7 Disappointing Movies That Should Have Been Great
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Death Proof (2007)
What We Thought Before: Quentin Tarantino and Kurt Russell are making a car chase movie? And this one looks to be fully embracing Tarantinoās love for exploitation and slasher flicks, which means heās making an unabashed genre movie with old-fashioned titles and everything. Thereās a seemingly endless line of pretty girls starring in this one, too, which isnāt anything to complain about. Iām totally in!
What We Got: A surprisingly long-winded talkfest that perfectly showcases how Tarantinoās dialogue might actually grate on an audienceās patience. Women seem to natter on endlessly with stories that arenāt at all interesting to somebody who wasnāt there with them when they happened. I mean, thereās one story about a girl falling in a ditch, for Godās sake. And thereās not enough Kurt Russell.
What They Should Have Done: Tarantino needed to discipline himself somewhat and make this thing more plainly fun. The action scenes are fantastic, but even for somebody who loves listening to the directorās characters just talking to one another, the conversations here just arenāt that enjoyable to listen in on. Less talk, more action.
Redeeming Features: Well, arguably the best car chase of the 21st century.
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What We Thought Before: Given the huge success that was Jurassic Park, who wouldnāt want Spielberg to return for another slice of dinosaur-based mayhem? And with Jeff Goldblum ā definitely the original filmās best and most enjoyable character ā in the lead? Yes please.
What We Got: Something that feels like itās trying to be a Steven Spielberg film by somebody who isnāt Steven Spielberg. A surprisingly hollow affair from the sentimental master, devoid of the magic that surrounded the original. There are some good sequences, but thereās nothing here that wasnāt done better in the first film, making this sequel utterly pointless in every way. Even Jeff Goldblum canāt bring some spark to the material, his character having been greatly reduced of its charisma and fun and swapped for that of the straight man. Oh, and that f*cking scene where that kid gymnastic-kicks a velociraptor is absolutely the worst.
What They Should Have Done: Developed its characters more, essentially bringing something to this movie that even the original lacked. That way, even when the SFX sequences donāt astound the second time round, the movie would have the depth of story that would make it a worthwhile entry.
Redeeming Features: The RV suspended over the cliff is one of Spielbergās best ever set-pieces. And itās fun to see a T-Rex stalking the mainland for a bit, isnāt it?
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The Beach (2000)
What We Thought Before: Alex Garlandās perfect meditation on backpacker culture is ripe for cinematic adaptation, given that the novelās writing style reads like that of a screenplay and the man himself admitted to being far more influenced by movies than books. With Danny Boyle at the helm (who made two of the best British films of the 90s), theyāve hired a director who can actually get to the heart of the material. It canāt possibly fail.
What We Got: A complete misreading of the source material, with a ham-fisted ending that utterly defies the point of the entire book. The first twenty minutes are great in their attempt to capture the tone of the book, but after that the movie descends into a horrible mediocrity. Why remove the darker aspects of the novel? And though Leonardo DiCaprio is alright as protagonist Richard, the character was unabashedly English in the book ā having an American in the lead just doesnāt feel right.
What They Should Have Done: Stuck to the much better source material, which basically serves as an in-depth blueprint for a great film adaptation. Barely anything needed to be changed.
Redeeming Features: There are a few inspired casting choices, especially with Robert Carlyle as mad Scotsman Daffy Duck.
Killing Them Softly (2012)
What We Thought Before: A modern gangster pic with Brad Pitt taking the inspired lead as a charismatic mob fixer. Whatās not to like? And with Andrew Dominik ā who made the brilliant The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford - behind the camera, this thing is sure to knock it outta the park.
What We Got: Though itās beautifully shot and acted, the film never comes together after the first hour, and insists on ham-fisted political intercuts that donāt fit with the material as seamlessly as the director thinks they do. Thereās also a lack of drama, given that Pittās character is never required to exhume much energy. Ultimately, itās a little dull and a little boring, especially when the characters seem to talk and talk and said scenes seem to go on and on and on. The plot, too, is extremely slight.
What They Should Have Done: Got rid of the unnecessary political avenue and emphasised the filmās inherent Martin Scorseseness. Cut down some of the longer scenes that have you checking your watch.
Redeeming Features: A spectacular opening twenty minutes, with a seriously tense and well-executed heist sequence. There were some great comic moments, too, though few and far between. The last line packs a punch, too.
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Prometheus (2012)
What We Thought Before: When the trailer for Prometheus hit the web, nobody could quite believe what they were seeing: it appeared as though the greatest sci-fi film ever had been created out of nowhere. And Ridley Scott back in the film genre he helped define in the 70s and 80s? Michael Fassbender playing an android? A film that looks to be both beautifully-detailed and intelligent-crafted? Oh My God.
What We Got: A fair and enjoyable space thriller that failed to explore its story with any intelligence. Prometheus shoots itself in the foot as it repeatedly chooses to ask questions it never even attempts to answer (Damon Lindleof, weāre sure thatās all you). And there are plot holes all over the place, not to mention a whole host of characters acting as if they donāt have a brain cell between them.
What They Should Have Done: Spent more time on the script. Picture how mind-blowing Prometheus could have been if the writing matched its awesome visuals. Failing that, get a time machine, go back and un-hire Damon Lindleof.
Redeeming Features: A visual masterpiece in every sense. The set design, costumes and SFX are genuinely superior.
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What We Thought Before: What a great idea! Will Smith - playing an invincible superhero who doesnāt give a shit about humanity and just wants to laze about all day and drink ā must be rehabilitated by PR guy Jason Bateman. The potential for great action sequences, comedy moments and plain old fun are endless. Get me a ticket to this thing.
What We Got: Tone-confused and nasty, Hancock completely fails to realise the potential of its premise and instead shifts itself into bizarre plot-twist territory that only serves to spoil the fun. Will Smith even lacks his usual charisma due to a script that refuses to play ball with its actors. And although it starts out better than it ends up, Peter Bergās film never feels comfortable with itself. Hereās to the brilliant anti-superhero movie that never was.
What They Should Have Done: Settled on a tone and simply made it funnier. Itās rare that a Will Smith vehicle will make you feel so down in the dumps, but Hancock emerged as the feel bad movie of the year.
Redeeming Features: Jason Bateman, likable as always.
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What We Thought Before: Michael Mann doing a period gangster movie? With Johnny Depp playing John Dillinger? And Christian Bale as the obsessed agent on his tail? What could possibly go wrong?
What We Got: A somewhat boring, middling picture lacking an emotional heart and well-defined drama. The actors are taking the material dead seriously, but both Johnny Depp and Christian Bale come across as rather vague and unlikable. Mannās decision to shoot in digital and HD is also ill-judged: the feeling of the 1930s is completely lost as a result. Even the action sequences seem un-Mann like. What should have been riveting, pulse-quickening entertainment is surprisingly mediocre despite its ambitious attempt to capture Dillingerās life. So much so that it ultimately feelsā¦ well, pointless.
What They Should Have Done: Tightened the drama and found better emotional cues for Deppās character. And Mann really should have shot this thing on film. Dillinger would have been better being more charismatic and not so bloody brooding. There are only so many handsome/melancholic Johnny Depp moments you can take in one movie.
Redeeming Features: Steven Graham is very good as Baby Face Nelson.
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Which sure-to-be-brilliant movies disappointed you immensely upon their release? Which ones have been missed out?
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