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Added by Ranzkind on 7 Aug 2011 12:37
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Poor Celebrity Kids...

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Nicole and Keith Urban called their first daughter
Sunday Rose
(their second daughter is called Faith)
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Average listal rating (2928 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 0
Honor & Haven
are the names of her daughters...
Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin had their first daughter called
Apple
Their son has to live as
Moses
Demi and Bruce Willis decided to call their daughters
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue & Tallulah Belle
Geri called her daughter
Bluebell Madonna
after a rare flower...
Average listal rating (38 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0
Verona and Franjo had their son named
San Diego
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Average listal rating (980 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 0
Gwen and Gavin Rossdale named their first son
Kingston James
after the capital of Jamaica, birthplace of Raggae... Their second son is called
Zuma Nesta Rock
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His and Camila Alves children are named
Levi (male) and Vida (female)
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Average listal rating (4710 ratings) 8.6 IMDB Rating 0
Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are parents to
Lily-Rose Melody
and Jack.
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Average listal rating (843 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 0
Lila Grace
Average listal rating (1169 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 0
Heidi and Seal were very creative as well;
Henry Gรผnter Ademola Dashtu, Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo & Lou Sulola
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Her son is called
Don Hugo
Average listal rating (45 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0
Otis & Cosma Shiva
Valentin Florian, Luna Marie, Lilli Camille & Emma Tiger
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Average listal rating (74 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 0
Pete and Ashlee Simpson gave their son the name
Bronx Mowgli
Average listal rating (1007 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 0
Inspired by her Moroccan apartment and Marilyn Monroe, Mariah and Nick Cannon called their twins
Morrocan & Monroe
Average listal rating (2093 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 0
Nicolas and his wife Alice Kim called their son (?)
Kal-El
the birthname of Superman...
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Michael Jackson's kids are called after himself..
His first son
Prince Michael I
is only called Prince.
The second son
Prince Michael II
got the byname Blanket...
His daughter's name is
Paris Michael Katherine
Average listal rating (734 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 0
Kim and Alec Baldwin sent their daughter as
Ireland Eliesse
into the world..
Victoria and David's kids have the lovely names;
Their daughter is called
Seven
probably after his favourite tricot...
The sons are called
Brooklyn, Cruz & Romeo
Average listal rating (4 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0
Alicia and Swizz Beatz named their son
Egypt Daoud Dean
Average listal rating (10 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 0
Boris and Lilly Becker's first mutual son is called
Amadeus Benedict Edley Luis
he's the fourth child of Boris Becker...
Average listal rating (1453 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 0
His poor son got the name
Zowie Bowie
but he changed his name to Joey Bowie...
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Jimi Blue, Wilson Gonzales & Cheyenne Savannah
are the names of Uwe and Natascha Ochsenknecht's kids... as if the last name isn't enough...
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Anthony called his son
Everly Bear
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Speck Wildhorse
... SERIOUSLY??
Sage Moon Blood


... yeah.
Audio Science Clayton

!!!
His poor son is called
Jermajesty
a mix of his name and majesty!
Average listal rating (54 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 0
Jamie and Jools (nice name, too...) punished their four kids this way:
Poppy Honey Rosie,
Daisy Boo Pamela,
Petal Blossom Rainbow,
Buddy Bear Maurice
Average listal rating (498 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 0
Jason's son is called
Pilot Inspektor

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Average listal rating (144 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 0
Slash and Perla Ferrar had their sons called
London Emilio & Cash Anthony
Average listal rating (237 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 0
Frank called his kids
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, Dweezil & Moon Unit
Average listal rating (4 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 0
Duran Duran star Simon Le Bon and his wife Yasmin named their kids
Saffron Sahara, Amber Rose Tamara & Tallulah Pine
Average listal rating (15 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 0
He really beats it!
His four daugthers are called:
Fifi Trixibelle,
Peaches Honeyblossom,
Pixie Frou-Frou
& Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
Average listal rating (130 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 0
Suggested by luuhs :)

She called her son:
Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman
Suggested by luuhs :)

She and Pepeu Gomes gave their daugthers the wonderful names:
Riroca, Zabele, Nana Shara, Pedro Baby, Krishna Baby and Kriptus Baby
Suggested by Bi_PolarBear_69 :)

Jessica and Eric Johnson called their daughter

Maxwell Drew
Suggested by ButterflyBunny :)

He called his daughter
Zelda

and the poor girl has to advertise the nintendo game with her father...
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