British Comedy: Carry On...

Years: 1958-1978
Genre: Comedy
Written by: Talbot Rothwell, Dave Freeman,
Norman Hudis, Sid Colin, Sidney Green,
Richard Hills, John Antrobus, Eric Barker,
Jack Beale, Patrick Cargill, Anthony Church,
R.F. Delderfield, George Evans, Lance Peters,
David Pursall, Jack Seddon, Brock Williams,
Lawrie Wyman
Stars: Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims
Films: 30*
Film Average: 6.867

BEST FILMS:
Carry on Cabby (1963), Carry on Spying (1964)

*not including Carry on Columbus (1992)

CARRY ON SERGEANT

Released: 15 August 1958
(84 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Norman Hudis, R.F. Delderfield, John Antrobus
Core Members: Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey,
Hattie Jacques, Terry Scott

A newly wed is called up for National Service, a hypochondriac catches the eye of a NAAFI girl, and the sergeant makes a bet about his last ever platoon.

"Blimey! You're just a heap of chits!"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON NURSE

Released: 27 March 1959
(86 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Norman Hudis, Jack Beale, Patrick Cargill
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams,
Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques, Marianne Stone, Leslie Phillips,
Bernard Bresslaw (feet only)

A variety of ailments fill up a men's ward, a probationary nurse keeps making mistakes, and laughing gas delays a delayed operation.

"Oh! Yes, Colonel. Many times. But never... with a daffodil."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON TEACHER

Released: 28 August 1959
(86 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Norman Hudis
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams,
Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques, Leslie Phillips

The acting headmaster has his eye on another job, two inspectors visit to see how the school is performing, and a bout of pranks put the staff on edge.

"They've taken the pea."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON CONSTABLE

Released: 26 February 1960
(86 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Norman Hudis, Brock Williams
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams, Sid James, Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques, Leslie Phillips,
Marianne Stone (voice only)

A flu epidemic hits the station, three bumbling recruits are brought in, and romance soon mixes with misadventure.

"Well, I mean, er, you have such an arresting face, sir."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

CARRY ON REGARDLESS

Released: 7 April 1961
(90 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas, Ralph Thomas
Written by: Norman Hudis
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques

There are no decent jobs at the labour exchange, word gets around about a new employment agency, and a series of mess-ups and mix-ups soon follow.

"And I don't like helping-yourself hands."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

CARRY ON CRUISING

Released: 13 April 1962
(89 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas, Ralph Thomas
Written by: Norman Hudis, Eric Barker
Core Members: Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams, Sid James

The captain's unhappy when some of his crew are replaced at short notice, a pretty passenger searches for romance, and the ship's shy doctor can't seem to find the words.

"Would you like to er... poop up the pop deck with me?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON CABBY

Released: 7 June 1963
(91 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell, Sidney Green, Richard Hills
Core Members: Kenneth Connor, Sid James, Charles Hawtrey,
Hattie Jacques, Jim Dale

A workaholic taxi boss neglects his wife, there's threat of union involvement when there's an unsuitable replacement for a sick driver, and a rival fleet threatens to take all the business.

"Even when we do get a chance to talk, it's cabs, cabs, cabs. He can't even get into bed without saying 'Where to?'"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

CARRY ON JACK

Released: 29 November 1963
(91 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell, Sidney Green, Richard Hills
Core Members: Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey,
Marianne Stone, Jim Dale

A Midshipman gets a knock on the head, a young woman tries to stowaway to Spain, and there's a mutiny when the captain gives the order to run away.

"What's going on? What's all this jigging in the rigging?"

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

CARRY ON SPYING

Released: 19 June 1964
(87 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell, Sid Colin
Core Members: Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey,
Barbara Windsor, Jim Dale

No experienced agents are available when a top secret formula is stolen, the last resort and three trainees are called into action, and the contact agent soon falls foul of their inexperience.

"Oh, Mr. Simkins, that was wonderful. I'm sure I'll never get my draws off as slick as that."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

CARRY ON CLEO

Released: 20 November 1964
(92 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell, William Shakespeare
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Charles Hawtrey, Jim Dale

There are mixed fortunes when two Britons are put up for auction, an unlikely hero becomes Caesar's bodyguard, and Mark Antony is sent to Egypt to persuade Cleopatra to give up her throne,

"Treachery! Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in-for-me!"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

CARRY ON COWBOY

Released: 26 November 1965
(93 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Jim Dale

Stodge City gets taken over by a gang led by The Rumpo Kid, news of hope comes from Washington, and a girl arrives in town looking for revenge.

"Name's Earp. Albert Earp, without the 'tw'."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

CARRY ON SCREAMING!

