Can’t jump over the flagpole.
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Zombies take over Midwestern town.
Nemesis has no social skills.
Zombie shark’s gonna eat you.
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Kill everything without wearing pants.
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Zeus is such a choad.
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Ryu wins, but doesn’t care.
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Dracula can’t take a hint.
It’s dangerous to go alone!
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Sephiroth kills Aerith; everybody cry.
Princess rescued within the hour.
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Not another effing Flood level!
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Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka.
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Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka Wakka.
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Shiba Inu rules the world.
What’s this side-scrolling shit?
Street Fighter, but with monsters.
Quit gettin’ naked around zombies!
Apes love insane barrel cannons.
Robot on my back, what?
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Chainsaw bayonet never gums up.
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Put down flashlight to shoot.
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Pooka, Fygar meet pump, explode.
Mouthy Ottsel never shuts up.
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Snake! What happened? Snake! SNAAAAAKE!
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I feel asleep!! Punch, punch.
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What the hell’s a “book?”
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Just a series of tubes.
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That chipmunk’s got an apple!
Muddy wrestler-girls look naked.
Needs more pockets than this.
Updates clog Facebook’s news feed.
A man chooses; I obey.
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Eavesdropping on conversations gets boring.
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Quit calling me about TEETEES!
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Hey, that’s not Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Suddenly, covering fire is important.
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Dr. Salvador wants your head.
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Robots know the best puzzles.
Shut your stupid mouth, Otis.
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This Mako has amazing suspension.
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Jason! Jaaason! JASON! Jason! Jaaason!
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Torpedo in mouth; now what?