House of the Dead (2003)
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What an insightful observation. It made me realize how crappy a director Uwe Boll really is. He completely shattered my favorite video game with his lower than low film adaptation. Not only is there no show of Dr. Curien in the film (his use of the name as the protagonist's last name does NOT count), but there is also NO mansion, fat chainsaw-wieldi... read more
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The film is not so bad after all. The plot is about some guys and girl who have to reach an isle - isla de la muerte - for a rave party. The spirits/zombies (the two type of evil forces are a bit mixed in this movie) have killed everyone yet when the group arrives. A lot of zombies, several deads, a story of a pirate-scientist. Ah, and these zombies are ver... read more
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" Uwe Boll again! This time with a film that is so bad that it is almost good. Just almost. It's hard to write anything concrete about it. It's just so ridiculous. I'll let this dialogue speak for itself. Rudy: "You did all this to become immortal. Why?" Castillo: "To live forever!" "

"When: April 4th-5th First-Time Viewing: Yes. How: DVD from the library. What'd I Think?: Completely devoid in every way shape and form of anything even remotely resembling art. My Rating: 1/10 Other Notes: I watched the horrendously awful "Director's Cut." Seriously, this was annoying, and tedious and probably more unfunny than if the film had just played out, which proves the only thing Uwe Boll does worse than horror is intentional comedy."

"The action is awful, and the dialogue is atrocities, the effects are worse than worthless, the acting wooden and the plot incomprehensible, this is a pathetic mess, and is inexcusably artless."