Mean Machine (2001)

6.3	Rating (185 ratings)
6.5	IMDB rating

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Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan

David Kelly
Doc

David Hemmings
Governor

Ralph Brown
Burton

Vas Blackwood
Massive

Robbie Gee
Trojan

Geoff Bell
Ratchett

John Forgeham
Charlie Sykes

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Tracy Keenan Wynn

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13 years, 8 months ago at Aug 17 11:40

dappa1975

best of britsh - bases on an old 70's Bury Reynolds number - story is good - the rest is what we have come to expect - top 50 Brisith films of all time.

An average movie

13 years, 7 months ago at Oct 10 11:31

johanlefourbe

To be honest, I wasn’t really expecting much from this flick but I thought I might as well check it out. Basically, after showing up as a supporting character in a few movies (most notably in Guy Ritchie’s ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’ and ‘Snatch') , Vinnie Jones finally got his first leading part in this movie (eventually, pretty quickly, it became pretty obvious that we should... read more

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Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards.

Release date: 26 December 2001
UPC: 097363403944

Tags: Comedy (7), 2001 (6), Drama (6), Prison (6), Sport (5), Soccer (4), Sports (3), Crime (2), 2000s (2), Shower Scene (2), Revenge (2), Action (2), Soccer Coach (1), British Cinema (1), Prison Life (1), Referee (1), Prison Cell (1), Swearing (1), Prison Guard (1), Prison Warden (1)

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"20/8/17 Vinnie Jones stars in this British remake of The Longest Yard, playing a disgraced football star sent to prison and forced by Warden David Hemmings to form a football team to play the guards. Riding on the success of Lock, Stock, this has plenty of stereotypes and the story is a carbon copy of the original but there are moments of fun, including a bizarre performance from Jason Statham."