Added by Seaworth on 8 Sep 2009 10:48

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8.7

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Gollum

My precious...
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Stupid, fat hobbit!
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Sneaky little hobbitses.
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What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
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The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeet.
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Pretty little fly. Why does he cry? Caught in a web. Soon he'll be... eaten.

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6465

6.5

6.9

The Mask (1994)

The Mask

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
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Ooh, somebody stop me!
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It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!

Seaworth's rating:

9478

7.9

8.8

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump

Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.
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Lieutenant Dan!

Seaworth's rating:

7834

8.3

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Joker

Why so serious?
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Let's put a smile on that face!
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Wanna know how I got these scars?

Seaworth's rating:

1341

7.2

Dr. No (1962)

James Bond

Bond. James Bond.
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Shaken, not stirred.
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Never on the firms time sir.

5455

7.4

8.1

The Terminator

The Terminator

I'll be back.
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Fuck you, asshole.
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I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle.
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Uzi 9mm.

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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

6043

8.1

8.7

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back...

Yoda

You will be. You will be.
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No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
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Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

9655

7.6

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl...

Cap'n Jack Sparrow

Savvy?
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You forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
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"And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.

Seaworth's rating:

1414

5.9

6.6

Crocodile Dundee (1986)

Mick Dundee (and Australians)

G'day mate.
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I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie.
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That's not a knife.

Seaworth's rating:

6463

8.6

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Darth Vader

No...I am your father!
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Leave that to me.
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If only you knew the power of the dark side!
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Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival.
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Don't make me destroy you.

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

3601

6.4

7.3

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan... (2006)

Borat Sagdiyev

Jagshemash!
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I like!
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Is nice.
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Wawaweewa!

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Once in a while, a character with a very distinctive voice or accent will throw out a few delightful catchphrases; so every Joe Bootlick and Eddie Punchclock
gets it into their mind that they are an impressionist!

Sometimes this can be hysterical, entertaining and ice-breaking but also extremely annoying when an untalent tries it!

Here are the most prominent examples of characters I have heard butchered by someone who has no manipulation over their own voice at all!