The Best of Marisa Tomei

Mona Lisa Vito
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?"

Cassidy
"Fuckin' 90's sucked."

Gina
"Do you realize that I've been having an affair? Are you gonna get angry?"

Kate
"Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!"

Laura
"Hey, you're not some kind of maniac, are you? The guy's been picking up girls, cuts crossword puzzles in their bodies with a pen knife..."

Mabel Normand

Molly
"I was gonna pee in the bushes, and you took my spot."

Ida Horowicz
"C'mon Stephen! Aren't we friends anymore?"

Maggie McPherson

May Parker
"You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."

Marisa Tomei
"So tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, so quirky and funny, how is it you're not taken?"

Cynthia Baum
"Saints don't live on Park Avenue."

Margie Carlin

Linda

May Parker
"You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, there must also come great responsibility."