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HV Presents: 10 Most Quotable Films!

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1298

6.6

6.7

Commando (1985)

Please don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired

Let off some steam, Bennett

You're a funny guy, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last

Listen, loyalty is very touching. But it is not the most important thing in your life right now! But what IS important is gravity! I have to remind you Sully, this is my weak arm!

I let him go

I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

Fuck *you* asshole

We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it

You just ripped out my car seat

This isn't a plane. It's a canoe with wings

No chance!!!

2598

7.3

7.8

Predator (1987)

Son of a bitch is stuck in like an Alabama tick

I ain't got time to bleed

If it bleeds, we can kill it

I see you!

You're one ugly motherfucker

Dillon, you son of a bitch

What's the matter, CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Stick around

Knock! Knock!

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

What the hell are you?

He didn't disappear. He was skinned alive

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

This is bullshit. All of it

Happy Vader's rating:

8630

8.3

8.9

Pulp Fiction (1994)

In the fifth my ass goes down

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead!

Vincent, we happy? Yea, we happy

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Does he look like a bitch?

Say "What" again. I dare you, I double dare you

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

I love you Honey Bunny. I love you Pumpkin. Everybody stay cool this is a robbery. Any of you fucking pricks move, I'm gonna execute every motherfucking last one of you

Don't be telling me about foot massages. I'm the foot fucking master

I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems

That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character

What?

3368

8.2

8.5

Casablanca (1942)

Round up the usual suspects

Play it again Sam, for old times sake. Play "As Time Goes By"

Of all the gin joints in all the world, she walks into mine

We'll always have Paris

Here's looking at you, kid

What nationality are you? I'm a drunkard

I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue

Well, I did. Every one of 'em. Mostly I remember the last one. The wow finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain with a comical look in his face because his insides have been kicked out.

I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

Happy Vader's rating:

5382

7.8

8.6

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Say, that's a nice bike

Of course, I'm the Terminator

Hasta la Vista, baby

I need you clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

Come with me if you want to live

Terminated

Get out

Happy Vader's rating:

509

7.7

7.5

Withnail & I (1987)

My heart's beating like a fucked clock

Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't.

I feel like a pig shat in my head

I want something's flesh

Don't threaten me with a dead fish

Go, make friends with him

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day

FORK IT

Are you the farmer?

This place has become impossible. Nothing to eat, freezing cold and now a madman on the prowl outside with eels.

No you won't, you're not leaving me in here alone. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at.

A coward you are Withnail, an expert on bulls you're not

Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.

Here. Hare. Here

Monty, you terrible cunt

Marwood: What about whatshisname?

Withnail: What about him?

Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?

Withnail: What for?

Marwood: Ask him about his house.

Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?

Marwood: Why not?

Withnail: All right. What's his number?

Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.

Withnail: Well neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?

Happy Vader's rating:

1550

6.5

6.9

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

One: Father of our country. Two: born on President's day. Three: dollar bill guy

EXCELLENT!!

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

Be excellent to each other

Party on, dudes

Gentlemen, we're history

It's a history report, not a babe report

It's a history report, not a future report

Nah, just got a minor Oedipal Complex

How's it going, royal ugly dudes?

Put them in the iron maiden! Excellent!

1691

7.8

Young Frankenstein (1974)

My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.

What hump?

Walk this way

Some varm milk? Ovaltine?

Said a give?

Wait. I was gonna make espresso

He was my... boyfriend

There, wolf. There, castle

Damn your eyes

Abby-someone. Abby-normal.

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

MY NAME IS FRANKENSTEIN

Happy Vader's rating:

5312

7.2

7.6

300 (2007)

THIS IS SPARTA!!

You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.

Give nothing, but take from them, everything!

Tonight we dine in hell

You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips.

Because only Spartan women give birth to real men

Spartans! Prepare for glory!

Persians! Come and get them!

Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time

3892

6.6

7.1

Mean Girls (2004)

I want my pink shirt back

And evil takes human form in Regina George

She's fabulous, but she's evil

Grool

... And none for Gretchen Wieners

She doesn't even go to this school

Hell no, I did *not* leave the South Side for this

Your mom's chest hair

If you're from Africa, why are you white?

Well, I'm kinda psychic. I have a 5th sense. It's like I have ESPN or something!

Boo, you whore

Those bitches

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It won't happen