British Comedy: That Mitchell and Webb Situation

Years: 2001
Broadcaster: Play UK
Genre: Sketch
Written by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb
Stars: David Mitchell, Robert Webb
Episodes: 6
Episode Average: 5.333

BEST EPISODE:
Episode 3 (2001)

SERIES ONE

(2001)
6 episodes
Series Score: 32
Episode Average: 5.33
Perfect 10's: 0

S1E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 6 October 2001
Directed by: David Kerr
Written by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb

SKETCHES:
Down in One: Oops! --- A Fortune in Farming: Corn
The Poisoner: Milk --- The Writers: Cinderella
Down in One: Slammers --- Spoons: A Third Spoon?
A Fortune in Farming: Chickens --- Spoons: The Third Spoon
The Poisoner: Revolving Milk --- It's Upsetting My Wife: Good Time
Live 14.05: Derek Forbes --- Spoons: The Third Spoon v.2
Down in One: Glass On Your Head --- The Poisoner: Cakes
It's Upsetting My Wife: Jukebox --- The Poisoner: Injection
Room Makeover --- The Junkies: Moorish
The Writers: The Three Little Pigs --- A Fortune in Farming: Sheep
The Junkies: Oh, Go On! --- University Prize Giving
It's Upsetting My Wife: Drink --- Looking For a Cure
Hons Dons & Two Smoking MA Oxons --- The Junkies: Help Yourself
The Writers: Hansel & Gretel --- A Fortune in Farming: Cows
It's Upsetting My Wife: Too Hot --- Submarine Plans: The Film
Tramps on a Wall: Civilised --- Submarine Plans: The Dark Room

"From the director of 'Vagina', the greatest heist movie since 'Educating Rita'..."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 13 October 2001
Directed by: David Kerr
Written by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb

SKETCHES:
The Toffs: Glassed --- The Writers: The Bible
On My Own: Wine --- Due on Stage: Noble Captain
The Toffs: Chelsea Smile --- Terry Drake: Who's They, Terry?
On My Own: Book --- Pub Sound Effects: Phone
Due on Stage: Roman Senator --- Terry Drake: What are You Eating, Terry?
The Toffs: Stanley Knife Blades --- Pub Sound Effects: Footsteps
On My Own: Brandy --- Due on Stage: Junkie Scum
Pub Sound Effects: Police --- The Writers: A Sequel
The Invisible Man: Hat --- The Toffs: Razor Blade
Pub Sound Effects: Microwave --- A Chat with the Vicar
Pub Sound Effects: Tinnitus --- The Invisible Man: Behind Fiona
Pub Sound Effects: Heart Attack --- Terry Drake: Tripod
Tramps on a Wall: Piss --- The Invisible Man: Bow

"Anything to keep talking. Anything to keep hearing her voice outside your head as well as inside it. Anything to stave off the moment where you must trudge weary and alone back to your room, and glumly toss yourself off over that picture of her that you stole that doesn't even do her justice."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S1E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 20 October 2001
Directed by: David Kerr
Written by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb

SKETCHES:
I'm Free: Big Issue --- The Writers: Casualty --- Pub Chatter: 15 Minutes
I Can See You: Nightie --- Pub Chatter: I Just Can't Think of Anything
Blackpool Illuminations --- Live 8.10: Brian Blake
Pub Chatter: Left Out --- Desperate to Appear on TV
I Can See You: Answerphone --- Stunt Director: Horse
I'm Free: Camera --- I Can See You: Call Centre
Pub Chatter: Higher Standards --- The Writers: Time Team
I'm Free: Interview --- Stunt Director: Fire
Pub Chatter: Breaking Point --- Rum Commercial
Stunt Director: Dog --- The Anarchist League
Stunt Director: Knife --- Tramps on a Wall: Weather
I Can See You: Film

"Rows of coloured light bulbs... looping from lamppost to lamppost."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S1E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 27 October 2001
Directed by: David Kerr
Written by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb

SKETCHES:
Changing Meals: Kitchen --- Dad?: Fight --- The Writers: Hanging Gardens
Changing Meals: Dining Room --- Library: Trumpet
Dad?: Earnings --- Changing Meals: Bye --- Ellis & Tom: Hi
Library: Booze --- Woman in the Men's Room --- Dad?: Prettier
Changing Meals: Still Here --- Ellis & Tom: How Are You?
Library: Remote Control Car --- The Writers: Pyramid & Colossus
Dad?: Willy --- Ellis & Tom: Going --- Prick Up Your Ballet
Library: Sex Doll --- Dad?: Nicest --- Ellis & Tom: Don't Cry
Charity Collector: Dr. Barnardo's --- Tramps on a Wall: D'ya Know?
Charity Collector: Salvation Army

"Well, it's where you set up all those lights."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 3 November 2001
Directed by: David Kerr
Written by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb

SKETCHES:
Kiss: Soldiers --- Art Challenge: slaughter --- The Writers: Genitals
Adult Magazine: Interview --- Kiss: Pathologists
Adult Magazine: Corrections --- Art Challenge: Diana
John & Graham: Glasses of Beer --- Hotel Bibles
Adult Magazine: Oxford Comma
John & Graham: Time Gentleman, Please! --- Kiss: Church
Art Challenge: Foetus --- PIF: Murder, Don't Do It, Eh?
Kiss: Police --- The Writers: Childbirth --- The Travellers: Letter Home
Kiss: Men's Room --- The Travellers: Cream Tea
PIF: Honour Your Prior Commitments --- The Travellers: York
Issues Now: Surgical Surprises --- Kiss: Scientists
The Travellers: Little Chef --- Tramps on a Wall: More Often
The Travellers: A1

"I think that's a bit fussy, just for stacking. I think it'll be worth it if it was useful for something other than stacking."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S1E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 10 November 2001
Directed by: David Kerr
Written by: David Mitchell, Robert Webb

SKETCHES:
The Early 1990s House: Coffee --- The Writers: Balloons
Stage Exercise: Clap --- Mobile Army: Voicemail
The Early 1990s House: 1471 --- Mr. Jeffries: Waiter
The Writers: Clock --- Mobile Army: Waiting For a Call
The Early 1990s House: Internet --- Mr. Jeffries: Cab
The Foxhunting Ban --- Mr. Jeffries: Men's Room
Stage Exercie: Noises --- The Writers: Shoes --- Whitsun
Stage Exercise: Mime --- Mobile Army: Knife Fight
Issues Now: Human Rights Activist --- Stage Exercise: Group Poem
Futurologist --- The Writers: Hungry Flockharts
Tramps on a Wall: One of Those Days --- The Early 1990s House: Ice Cream

"He's not on a horse! You've made him up! There's no such thing as Father Whitsun!"

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 5

DAVID
MITCHELL

(6 episodes)

ROBERT
WEBB

(6 episodes)

OLIVIA
COLMAN

(5 episodes)

GUS
BROWN

(5 episodes)

SUSAN
EARL

(4 episodes)

JANICE
PHAYRE

(3 episodes)