One Million Years B.C. (1966)

One Million Years BC

“Some of the dopiest material ever committed to celluloid is found in One Million Years BC. There’s the gaggle of seductive cave woman, all big 60s mod hairstyles and fur bikinis without a speck of dirt or sweat upon their bodies, and the images of men outrunning gigantic iguanas and land roaming sea turtles. There’s a moment in a ritual where one of these cave dwelling honeys starts to go-go dance, honest to god, she starts gyrating like it’s an episode of Shindig!   What does it all add up to? Nothing much as it is merely a 90-minute kitsch fest with Ray Harryhausen’s stop-motion dinosaurs and Raquel Welch wandering around like the hottest babe on the volcanic planet. Perhaps that climatic volcanic explosion is merely the earth’s natural reaction to seeing her panting and al” read more