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Added by shotswerefired on 25 Dec 2016 03:29
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Schoolgirls I Would Like Sessions With

The girls at my school wore short skirts which left nothing to the imagination, just the way I liked it. Although I dislike the concept of uniform and what it stands for, a girl's level of attractiveness attired in them increases tenfold for some reason. I could only think the one who implemented the rule must've been a guy.

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She need not have a wand to cast a spell on me, her physical appearance is already enough to have me entranced. I actually have my own magic wand for her that she can play with. She needs to be gentle with it though, if she's not careful a stray projectile could be fired at any given moment. And we don't want that do we my dear? We want to harness and draw out as much energy from it without taking her eye out in the process. Only her soft gentle hands can unleash the full force and power behind it.

Akane was probably the first realistic character I've ever encountered on tv or on any medium for that matter. In fact, she is even more real and authentic than some of the people I've met in my life. It takes a lot to make me really feel for a character. But her happiness, her anger, her pain - are all highly palpable. She also has a very memorable voice too; tender, sweet and succulent. She can read the telephone book and make it sound like an epic novel.

"He thinks the sun shines out of your arse." Remarked one student to Justine. I bet it does. She was so sought after in her school, even the girls wanted a piece of her. She also grants you license to behave as silly and ridiculous as possible in front of her. One has to let their hair down once in a while and who better than together with a person who is as charming as her.

Being Zoey Sandin from The Purge must be difficult. Not only does she have to put up with boring lectures from school, she has to endure her parent's patronising talk too. Then on top of that, her house got invaded by a pack of thugs and I could only imagine what pain and suffering such a beautiful, fragile and vulnerable girl has to go through. I wanted to hug her so badly to help her recover from the trauma she received. My strong and comfortable shoulder will always be there for girls like her to cry onto. Better yet, there are other forms of release in which we could partake in, for her edification of course. That's a better way of purging.

Maybe I'm unlucky, but I've never met schoolgirls who were really sexually mature. No surprise really, considering how inept our curriculum is in teaching young people about sex. Probably the most natural activity man and woman can ever participate in is hardly ever spoken of except in hushes. Can you believe that? No wonder people have negative attitudes towards it. If I was head of education I would make watching Nip Tuck mandatory for the betterment of people's life experience. Girls should take cues from Eden Lord, you'll get more bang for your buck than the state funded drivel of today.

Beautiful, sexually confused teens trying to work out their orientation and who don't get along with their parents can always find a special place in my home. They can bring a friend along to satisfy that curiosity of theirs. It'll be a great learning experience.

Many of our favourite comic book and cartoon heroes draw their strength from some pretty weird external sources. Superman needs the sun, Popeye has spinach and my favourite wuxia hero Qiao Feng requires alcohol. But all men know that what perks us up lies in our other half. It is not a self fulfilling prophecy or a placebo effect, it's a matter of fact. Its most unfettered expression is found in the movie Hentai Kamen, where the eponymous hero was able to eradicate the forces of evil simply through being inspired by the sheer sweetness, innocence and beauty of his object of affection. With girls like that around you, you'll be able to conquer anything. It helps that they smell nice too, especially their worn undergarments. Just one sniff of Aiko's panties gives you the equivalent power boost of 1000 energy bars or 500 red bulls.

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