Added by BRODO on 25 Aug 2011 07:01

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You're animated, you aren't supposed to be hot!!

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Decade: Rating: List Type:

1090

8.7

9.1

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (2009)

Van Hohenheim

Oh Hohenheim.
you are both my favorite animated person ever, and also my favorite animated hunk of man meat. coincidence? probably not.

even while wearing a granny shawl and having no dignity, all I have to say is...

you're awesome, Mr. Ho.

BRODO's rating:

1217

7.8

8.5

Fullmetal Alchemist

Fuhrer Bradley/Wrath
actually the inspiration for the list, there's another Fullmetal Alchemist character. sue me. It's Fuhrer Bradley!

don't care if he's 60-something, the guy is a buff badass with a sexy, Tom Selleck mustache.

BRODO's rating:

1304

8.2

8.9

Cowboy Bebop (1998)

both of these guys. Spike and Jet.

Spike
this one is easy to explain. I mean, just look at this cool bastard.

Jet
this one....

not as easy to explain. I just love Jet.

BRODO's rating:

681

7.7

8.3

Trigun (1998)

Vash

oh boy oh boy I love Vash. he's just... yummy.

mmhm.

now that I think about it, there's a lot of good looking and yummy guys in Trigun...

BRODO's rating:

199

7.2

7.9

Lupin III (1971)

Lupin III

okay, so maybe it's more his demeanor that I like...
but hell with it, lupin is cute anyway.

BRODO's rating:

1661

8.3

9.3

Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)

Roku

okay, okay, so this is the oldest guy yet. he's at least, what... 182 years old and dead? can't help it, roku is a hot dude.

and then there's THIS guy...

Zhao

looks like a monkey, but hell with it.

BRODO's rating:

607

6.8

8.5

The Legend of Korra (2012)

with the first avatar being filled with animated eye candy, the sequel surely couldn't outdo that--

Korra

BZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHH.

WHAT A SEXY BEAST.

BRODO's rating:

151

Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo (2004)

The Count of Monte Cristo

Hakushaku, Count, Gankutsou, whatever you want to call yourself..

please be so kind as to take me now.

BRODO's rating:

6.7

7.4

Birdy the Mighty Decode

Birdy

BUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH....
what? my brain just exploded for a second there.

6.8

7.7

Cromartie High School (2003)

Noburo Yamaguchi

can you blame me? look at his fro. gottdamn.
plus, you gotta love a man who loves a good joke and radios in to share them with the world.

BRODO's rating:

103

6.3

7.1

Dead Leaves (2004)

Pandy

um, the girl on the left, not the tv-head.
not dissing pandy or anything, but it is pretty easy to be sexy in a world populated by tv-heads, genetic mutations and a guy with a drill for a dick.

either way, pandy is sexy.

BRODO's rating:

670

7.7

8.6

Samurai Champloo

Mugen

I haven't actually seen the show, but one of my reasons to start watching is this guy.
EDIT: I finished the show and damn. I should bump him up a few spots. There's something about a sociopath that is so darn sexy.

BRODO's rating:

1738

7.5

7.7

Ponyo (2008)

Fujimoto

... yes, I am serious, and yes, I am ashamed. he looks like a bowie-esque 80s glam-rocker and I guess I'm into that sort of thing.

BRODO's rating:

790

6.8

7.9

ThunderCats (1985)

Pretty much all of them
(minus the children and Snarf)

um. well... I watched it a lot as a kid, and I only recently realized that they are all sexy as hell. I promise you I'm not a furry, but... damn.

568

7.7

8.2

Ouran High School Host Club (2006)

Kasanoda

no, not tamaki, not kyouya, not mori and not even haruhi, but rather the somewhat bi-curious rebel, Casanova-kun.

BRODO's rating:

531

7.7

8.5

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2002)

Batou

bet you thought I'd say Motoko. yeah, she's hot enough, but Batou is the man. I know he's not supposed to be attractive at all, but that's all the more reason to like him.

475

8.3

8.5

The Venture Bros. (2003)

The Monarch and Dr. Mrs.

... I really feel like I can't defend myself on this one. I am ashamed to say that I find both the Monarch and his low-voiced wife to be oddly sexy. I have no regrets!!

BRODO's rating:

1276

7.6

7.7

Paprika (2006)

Paprika

DAAAAAAWWWWW~~~~!

1515

6.4

7.6

Pokémon (1997)

James

VA-VOOM!!

okay, okay, okay. so I had a crush on this guy as a kid, even before I knew he has a magnificent rack, and before I realized he's gayer than a pride parade.

but just look at this stud!

just admit it ladies, every one of you thought this guy was cute.

BRODO's rating:

i'm not going to lie, I occasionally find some pencil-and-paper animated characters hot. before you say anything about me being weird, I have one name for you: jessica rabbit.

I'll have more to add, but these are the smokin' animated hunks (and ladies) off the top of my head.