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"So presumably what they didn't want to do was to make Paul Blart: Mall Cop for teenagers. So bear in mind that Observe and Report is not Paul Blart: Mall Cop, so Seth Rogen play a charter who's a mall cop, like Paul Blart, he's useless and pudgy, like Paul Blart, he has a condition which requires medication, like Paul Blart, he has a crush on the girl at the mall, like Paul Blart, he dreams of firing a gun, like Paul Blart, but like Paul Blart he can't actually have a gun, there is a crime happening in the mall like in Paul Blart: Mall Cop, solving it will be his redemption like in Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and although everyone will laugh at him on the way like in Paul Blart: Mall Cop, he will end up trying like Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
Michael M's rating:
"Had little bit of kick, it didn't matter, bunch of hairy guys, big horns, STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP, UG UG UG STOMP STOMP, zzzzz, little bit of a snore, little bit of a think, worry about did I leave the gas on, wake up of what's happening, STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP HORNS HORNS HORNS STOMP STOMP, you what I'll go out to the toilet, come back in again, what's happening, STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP HORNS HORNS UHH UHH UHH..."
"TURN THE LIGHT ON!!! I KNOW IT'S A DARK...for heaven's sake Ron, just get a spotlight."
Michael M's rating:
"If I was a GP, and somebody walked into my surgery and pitched Revolver, I would reach for the medicine cabinet, I would immediately prescribe you know, electroshock therapy and leaches, I would have men in white coats take them away, I would take away their shoes..."
"I feel sorry for Guy Ritchie, because I can wake up tomorrow morning and think, I didn't make that film, but he has to wake up tomorrow morning and think, I made Revolver, he's going to walk down the street and there will be an advert for it and he's going to think, I did that, it came out of my head..."
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Here's what I think happened with the lighting thing, I think Christian Bale was on set and somebody moved a light, and he just suddenly went, I've woken up, I'm..I'm in a movie directed by McG, I'm..I'm in Charlie's Angels 3! One minute I was considered one of the great acting talents of the generation and suddenly it's like that thing, suddenly you've waken up naked in your maths exam, you know everyone has that right..."
"If you exist, in the region of people who have not yet fallen for the Big Momma spell, outside of the all people, in all times, in all ages, anywhere ever, this is the film for you."
"Here's what I did for my stag night, I took myself to a cinema in London to watch the 70 mm print of The Exorcist and went home and had an early night, and do you know what, one of the best nights of my life, loved it."
Michael M's rating:
New Year's Eve (2011)
"It's a movie so bad that even stupid people will hate it."
"This is like swimming in a sewer, and not in a good way."
So tell us Mark, what's this good way of swimming in a sewer?
3 Days To Kill (2014)
"Good nuts and good bolts."
Playing for Keeps (2012)
"Gerard Butler however is the talk of the town, all the women want to be with him, and the women are Catherine Zeta Jones, Judy Greer and Una Thurman, glamorous women, but the minute they set their eyes on Gerard Butler oooohhh, that's it, they're falling over themselves to be with him. The local men all want to be him, spectacularly Dennis Quaid who is this businessman who's desperate to get Gerard to be his friend. Meanwhile all the kids want him to teach them how to play football."
"Don't like him, no he's very bad, very bad man, very bad man over there. Over here! Over here, mullety haired, loud, shouty person, running around on the football pitch, being a little bit rebellious. Like him! Like him! Go for him."
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