The Descent update feed
" I really don't understand why this garbage movie has so many positive reviews. Like I just don't. The story is that some ugly and annoying female friends reunite to go spelunking inside a remote Appalachian cave because they are like, so quirky that for them a weekend with the girls is going into dark, creepy caves thousands of miles under the earth! Girl power uWu tomboyz! Oh and there's a horrible twist: muh man eating CGI aliens are in the cave oh noo. Now all the irritating protagonist"
" Directed by: Neil Marshall Produced by: Christian Colson and Paul Smith Written by: Neil Marshall Cinematography: Sam McCurdy Edited by: Jon Harris Music by: David Julyan Distributed by: Pathe"
"A nice surprise. I like spelunking and I like the idea of several women discovering a new cave. What I typically don't like are the movies that think they are scary but adding jump-scares and gore. This one is actually scary and it treads in the Herzog's "Aguirre, The Wrath of God" territory of as far as progressing into madness. The one thing that kept this from being even higher on the list is the very end. I think they should have had her be killed by freak traffic accident instead of the"
"4.9. HBO Uusintakatselu, ei muutoksia. Lokikirjassa merkintä reilun seitsemän vuoden takaa, eikä se niin tuoreessa muistissa ollutkaan kuin kuvittelin. Uusintanakin mykistävää, äärimmäistä terroria."
"This was way less scarier than I remembered. The claustrophobic tunnel crawling parts were the most effective the blind albino elves really were not. "