Added by Ueno_Station54 on 30 Jun 2013 10:43

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1183

6.4

6.6

The Expendables 2

Perhaps the worst dialogue ever put to film featuring actors who seem like they don't even want to be in the same room together. What a disaster.

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151

4.2

Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)

The worst Hellraiser film by far that fails because it has every single trait of a bad horror film from the 2000's and is even more offensive by shitting on the Hellraiser mythology more than any other film in the series.

Ueno_Station54's rating:

647

6.5

[Rec] 2

[REC] is one of the great modern horror films so I was very excited for the sequel. Unfortunately what we received is a seemingly random and totally ridiculous series of events that immediately disregards everything we've learned of the story from the first film. Watching this is like a workshop on how to take a film in the wrong direction as frequently and successfully as possible.

Ueno_Station54's rating:

305

4.5

Day of the Dead (2008)

I know a remake of a classic horror film is obviously going to be bad but I was not prepared for this level of ineptitude. This is probably one of the most useless films ever created. Also, Nick Cannon.

Ueno_Station54's rating:

2390

6.3

7.2

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

50% of the movie is in slow-motion and 100% of the movie is a waste of time. I felt like Jesus watching this.

Ueno_Station54's rating:

4.8

6.3

I Am Keiko

Without a doubt one of the most frustrating experiences I've ever had. Sion Sono is my favourite filmmaker so this being one of the most tedious and poorly conceived movies to ever exist was very disappointing.

Ueno_Station54's rating:

4.1

Scarce (2008)

I was genuinely depressed after watching this. Not because of any emotional content. Just because of witnessing how truly bad a film could be.

Ueno_Station54's rating:

2.5

Dead Clowns (2004)

The title gives you the entire story, literally. Dead clowns show up and kill everyone. That's it. There's barely even dialogue and it looks like it was filmed on a home camera and isn't in the "found footage" genre.

Ueno_Station54's rating:

5.5

Ido

This is it. The absolute most painful, frustrating, nonsensical piece of crap ever put to film. I'm usually a fan of bizarre, fucked-up movies but this film is just ridiculous. There is no plot, none at all. This film is just frustratingly dumb things happening for no reason whatsoever. Usually I would give credit to a film that does so many things I've never seen before but, sometimes there's a reason no one has ever done something.

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I very rarely give a movie a 0.5/5. Regardless how bad a movie is I will usually give it at least a 1. The 0.5 rating is reserved for a movie that is terrible to the point I want to violently smash my computer. These are they.