Don't hate me because I'm fiction!

Commodus



Hate me because I killed my own father when he told me I was too much of a weakling to rule, then killed the family of the man he chose to rule, turned him into a slave, then forced him to fight me after I had stabbed him nearly to death to make myself look good. Oh yeah...and because I've got the hots for my sister.

Archibald Cunningham



Hate me because I am a spoiled rotten rich boy who nevertheless steals from an entire town. Hate me because I try to take an honest man's land and everything he's worked for, burn his house down and rape his wife. I'm an all around wonderful guy.

Max Cady



Hate me because I'm a serial sadistic rapist who's already been to prison once. Hate me because I flock right to the youngest member of the family in true pervert style and then try to rape practically every female in the cast to exact my "revenge."

Briony Tallis



Hate me because I ruined a good man's entire life by lying to everyone only because I wanted attention and was jealous. Hate me because I think that 60 years later, I can create a happy ending that never happened in a book and make everything alright.

Corporal Timothy P. Upham



Hate me because I'm the worst type of stereotypical war coward. Hate me because I chose the worst time ever to pull the "don't kill him!" card and got members of my squad killed, but mostly, hate me because I sat on the stairs and wet my pants while my fellow soldier died the slowest stabbing death ever.

General Vidal



Hate me because I'm a sociopath who delights in torturing prisoners of war. Hate me because I don't give a damn about my wife unless my unborn son is at risk. More than anything, hate me because I am a child-killer.

Dolores Umbridge



Hate me because of that annoying, "Hem Hem," sound I make all the time. Hate me because I can sprinkle so much sugar over megalomaniacal evil that they can put my child abusing, capital punishing, large lacy arse into a children's book.

Colonel William Tavington



Hate me because I'm English and in the United States at a time when English is synonymous with "devil." Hate me because I have no problem killing children and burning people alive in churches to get my way, but above all, hate me because I made the movie not worth watching by killing Heath Ledger!

Colonel Ives



Hate me because I ate everyone in my stranded party. Hate me because I'm planning on eating you, and no matter what you do, where you go, or how many bullets you think you put into me before I fell down that cliff, I'm jumping right back up and making you my dinner.

Bosie



Hate me because I've exploited my condition to get out of the army and play band-of-bullies with the other weaklings and cowards who stayed home. Hate me because I will torture a mother just to be able to shoot her sons right in front of her. Hate me because I kill Jude Law after everything the poor guy suffered to get back.

Lorenzo



Hate me because I'm a hypocritical priest who uses religion to justify bringing back the torture of the early days of the Spanish Inquisition. Hate me because I use these practices to imprison and rape a girl for the rest of her sane life. Hate me because I do my best to get rid of the child I had with her, and then turn on everything I believe when the French break through.

Lieutenant Kotler



Hate me because I'm a Nazi in the middle of a concentration camp. Hate me because I beat children and old men for absolutely nothing. Hate me because I spread my beliefs to the children around me on the outside without even trying.

Annie Wilkes



Hate me because of my cockadoodee inability to say a cussword as I'm tying an author to a bed and torturing him until I am satisfied with his next novel. Hate me because I kill cops and actually HOBBLE people!

Hatsumomo



Hate me because I am more a dirty whore than a Geisha. Hate me because I'm a jealous vengeful whore who can't stand being second best. Hate me because I burn down an entire house when I lose.

King of Ward Three



Hate me because I am evil enough to take advantage of a supply shortage in a quarantine. Hate me because I am a rapist and and murderer of the weak and the blind.

Mrs. Carmody



Hate me because my uberreligious rants make theater audiences ashamed to be Christian. Hate me because I use that religion to insight hatred, violence, and chaos in an already chaotic situation, and hate me because I make audiences actually cheer when I get what I deserve.

Magua



Hate me because, however justified I am, I am one of the most persistant buggers in the French and Indian War. Hate me because I infiltrate a British camp, organize an attack on all of the soldiers, tear the heart from my enemy right in front of his daughter, and then go after them. Hate me because I kill the last young Mohican and then drive one of those daughters off of a cliff.

Eli Sunday



Hate me because I'm the worst kind of hypocrite. Hate me because I use God and my army of brainwashed cronies to wring every last penny I can get from everyone who believes me, and yet I still consider myself as above everyone else. Hate me because I'm too busy thinking I'm a savior to guard my own milkshake!

Saruman



Hate me because I'm a power hungry jerk who not only turns evil and works with Sauron to destroy the forces of good, but I also cause irreparable damage to a forest that has stood for millions of years. Hate me because I don't give up, and I escape to destroy the Shire while the heroes are working to preserve it.

Jaapie Botha



Hate me because I've been with Hitler from the beginning even though I'm halfway around the world from him. Hate me because I could kill animals and beat and piss on defensless younger children when I was just a child. Hate me because I used that evil when I grew up to join the army and promote racism and apartheid.

Helene McCready



Hate me because I'm the stereotypical selfish crack whore that never should have had a child to begin with. Hate me because I am too far into my own world to realize that the reason why I almost lost my baby in the first place is because I'm a terrible mother who never deserved her. Hate me because I'm sadly realistic and WAY too common.

Estella



Hate me because I have been trained since birth to manipulate men, sexually entice them, drive them absolutely mad, and then crush them. Love me because a lot of men deserve this, but hate me because I was never taught to know the difference.

Begbie



Hate me because I'm a violent drug addicted psychopath with no self control and not a care in the world as to whether I'm destroying the fragile lives that my friends have been trying to build.

Cal Hockley



Hate me because I beat women. Hate me because I use my servant to enact violence on anything I won't be bothered with. Hate me because I think that my money and standing entitles me to live when hundreds of women and children are dying.

Marla Singer



Hate me because I just won't go away. Hate me because all I do in the entire movie is whine and have sex. Hate me because my character never developes past that point.

Bella Swan



Hate me because I'm a clumsy idiot who somehow gets two immortal creatures to fall for me...by no means because of my acting ability. Hate me because by choosing the obsessive one of these creatures, I set any semblance of "women can think for themselves" ideology back about 100 years. Most of all, hate me because I'm a character that is blatantly Mary Sued from a chunky middle aged Mormon who wishes she had her adolescence back.

Rachel Ferrier



Hate me because I just WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!

Simon Lynch



Hate me because I have a teeth grinding scream that I emit every time someone touched me and, once again...I JUST WON'T SHUT UP!!!

Kimberly Wallace



Hate me because my level of sweetness makes everyone sick. I need a flaw...one that the screen writers really couldn't provide, and so hate me because I'm the one that should get the guy, and gets him...but not the one you ever route for.