Worst Movies I've Ever Seen (Part 1)
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Disaster Movie (2008)
All of Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer's "parody" movies are horrible, but in my opinion, Disaster Movie is the worst.
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The Room (2003)
Why am I rating this movie 4.5/5 if I think it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen? Because this movie is so poorly made, that it's hilarious.
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Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
This movie is so inexcusably cheap, it's almost impressive.
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BloodRayne (2006)
It's horribly written, terribly directed, and the actors (especially Michael Madsen) look like they would rather be in any other film than this.
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Talk about wasted potential. This movie took everything that made the show so great, and did it all wrong here. It's horribly written, poorly acted, oddly paced, and joyless.
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Every horror movie cliché you can imagine is in this movie. Bad acting , stupid teenagers, over the top villains, etc. This movie not only killed it's respective franchise for almost a decade, but it also nearly killed the horror movie genre.
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Catwoman (2004)
Everything in this movie from the acting to the direction, is horrible. Even the actress, Halle Berry referred to it as a "piece of sh*t horrible film" when she won a razzies for worst actress.
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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
The Garbage Pail Kids themselves are disturbing and hard to stomach, but when you throw in a script with a misguided moral, horrible dialogue, and some really dated 80s clichés, you've got yourself a truly insufferable film.
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This movie can be described as the longest & dullest 2 hours of your life.
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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
This Movie Is Downright Insulting to a child's intelligence. The jokes are insufferable, The CG mouths on the babies look lazy at best, and creepy at worst, the costumes look cheap and the movie shoots itself in the foot with it's message at the end. I'd sooner gouge my own eyes out than watch this dirty diaper of a "film" again.
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Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Just like The Room, I rate this high because it's so bad, it's good.
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Being an Incomprehensibly shot, poorly written action movie is bad enough, but taking one of the greatest action movie franchises and turning IT into a generic dumb fun explosion fest is just inexcusable.
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Battlefield Earth (2000)
Arguably the dumbest, most boring and unintentionally funny Sci fi movies ever made.
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Jack and Jill (2011)
A Painfully unfunny and irritating "comedy" that could be used as a torture decide.
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It's badly written, horribly directed, and poorly acted. Just like you'd expect from Ed Wood.
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A Painfully unfunny comedy. I'm not surprised to see that all the actors were bribed to starring in this movie, I also wouldn't be surprised if they've forgotten all about it by now.
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Some people think of Freddy Got Fingered as absurdist art, which is giving this movie way too much credit. I like to think of it as a distasteful and juvenile vanity project, as well as a look inside of Tom Green's Disturbed mind. I actually think I lost a few brain cells while watching this.
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As bad as The Last Airbender was, at least it vaguely followed the cartoon. This movie is absolutely nothing like DragonBall. In fact if you took DragonBall out of the title and changed the characters names, you wouldn't even notice.
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The Cat in the Hat (2003)
The script is awful, and the jokes are either too low brow for adults or too inappropriate for kids. This movie was so bad, Dr. Seuss' widow pulled the plug on making live action movies based on her late husband's work. Thank god for that.
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Here is a list of some of the worst "films" I've had the misfortune of watching.