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Added by Stehako on 15 Aug 2009 05:11
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So Awful-Looking I Might See it for a Laugh

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Oh shit, Pinocchio is pissed!
People who added this item 72 Average listal rating (51 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.3
Good to know.
Who are the decoys? I want to know!
People who added this item 64 Average listal rating (35 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.1
They don't look deadly, they look more like uncircumcised penises.
People who added this item 113 Average listal rating (70 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.3
Santa's Slay (2005)
Amazing find by Diabolical Dr. Voodoo
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You think Pinocchio's knife looks scary, check out Santa's icicle!


People who added this item 134 Average listal rating (87 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.5
Dance Flick (2009)
So un-funny looking I will consider it a drama... that I might laugh at... because it's so horrible.
People who added this item 20 Average listal rating (13 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 5.3
Sounds... arousing?
People who added this item 1202 Average listal rating (792 ratings) 4.1 IMDB Rating 4
It's M. Night. Plus, have you seen the trailer? A kid swinging a sword around, in the middle of a thousand candles. Who took the time to light all those candles?? And, seriously, hundreds of ships coming to attack one person, how do you spell ridiculous? M. Night Shamalamadingdong, that's how.
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People who added this item 10 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.1
Alien Outlaw (1985)
Not only is it an alien, it's running from the law, too!
My next vacation spot.
People who added this item 484 Average listal rating (310 ratings) 4.6 IMDB Rating 5
Tooth Fairy (2010)
"You Can't Can't Handle the tooth"
Wow.
Tooth be told, my stomach could barely handle the trailer.
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People who added this item 210 Average listal rating (147 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.8
Double Dragon (1994)
Double the inanity
You need to watch the trailer for this, ridiculousness on every scale, plus the acting is clearly bottom-rate. Thrilla in Manilla!
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People who added this item 242 Average listal rating (124 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.2
The dark version of Snow White?
If only Benicio Del Toro was in this one.
People who added this item 225 Average listal rating (149 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 5.9
How many times are these fuckers going to return?
People who added this item 111 Average listal rating (67 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 6.7
Lovely
People who added this item 12 Average listal rating (4 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.4
sounds like an AC/DC song
Who the hell came up with this combination? They are clearly running out of zombie ideas.
People who added this item 123 Average listal rating (77 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.5
the prequel to Eaten Dead
People who added this item 159 Average listal rating (107 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 3.3
Teen Wolf Too (1987)
hahaha
Why?? What did the mutant frogs ever do to deserve a visit from Hell?


Thanks to the brilliant suggestion from Monclivie

so... is stacy a zombie? If so, why is she the only one that gets the title treatment, since it states there are zombies?
People who added this item 71 Average listal rating (37 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6
Ohhhh, so you're the one. Thanks for coming clean.
People who added this item 379 Average listal rating (235 ratings) 3.7 IMDB Rating 3.6
Lindsay Lohan + terribly unsuccessful intriguing title.
People who added this item 21 Average listal rating (12 ratings) 2.5 IMDB Rating 0
Wow, let's see, who are they trying to copy here???

Check out the cast list for this too. The dude's last name is Wolf, similar to a certain Fox? Maybe.

Also a great find by drvoodoo.listal.com/

I saw ten minutes of the first one before shutting it off, I imagine this is only worse.
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People who added this item 89 Average listal rating (67 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.7
Make up your minds, silent night or deadly night? And they managed to make a sequel of this?
People who added this item 58 Average listal rating (38 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.3
I would be embarrassed if my child did the illustration for this poster.
See her face, that's when it kisses her! What the fuck, they give away the whole movie right on the poster, haha.
People who added this item 158 Average listal rating (107 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 4.9
Sounds like a zombie porno

People who added this item 76 Average listal rating (41 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 4.7
Bad Biology (2009)
Why would anyone care about bad biology?
People who added this item 64 Average listal rating (38 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 5.7
Poster looks stupid, but the name is even worse. I can handle "Dead or Alive" but to add a colon and write only "Final" what the fuck is that? Final what, lazy title writers?
So creative!! I know what I'm watching this Christmas Eve.
People who added this item 37 Average listal rating (26 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 0
Mmmmm, sounds tasty.
People who added this item 181 Average listal rating (124 ratings) 2.7 IMDB Rating 2.2
Glitter (2001)
Well, you know...
People who added this item 56 Average listal rating (36 ratings) 3.9 IMDB Rating 3.5
Does Segal even know what he's doing anymore?
"Hey Steve, uh do this movie, it's called 'Flight of Fury', it's right up your alley."
"Is there minimal dialogue and lots of fists thrown?"
"Yep"
"Uh, okay. I'll do it."
People who added this item 1731 Average listal rating (1192 ratings) 3.8 IMDB Rating 3.3
Catwoman (2004)
Halle Berry in a cat suit sounds hot; but then she got into that cat suit and decided to star in an atrocious-looking film.
People who added this item 369 Average listal rating (263 ratings) 4.4 IMDB Rating 4.8
Double Team (1997)
I'd rather watch a regular season NBA game.
People who added this item 42 Average listal rating (30 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.6
Mean Guns (1997)
Not only do they shoot deadly bullets, these guns are really mean about it, too!
People who added this item 7 Average listal rating (2 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 0
More like, "Beware", don't rent this movie. What the hell is going on in that cover?
People who added this item 349 Average listal rating (243 ratings) 3.6 IMDB Rating 3.8
Any Eddie Murphy movie in the 21st century could make this list, and this is one of the worst-looking (from word-of-mouth)
Who the hell approved this? Just read that title over and over.
People who added this item 317 Average listal rating (191 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.8
The title makes it clear, "This is not an original story"
People who added this item 26 Average listal rating (10 ratings) 2.3 IMDB Rating 2.8
Okay, at least we know what we're in for. I do appreciate the blatancy.
Clearly a sequel in high demand.
People who added this item 16 Average listal rating (12 ratings) 4.5 IMDB Rating 4.5
King Frat (1979)
Wow. Hey let's put "frat" in the title and that will surely attract an audience!
People who added this item 56 Average listal rating (32 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 4.6
Are you serious?
The writers have miss taken this title as clever
People who added this item 344 Average listal rating (220 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.2
Takers (2010)
Perhaps the greatest acting lineup in cinematic history:

Chris Brown
Hayden Christensen
Paul Walker
Matt Dillon
Michael Ealy
T.I.
Gideon Emery

Amazing!
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People who added this item 7 Average listal rating (3 ratings) 2.7 IMDB Rating 2.1
You lost me at "The Horrible"
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UPDATED JUNE 2011

"Films" that either look terrible from one to all of these things

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Most of them are dramas, and the few that are comedies, look so un-funny that they should be considered dramas, but the kind of drama you laugh at because it's so bad.

Examples of movies that I've unfortunately seen and fit this category

The Happening
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Reign of Fire
The Village
Powder Blue
Swept Away
Anaconda
The Sixth Sense
Wild Hogs
World Trade Center
The Day After Tomorrow
New in Town
Signs
Howard the Duck
Little Nicky
The Avengers (1998)
Torque



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