Watched in 2011

A man tells so many stories, that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

You're not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

With any luck, by next year,
I'll be going out with one of these girls.
But for now, let me say,
without hope or agenda,
just because it's Christmas,
and at Christmas you tell the truth -
to me, you are perfect,
and my wasted heart will love you,
until you look like this.
Merry Christmas.

Emma: You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions
Adam: What?
Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.

Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.

I was perfect.

Because I have the right to be heard. I have a voice!

A tablet a day, and I was limitless.

Death is a disease. Its like any other. And there's a cure. A cure - and I will find it.

Together we will live forever.

Stacey Pilgrim: Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends.
Scott Pilgrim: It's seven.
Stacey Pilgrim: Oh, well, that's not that bad.


Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!
Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?
Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.
Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!

Colter: What would you do if you knew you only had one minute to live?
Christina: I’d make those seconds count.
Colter: I’d kiss you again.
Christina: Again?

We all complete. Maybe none of us really understand what we've lived through, or feel we've had enough time.

Love me less,
but love me a long time.

It's called a reality check. The last thing Amelie wants.

Peace was never an option.

Come back. Come back to me.

A little guilt goes a long way.

What an idiot!
Look at him on his bench.
Wheezing as an excuse of grimacing.
Excuses!
Wouldn't it be easier to hold her close,
and hold her fast,
the magic spell she casts?

Unless you love,
your life will flash by.

Most people live life on the path we set for them. Too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while people like you come along and knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it. I think that's The Chairman's real plan. And maybe, one day, we won't write the plan. You will.

God doesn't make the world this way. We do.

Rorschach: The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

The Comedian: Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.