The Best of Bruce Willis

John McClane
"Welcome to the party, pal!"

Malcolm Crowe
"I think I can go now. Just needed to do a couple of things. I needed to help someone; I think I did. And I needed to tell you something: You were never second, ever. I love you. You sleep now. Everything will be different in the morning."

Captain Sharp
"It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes."

Butch Coolidge
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

David Dunn
"You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man."

James Cole
"I am insane. And you are my insanity."

Korben Dallas
"Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment?"

Dr. Ernest Menville
"'Til death do us part! Well, you girls are dead. And I'm parting."

Joe Hallenbeck
"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck."

John Hartigan
"An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade. I love you, Nancy."

John McClane
"I threw his little brother off the thirty-second floor of Nakatomi Towers out in L.A. I guess he's a little pissed off about it."

Old Joe
"I don't want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we're going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws."

Jeff Talley
"You know what cops do when they retire? They play golf. I don't want to play golf. I hate fucking golf."

Harry S. Stamper
"You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. Always thought of you as a son. Always. But, I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace. You take care of yourself."

Jack Mosley
"Days change, seasons change, people don't change."