Released: 19 August 1966
(97 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Marianne Stone, Jim Dale

A sixth woman goes missing from the woods, two detectives try to work out whether there's a connection, and mysterious things are happening at an old rest home.

"We're investigating a barefoot robbery... Are you sure those are your feet?"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD

Released: 16 December 1966
(90 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Charles Hawtrey, Marianne Stone, Jim Dale

The French aristocracy are being beheaded, two English noblemen decide to intervene, and the Secret Police have difficulty recognising The Black Fingernail.

"By this time tomorrow, the Duc of Pommfrit will have had his chips."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

FOLLOW THAT CAMEL

Released: 22 September 1967
(95 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Jim Dale

Rivals in love clash on the cricket pitch, a destroyed reputation leads to the French Foreign legion, and the secrets of a deceitful sergeant prove useful.

"Ah, Egyot. Land of mystery. Home of the mighty fairies."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

CARRY ON DOCTOR

Released: 15 December 1967
(94 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor,
Hattie Jacques, Marianne Stone, Jim Dale

A faith healer thinks he's going to die, a young nurse arrives at the hospital with the intention of declaring her love, and a doctor's forced to resign after taking to the roof.

"Oh, no you don't. Oh, I saw that film."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON... UP THE KHYBER

Released: 28 November 1968
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Terry Scott

A soldier is found to be wearing underpants under his kilt, an embarrassing photograph is used in the pursuit of passion, and the Governor enjoys the righting of a wrong.

"Poor old Will! Why do they always fire at him?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

CARRY ON CAMPING

Released: 30 May 1969
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor,
Hattie Jacques, Terry Scott

An uncomfortable night at the pictures leads to a trip to a nudist camp, a reluctant husband gets dragged on yet another camping holiday, and the arrival of a group of young women soon sets pulses racing.

"But I've not aroused your doormat ration..."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON AGAIN DOCTOR

Released: 5 December 1969
(89 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor, Hattie Jacques,
Patsy Rowlands, Jim Dale

A doctor meets the woman of his dreams, a series of accidents leads to a desert island, and a witch doctor holds the key to success.

"Sir, I do not object to jiggery, but I do take exception to pokery."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

TELEVISION SPECIAL

CARRY ON CHRISTMAS

Broadcast: 24 December 1969
(50 minutes)
Directed by: Ronnie Baxter
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Peter Butterworth, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw,
Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor, Hattie Jacques, Terry Scott

Count Dracula helps Frank N. Stein bring his monster to life, a poet can't afford to elope with his true love, and Cinderella owes Scrooge rent.

"Old bag? I am a fairy. We've done all the jokes, so you can shut your cake-hole."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

CARRY ON UP THE JUNGLE

Released: March 1970
(89 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Sid James,
Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Terry Scott

An ornitholgist travels to Africa to find the Oozium bird, a lady in search of her lost son finances the expedition, and a beautiful tribe come to the rescue when all seems lost.

"Ah, that would be the vindscreen viper, quite harmless."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON LOVING

Released: 21 September 1970
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey,
Hattie Jacques, Patsy Rowlands, Terry Scott

A dating agency claims that their computer can match lonely hearts, a marriage guidance counsellor is told that he must find a wife, and a model accidentally meets a model-maker.

"Cooking fat?"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

TELEVISION SPECIAL

CARRY ON AGAIN CHRISTMAS

Broadcast: 24 December 1970
(50 minutes)
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Sid Colin, Dave Freeman
Core Members: Kenneth Connor, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw,
Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor, Terry Scott

The news of Flint's death spreads, Jim Hawkins reveals the location of a map, and a ship sets sail to retrieve the lost treasure.

"Arrr, it is old Blind Pew. Let's get in the tavern before he sees us."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

CARRY ON HENRY

Released: February 1971
(89 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Kenneth Williams, Sid James, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor,
Patsy Rowlands, Terry Scott

Garlic ruins the King's wedding night, a confession's needed for an unexplained pregnancy, and an Earl's daughter is just one of many complications.

"I am the King, with a proud family motto to uphold. Non crapito suum januum. Never spit on your own doorstep. "

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

CARRY ON AT YOUR CONVENIENCE

Released: 10 December 1971
(90 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Williams, Sid James,
Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Hattie Jacques,
Marianne Stone, Patsy Rowlands

The union rep keeps calling the workers out on strike, the factory owner objects to bidet production, and the foreman gets racing tips from an unlikely source.

