

CORPORAL WALTER EUGENE O'REILLY
aka Radar

Played by Gary Burghoff
152 episodes
(1972-1979)

1st LIEUTENANT FRANCIS JOHN PATRICK MULCAHY S.J.

Played by William Christopher
207 episodes
(1972-1983)

COLONEL SHERMAN TECUMSEH POTTER, M.D.

Played by Harry Morgan
178 episodes
(1975-1983)

CAPTAIN B.J. HUNNICUTT, M.D.

Played by Mike Farrell
178 episodes
(1975-1983)

CORPORAL MAXWELL Q. KLINGER

Played by Jamie Farr
210 episodes
(1972-1983)

MAJOR CHARLES EMERSON WINCHESTER III, B.S., M.D.

Played by David Ogden Stiers
130 episodes
(1977-1983)

MAJOR FRANKLIN DELANO MARION BURNS, M.D.
aka Ferret Face

Played by Larry Linville
116 episodes
(1972-1977)

CAPTAIN JOHN FRANCIS XAVIER McINTYRE, M.D,
aka Trapper

Played by Wayne Rogers
72 episodes
(1972-1975)

LIEUTENANT COLONEL HENRY BRAYMORE BLAKE, M.D.

Played by McLean Stevenson
70 episodes
(1972-1975)