The Best of Tilda Swinton

Eva Khatchadourian
"I'm going straight to hell. Eternal damnation, the whole bit. Thanks for asking! Ok?"

Karen Crowder
"In the morning, I have to call my board. I have to tell them that the architect of our defense was arrested for running naked in the street."

Dr. Klemperer / Madame Blanc / Helena Markos
"Love and manipulation, they share houses very often. They are frequent bedfellows."

Alithea
"Love is a gift. It's a gift of oneself given freely. It's not something one can ever ask for."

Katie Cox
"Harry, stop the foolishness and behave. You're not talking to one of your *shithole* buddies."

J.K.L. Berensen
"Certain women do gravitate toward incarcerated men. It's a recognized condition. Something about the captivity of others enhances the experience of their *own* freedom. I assure you, it's erotic."

Mason
"My friend, you suffer from the misplaced optimism of the doomed."

Elizabeth Abbott

Valerie Thomas

Lucy Mirando / Nancy Mirando
"The Mexicans love the feet. I know. Go figure! We all love the face and the anus, as American as apple pie! Hot dogs. It's all edible. All edible, except the squeal."

Gabriel
"Do you want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now? Do it."

Rebecca Dearborn
"Most of us live our whole lives... without any real adventure to call our own."

White Witch
"I have no interest in prisoners. Kill them all."

Wood Sprite / Death
"While you may have eternal life, your loved ones, they do not."

Social Services
"You two are the most appallingly incompetent custodial guardians Social Services has ever had the misfortune to encounter in a TWENTY-SEVEN year career!"