Movie reviews

The Fifth Element
Reviewed by Iceviper
I kind of stumbled onto this movie years ago, being familiar with only Bruce Willis. This was pretty much the beginning of my infatuation with Mila Jovovich so I could never dis the movie. I thought that Gary Oldman played a excellent ba... More

Due Date
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"If I miss the birth of my own child, I'm gonna choke you out with your own scarf. Wrap that thing 'round your head, and choke you out." After 2009's surprise hit The Hangover, one would think that reuniting director Todd Phillips with t... More

The Artist
Reviewed by Ricky49er
This is the first mainstream silent film to come out in nearly 40 years since “Mel Brook’s Silent Movie”, which is ironic because that movie was about trying to make the first mainstream silent movie in 40 years. I felt that after wat... More

The Great Gatsby
Reviewed by SML96
NOTE! I did not watch this movie in 3D. My English teacher took my class to the movie theater to watch The Great Gatsby. In my English class, I had to read the novel and write an analysis about it. F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel The Great... More

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Reviewed by Marek
Yesterday i watched this movie for the second time, lol first time i lost the end because i fall asleep ... Indy get older but still good. lot of action and surprises the Indiana son, aliens starship at the end and some almo... More

Fantastic Four
Reviewed by BAMF
Initial Thought: So I was actually pretty intent on watching this when it was announced. I was hopeful for it. Then the first trailer came out and it looked like it would be fine and take on a darker tone than the previous two films. Then a... More

In the Realm of the Senses
Reviewed by johanlefourbe
First of all, who are we kidding? The main reason either of us would watch this flick is above all because of its infamous reputation surrounded by controversy. Since I have always been interested in experimental movies, especially the ones... More

G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!" 2009's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra had franchise potential written all over it, yet the flick severely underperformed at the box office, leaving sequel talks dead in the water for a few years. A... More

Fifty Shades of Grey
Reviewed by Bml93
If you have not heard of Fifty Shades of Grey and the hype (negative or positive) surrounding that cultural phenomenon, you must have been living on the moon for quite some time. Based on the best-selling novels by author E. L. James, Fifty... More

28 Weeks Later
Reviewed by Raven
Now that was just stupid. Compared to the first one, which I loved, there just seems to be no real point to it. To me it just seemed like this movie was just an excuse to have people kill each other and blood, lots of blood. Basically it wa... More

The Haunting
Reviewed by Dark Warrior
Robert Wise created this classic horror movie with some astonishing sound effects but without any flamboyant visual effects and even without that he realized one of the greatest horror movie ever made and he did of this movie one of the bes... More

Mad Max: Fury Road
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"My world is reduced to a single instinct: Survive. As the world fell it was hard to know who was more crazy. Me... Or everyone else." In the three decades since the release of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, franchise mastermind George Mill... More

Midnight in Paris
Reviewed by Joe
If you have ever yearned to have lived in another time you should watch this wonderful movie. I would normally not recommend an Owen Wilson movie but this movie changed my opinion. He does a wonderful job of representing the character who f... More

Vampire in Brooklyn
Reviewed by Marek
Maybe is not the best in the Eddie Murphy career but i found it very funny in several scenes the one in particular when he must talk in church forced by one person (he choose Eddie like a substitute of the usual priest) the bad is ... More

The Hunger Games
Reviewed by hurt.raven114
Too often when it comes to big screen adaptations of beloved best-selling novels, we spend the bulk of a review pointing out all of the places the filmmaker went wrong. With The Hunger Games, it’s a distinct pleasure to sing about all of ... More

Skyfall
Reviewed by Marek
I watched Skyfall and i must say, i 'm little disappointed. I expected more from it, the beginning was great with the bike/car chase in Istanbul, until Bond killed again ? noo i have already seen that ! the story about terrorists at... More

The Expendables 3
Reviewed by Iceviper
Keeping it short and simple, I loved it. I loved the first two and #3 was just as good. No love story, no stupid sub plots, no pansy ass hand wringing, just plenty of violence. I love all of the characters, old and new, and only wish the... More

Big Fish
Reviewed by Joe
Ed Bloom Senior (Albert Finney)is on his dying bed in his last few days and his son comes back to be with him for his final journey. They haven't gotten along for a long time and he (Billy Crudup) seeks to understand his father's life choic... More