Movies that reference other movies!
"I really want to play a character like [Link removed - login to see], you know, because I think the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own, you know, that they can relate to... "
"A blockbuster but quality. No mutants or maniacs. This is gonna be my [Link removed - login to see]."
"What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from [Link removed - login to see]. What's with you today?"
"I feel just like Julia Roberts in [Link removed - login to see]. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."
"My wife and I went to the movies the other day, we saw [Link removed - login to see]. While I'm watching it, I'm thinking 'This guy has taken some falls' you know."
"God... For a moment there, I thought I was in [Link removed - login to see]. I thought you were... Glenn Close, and I was gonna get home and find my pet rabbit in the stove."
"My childhood was like [Link removed - login to see], except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!"
"Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, you know our movie's better than [Link removed - login to see]!"
"Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of[Link removed - login to see]? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?"
"You know that one scene in [Link removed - login to see]... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like."
"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. [Link removed - login to see]. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!"
The Cable Guy
"He likes food and dreams and whispers... his favorite movie is [Link removed - login to see]."
"Okay, how ya doing? I'm Lloyd, and we're gonna watch the movie [Link removed - login to see]. I've never actually seen it, but I heard it's very good, it makes you happy, thats a good thing. It's about a group of older people who go to outer space... hope I didnt give anything away there."
"Yeah, and you know why she hates[Link removed - login to see]? 'Cause she said that the gopher looked too fake."
"It's raining oil. It's raining oil fellas. You ever see that movie [Link removed - login to see]? You've seen the movie Giant. James Dean, man."
"Then there's "[Link removed - login to see]" which I can't watch with this tubby motherf***er any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and s***."
"In [Link removed - login to see] he was everything rockabilly's about. I mean, he is rockabilly. Mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing except rockin' and rollin', living fast, dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse."
"And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to [Link removed - login to see]."
"I remember when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. [Link removed - login to see] with John Garfields. And whenever she would appear on the screen, Bill would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes."
"1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... [Link removed - login to see]. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch."
"I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then [Link removed - login to see] was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'"
"You'll always follow me. Never more than fifteen steps behind. And never stand too close together. I wanna be able to look behind me if the opportunity presents itself. And don't wear the same color suits. This isn't [Link removed - login to see]."
"[Link removed - login to see] is the I-ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
"[Link removed - login to see] baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off."-Cal
"Have you ever seen the movie [Link removed - login to see]? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have faith in you." - Tsa Agent
A Reference to the movie, Carrie!