The 'Friday the 13th' Films Ranked

"Hey, Ted, where's... where's that, uh, that corkscrew? That fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted? Hey! Ted! Ted! Hey, Ted, where the hell is the corkscrew?"

Directed by Joseph Zito
Written by Barney Cohen and Bruce Hidemi Sakow
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by João Fernandes
Editing by Joel Goodman and Daniel Loewenthal

"I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly."

Directed by Tom McLoughlin
Written by Tom McLoughlin
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by Jon Kranhouse
Editing by Bruce Green

"I told the others, they didn't believe me. You're all doomed. You're all doomed."

Directed by Steve Miner
Written by Ron Kurz
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by Peter Stein
Editing by Susan E. Cunningham

"How come you never scream when we have sex?"
"Give me something to scream about."

Directed by Steve Miner
Written by Steve Miner and Carol Watson
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by Gerald Feil
Editing by George Hively

"Look, you don't understand. There is a maniac trying to kill us!"
"Welcome to New York."

Directed by Rob Hedden
Written by Rob Hedden
Music by Fred Mollin
Cinematography by Bryan England
Editing by Steve Mirkovich and Ted Pryor

"You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday..."

Directed by Sean S. Cunningham
Written by Victor Miller
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by Barry Abrams
Editing by Bill Freda

"I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home."

Directed by Ronny Yu
Written by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift
Music by Graeme Revell
Cinematography by Fred Murphy
Editing by Mark Stevens

"Okay, you big hunk of a man, come and get me!"

Directed by John Carl Buechler
Written by Daryl Haney and Manuel Fidello
Music by Harry Manfredini and Fred Mollin
Cinematography by Paul Elliott
Editing by Maureen O'Connell, Martin Jay Sadoff and Barry Zetlin

"You got perfect nipple placement, baby."

Directed by Marcus Nispel
Written by Damian Shannon, Mark Swift and Mark Wheaton
Music by Steve Jablonsky
Cinematography by Daniel Pearl
Editing by Ken Blackwell

"We love premarital sex!"

Directed by James Isaac
Written by Todd Farmer
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by Derick V. Underschultz
Editing by David Handman

"Jason Voorhees? You're outta your fucking mind. You've been out in the sun too long. Jason Voorhees is dead! His body was cremated. He's nothing but a handful of ash."

Directed by Danny Steinmann
Written by Martin Kitrosser, David Cohen and Danny Steinmann
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by Stephen L. Posey
Editing by Bruce Green

"We're going to Camp Crystal Lake."
"Oh, yeah? Planning on smoking a little dope, having a little premarital sex and getting slaughtered?"

Directed by Adam Marcus
Written by Jay Huguely, Adam Marcus and Dean Lorey
Music by Harry Manfredini
Cinematography by Bill Dill
Editing by David Handman