"There was a young fellow called Reg, who went with a girl in a hedge.
When along came his wife, with a big carving knife.
And cut off his meat and two veg."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

CARRY ON MATRON

Released: 19 May 1972
(87 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Barbara Windsor,
Jack Douglas, Hattie Jacques, Patsy Rowlands, Terry Scott

A criminal gang plans to steal contraceptive pills, the registrar thinks he's turning into a woman, and an overdue mother seems more interested in eating than giving birth.

"Fish cakes? Ever since she got pregnant, she's had this craving for fish cakes. Even in the middle of the ruddy night. Do you know, she must have polished off thousands of 'em. I'll tell you one thing, if ever this child gets born, it's going to be smothered in breadcrumbs."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON ABROAD

Released: 15 December 1972
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Kenneth Williams, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey,
Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas, Hattie Jacques, Patsy Rowlands

A wife spoils her husband's holiday plans, the manager seems oblivious to the state of his hotel, and a pretty girl falls for a monk.

"Choice? Of course you having choices. You can have sausage and chippings, sausage and beans, or beans and chippings. That's choices."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

TELEVISION SPECIAL

CARRY ON CHRISTMAS

CARRY ON STUFFING
Broadcast: 20 December 1972
(50 minutes)
Directed by: Ronnie Baxter
Written by: Dave Freeman, Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas, Hattie Jacques

There's disappointment in the Garden of Eden, Sir Henry soon regrets an important decision, and Aladdin takes a trip to the underworld.

"My instrument, ma'am. When you raise it up... in the air, once can tell from its angle... one's exact position."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

CARRY ON GIRLS

Released: 9 November 1973
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas,
Marianne Stone, Patsy Rowlands

The town of Fircombe needs a new way to attract tourists, the idea of a beauty contest is forced through at a meeting, and a feminist councillor organises a protest against the event.

"I knew it. Chaperone?! You and a bunch of beauty queens? It's like asking Dracula to be in charge of a blood bank!"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

TELEVISION SPECIAL

CARRY ON CHRISTMAS

Broadcast: 24 December 1973
(50 minutes)
Directed by: Ronald Fouracre
Written by: Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas

A caveman wins a booby prize, two mademoiselles find themselves up at the front during World War I, and Robin Hood gives it to the rich.

"We haven't got any privates, they were all cut off in the last attack."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

CARRY ON DICK

Released: 12 July 1974
(91 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Talbot Rothwell, Lawrie Wyman, George Evans
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Kenneth Williams, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw, Barbara Windsor,
Jack Douglas, Hattie Jacques, Marianne Stone, Patsy Rowlands

The Bow Street Runners are created to fight back against highway robbery, Big Dick Turpin manages to evade capture, and information about a birthmark provides a clue.

"That's not a blasted oak, it's a bloody yew."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

Year: 1975
Broadcaster: ITV (ATV)
Genre: Comedy
Written by: Dave Freeman, Lew Schwarz
Barry Cryer, Dick Vosburgh
Stars: Jack Douglas, Kenneth Connor
Episodes: 13
Episode Average: 6.077

BEST EPISODE:
The Case of the Screaming Winkles (1975)

SERIES ONE

(1975)
6 episodes
Series Score: 35
Episode Average: 5.83
Perfect 10's: 0

S1E1

THE PRISONER OF SPENDA

Originally broadcast: 4 January 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Dave Freeman
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas

The Crown Prince is imprisoned to prevent him claiming the throne, plans to use a double instead are dealt a blow, and a newlywed must take his place.

"Stop him! Those beautiful flowers! I arranged them myself. Stop him! Stop him!"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E2

THE BARON OUTLOOK

Originally broadcast: 11 January 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Dave Freeman
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Sid James, Barbara Windsor

A knight and his female page switch places, an apothecary works out how to turn lead into gold, and an inspector visits a remote and rundown castle.

"I loved a knight who was brave and bold,
And he a bought me a bracelet of shining gold,
But when it rained then its colour changed,
And now everyone's calling me Greensleeves."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E3

THE SOBBING CAVALIER

Originally broadcast: 18 January 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Dave Freeman
Core Members: Joan Sims, Peter Butterworth, Sid James,
Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas

A Royalist receives warnings about taking sides, his brother-in-law goes away to fight, and Cromwell seek refuge at the house after burning down the local tavern.

"By heck, that was close! You nearly had us hung, drawn and fumigated."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S1E4

ORGY AND BESS

Originally broadcast: 25 January 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Barry Cryer, Dick Vosburgh
Core Members: Kenneth Connor, Sid James, Barbara Windsor,
Jack Douglas, Hattie Jacques

The Queen tries to avoid war by asking Sir Francis Drake for help, King Philip of Spain declares his love, and Lord Essex schemes to maintain favour.

