Movies that reference other movies!

"I really want to play a character like [Link removed - login to see], you know, because I think the Hispanic people are crying out to see a deadly, destructive, killing machine that they can embrace as their own, you know, that they can relate to... "

Hector

"Did [Link removed - login to see]make any sense? Don't think so. And what about the sequel? What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?"

Bobby

"Did you see [Link removed - login to see] on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot!"

Jim

"A blockbuster but quality. No mutants or maniacs. This is gonna be my [Link removed - login to see]."

Harry

"You know, I should have played [Link removed - login to see]; I could have done without the wonderbra."

Jennifer

"What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from [Link removed - login to see]. What's with you today?"

A.J.

"I feel just like Julia Roberts in [Link removed - login to see]. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."

Laney

"He looks so big compared to you like Jessica Lange right next to [Link removed - login to see]."

Elaine

"You'd be better off calling the [Link removed - login to see] love."

Pest

"I'm like [Link removed - login to see]. What are you doing here at the forest with Shrek?"

John

"I haven't seen a walk like that since[Link removed - login to see]!"

Victor

"My wife and I went to the movies the other day, we saw [Link removed - login to see]. While I'm watching it, I'm thinking 'This guy has taken some falls' you know."

Jack

"God... For a moment there, I thought I was in [Link removed - login to see]. I thought you were... Glenn Close, and I was gonna get home and find my pet rabbit in the stove."

Charles

"My childhood was like [Link removed - login to see], except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!"

Brad

"Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, you know our movie's better than [Link removed - login to see]!"

JB

"Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of[Link removed - login to see]? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?"

Bruce

"Say it as if you were speaking to an old friend. Just like Bogie in [Link removed - login to see], "Here's looking at you, kid"

"You know that one scene in [Link removed - login to see]... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like."

Dale

"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. [Link removed - login to see]. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!"

The Cable Guy

"He likes food and dreams and whispers... his favorite movie is [Link removed - login to see]."

Hector 

"Okay, how ya doing? I'm Lloyd, and we're gonna watch the movie [Link removed - login to see]. I've never actually seen it, but I heard it's very good, it makes you happy, thats a good thing. It's about a group of older people who go to outer space... hope I didnt give anything away there."

Lloyd 

"Yeah, and you know why she hates[Link removed - login to see]? 'Cause she said that the gopher looked too fake."

Eddie

"It's raining oil. It's raining oil fellas. You ever see that movie [Link removed - login to see]? You've seen the movie Giant. James Dean, man."

Kruger

"Then there's "[Link removed - login to see]" which I can't watch with this tubby motherf***er any more, because everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and s***."

Jay

"In [Link removed - login to see] he was everything rockabilly's about. I mean, he is rockabilly. Mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing except rockin' and rollin', living fast, dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse."

Clarence

"And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to [Link removed - login to see]."

Alpa Chino

"I farted once on the set of [Link removed - login to see]"

Brooke Shields 

"I remember when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. [Link removed - login to see] with John Garfields. And whenever she would appear on the screen, Bill would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes."

"1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... [Link removed - login to see]. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch."

Wichita

"I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then [Link removed - login to see] was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'"

Juno 

"I made fun of [Link removed - login to see] so hard, it made some supergeek puke all over the counter. Where do we keep the mop and bucket so I can have Elias clean it up?"

Randal

"You'll always follow me. Never more than fifteen steps behind. And never stand too close together. I wanna be able to look behind me if the opportunity presents itself. And don't wear the same color suits. This isn't [Link removed - login to see]."

Eddie

"I just got [Link removed - login to see] on DVD. It's about a girl who's, like, half sushi. She must've had sex with a blowhole or something."

Jennifer 

"Shut it, [Link removed - login to see]! Do you want me to hole punch your face?"

Paul 

"Have fun being in [Link removed - login to see]!"

Erin 

"[Link removed - login to see] is the I-ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Joe

"Must I remind you of a little film called [Link removed - login to see]?"

Scott

"Ever since I saw [Link removed - login to see], I've dreamed about meeting you!"

-Clive 

"[Link removed - login to see] baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off."-Cal

""You ain't seen [Link removed - login to see]?"

-Danny 

"Have you ever seen the movie [Link removed - login to see]? He ran across the U.S. and he was pretty stupid. I have faith in you." - Tsa Agent

"I want Jake from [Link removed - login to see] waiting outside the church for me."-Olive

"What would it mean to you, that sentence: I haven't seen [Link removed - login to see] yet?"

-Rob

"You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw [Link removed - login to see], I can't get her out of my head."

"If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House [Link removed - login to see] style, or sneak in through the back door?
-Casey

"Your best night in 5 years is watching [Link removed - login to see] with Johnny Depp? You should be ashamed of yourself." - Sidney Fife

(Licking blood) "Mmmm... corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in Carrie.
-Billy Loomis

"I'll go to my prom, the kids will probably throw pigs blood at me"
A Reference to the movie, Carrie!