Worst Movies of 2000's

Still the most excruciating movie experience I've ever had. Southland Tales is just terrible waste of time and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

I hope nobody likes this film. After it ended I thought "what in the living fuck I just saw?". The plot is extremely contrived and confusing, special effects are a joke, and everything about it happens in some alternate universe.

The only shocking thing about this piece of shit horror film is that there are actually people who enjoyed watching it.

A painfully bad, shamelessly commercial crap film from Finland that tries to be provocative and something intelligent and obviously fails miserably. The movie looks really weird for some reason. It's like the director thought that he was directing a commercial or something like that.

A reporterwoman visits a holiday island with a group of dumb supermodels. But later someone starts murdering them one by one. I was ready to turn this junk off after 5 minutes and that is some kind of a record for me. This "comedy" is absolutely painful to watch. Humor is as low quality as it gets with all those tired toilet and gay jokes. One fart joke even lasts god knows how many minutes. I didn't laugh even once while watching this.

Tagline for this movie is: "Have you ever made a really big mistake?" Yes I have! Guess what it is?

Here we have Eddie Murphy playing three equally sickening characters: Main character Norbit who is a wimp, Rasputia who is an obese slut and Mr. Wong who is a douchebag.

Problems with the movie:
-Makers of this movie think throwing baby out of a car is funny
-They also think cutting the head of a duck is funny
-They also think obese woman running is funny
-They also think obese woman sliding down water slide is funny
-They also think watching Eddie Murphy's pompous ego over one and half hour is amusing.

I'm not sure how much Eddie Murphy got paid for doing this but I can surely say he doesn't deserve even a dollar. I'm not even sure what audience this film was made for. For older people it is too stupid and for younger people it is too immoral.

This time Rob Schneider is playing a female character, like witnessing him playing several equally obnoxious male characters wasn't enough.

A really lame and bland action film even by Seagal's own standards.

I don't remember much about this film except that it was directed by Uwe Boll. That's unfortunately pretty hard to forget.

Chris Kattan is one of the worst actors in the history of cinema. A plot about a mafia guys against FBI is incredibly unrealistic and awkward, but Chris Kattan is the one that completely ruins the movie. He brings all the other aspects of the movie down to his level thus making it basically impossible to enjoy.

Dumb and dumberer are those two people in the world who enjoyed watching this terrible comedy.

The most famous movie in Finland in year 2004. That tells you a lot about this awful condition of finnish cinema. This is a story of a sexually depressed woman who starts having sex with random men despite being married to a loving man. Nothing about writing, directing and dialog is original nor even remotely admirable.

Especially the dialog is unbelievable. Check this out:
Woman needs an ambulance and says on the phone:
"Could I have an ambulance to room 216?"
It isn't surprising that a writer of this garbage wrote it under a pseudonym.

Levottomat 3 is nothing but a big collection of worst possible cliches that exist.

Can a main character possibly be as annoying as the one in this film? I don't think so.

Third film in the series gives you nothing to think about and none of the jokes are original. This is just useless collection of tasteless jokes with awful acting. Pure waste of time. The fact is that if the movie makers of Hollywood can't produce good horror films then they really shouldn't produce horror parodies.

Lousy and ridiculous far-right propaganda.

It seems that Michael Bay hates humanity almost as much as filmmaking.

Extremely mediocre action mixed with tiresome quasi-philosophy. Viewers who say that this terrible and tedious film is "deep" are either morons or they are just joking. The whole film is also way too long and miserably cut.

Rob Schneider plays the main role in the prison comedy he also produced and directed. The end result is obvious.