"Look here, when I play the Queen, don't trumpet."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E5

ONE IN THE EYE FOR HAROLD

Originally broadcast: 1 February 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Lew Schwarz
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Jack Douglas

Harold sends for a new secret weapon, two French agents are sent to intercept the delivery, and an old hag tries her hand at seduction.

"Not that sort of going, you monkish nut!"

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S1E6

THE NINE OLD COBBLERS

Originally broadcast: 8 February 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Dave Freeman
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Barbara Windsor,
Jack Douglas, Patsy Rowlands

Lord Peter Flimsy receives knickers in a telegram, a murder at the village hall is investigated, and the car comes under attack from a saboteur.

"And I think they are succeeding. Will you take the wheel, milord?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

SERIES TWO

(1975)
7 episodes
Series Score: 44
Episode Average: 6.29
Perfect 10's:

S2E1

UNDER THE ROUND TABLE

Originally broadcast: 26 October 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Lew Schwarz
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Bernard Bresslaw, Jack Douglas

The knights gather for a meeting, a challenge from the Black Knight is accepted, and Merlin helps to plot against clean living.

"Sir Osis of the Liver."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S2E2

THE CASE OF THE SCREAMING WINKLES

Originally broadcast: 2 November 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Dave Freeman
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor,
Peter Butterworth, Jack Douglas

A missing telegram is to be ignored, there's arsenic in the winkles, and scribbled poems appear to be clues.

"Clanger... Clanger... That does ring a bell."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S2E3

AND IN MY LADY'S CHAMBER

Originally broadcast: 9 November 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Lew Schwarz
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth, Bernard Bresslaw, Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas

There's news upstairs about a returning son, there are problems downstairs with disappearing champagne, and a threat to whistle-blow leads to plotting.

"Go and teach your granny to milk ducks!"

HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 3

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S2E4

SHORT KNIGHT, LONG DAZE

Originally broadcast: 16 November 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Lew Schwarz
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Bernard Bresslaw, Jack Douglas

There's no money left in the coffers, there's little help from the north, and Merlin is called upon for a jousting tournament.

"The call me the boil doctor."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E5

THE CASE OF THE COUGHING PARROT

Originally broadcast: 23 November 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Dave Freeman
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor,
Peter Butterworth, Jack Douglas

A body's found in King Ramitupem's sarcophagus, a professor's reported missing, and a hat contains a mysterious clue.

"Nicky Docker, the Deauville door knocker nicker."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E6

WHO NEED KITCHENER?

Originally broadcast: 30 November 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Lew Schwarz
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Bernard Bresslaw,
Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas

Not everybody's keen on going to war, a new footman seems a little strange, and a former fiancé returns expecting marriage.

"Down with trousers! Up with skirts!"

HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 4

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S2E7

LAMP-POSTS OF THE EMPIRE

Originally broadcast: 7 December 1975
Directed by: Alan Tarrant
Written by: Lew Schwarz
Core Members: Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth, Bernard Bresslaw,
Barbara Windsor, Jack Douglas

A geographical society decide to look for a lost explorer, a disagreement has resulted in an embarrassing appendage, and a magic show's put on for the local witch doctor.

"Ah, Dr. Pavingstone, I presume."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

CARRY ON BEHIND

Released: 19 December 1975
(90 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Dave Freeman
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Kenneth Williams, Bernard Bresslaw, Jack Douglas, Marianne Stone,
Patsy Rowlands

An archaeologist and his team head for a dig behind a caravan site, pretty campers attract the attention of two married men on a fishing trip, and an escaped mynah bird leads to reports of a peeping tom.

"Is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

CARRY ON ENGLAND

Released: 31 October 1976
(89 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: David Pursall, Jack Seddon
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor,
Peter Butterworth, Jack Douglas

A captain is put in charge of an experimental air defence base, the troops have more interest in each other than the enemy, and the delivery of a new gun hits a snag.

"You is covered in shh... something distasteful."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

THAT'S CARRY ON!

Released: November 1977
(95 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Anthony Church, Sid Colin, Dave Freeman,
Norman Hudis, Talbot Rothwell
Core Members: Kenneth Williams, Barbara Windsor

A compilation of clips from 28 Carry On films.

"My reputation will be in ruins if this goes on much longer."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

CARRY ON EMMANNUELLE

Released: 24 November 1978
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Gerald Thomas
Written by: Lance Peters
Core Members: Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor, Peter Butterworth,
Kenneth Williams, Jack Douglas

The French ambassador isn't interested in his wife, sexual frustration leads to more than a string of affairs, and an obsessed Concorde passenger looks for revenge.

"You're just like your father. He went off with some slip of a girl and he never got my permission, either."

HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 0
TOTAL: 1