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So Awful-Looking I Might See it for a Laugh

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Decade: Rating: List Type:

4.1

Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)

Oh shit, Pinocchio is pissed!

4.3

Today You Die (2005) (2005)

Good to know.

5.3

4.7

Decoys: The Second Seduction

Who are the decoys? I want to know!

6.3

6.1

The Deadly Spawn (1983)

They don't look deadly, they look more like uncircumcised penises.

120

5.4

5.3

Santa's Slay

Amazing find by Diabolical Dr. Voodoo
drvoodoo.listal.com/

You think Pinocchio's knife looks scary, check out Santa's icicle!

131

3.7

3.5

Dance Flick (2009)

So un-funny looking I will consider it a drama... that I might laugh at... because it's so horrible.

6.1

5.2

The Brain from Planet Arous

Sounds... arousing?

1235

4.1

The Last Airbender

It's M. Night. Plus, have you seen the trailer? A kid swinging a sword around, in the middle of a thousand candles. Who took the time to light all those candles?? And, seriously, hundreds of ships coming to attack one person, how do you spell ridiculous? M. Night Shamalamadingdong, that's how.

Stehako's rating:

3.3

4.1

Alien Outlaw (1985)

Not only is it an alien, it's running from the law, too!

Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women

2.5

2.9

Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women

My next vacation spot.

495

4.6

Tooth Fairy (2010)

"You Can't Can't Handle the tooth"
Wow.
Tooth be told, my stomach could barely handle the trailer.

Stehako's rating:

220

3.9

3.8

Double Dragon (1994)

Double the inanity

131

2.5

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) (2009)

You need to watch the trailer for this, ridiculousness on every scale, plus the acting is clearly bottom-rate. Thrilla in Manilla!

Stehako's rating:

242

6.2

Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997)

The dark version of Snow White?

5.5

5.3

Big Bad Wolf (2006)...

If only Benicio Del Toro was in this one.

241

5.9

Return of the Living Dead 3

How many times are these fuckers going to return?

126

7.2

6.7

A Bucket of Blood (1959)

Lovely

5.4

Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984)

sounds like an AC/DC song

3.5

3.8

Hot Wax Zombies on Wheels

Who the hell came up with this combination? They are clearly running out of zombie ideas.

141

5.4

5.5

Eaten Alive

the prequel to Eaten Dead

163

3.5

3.4

Teen Wolf Too (1987)

hahaha

5.7

5.5

Hell Comes to Frogtown

Why?? What did the mutant frogs ever do to deserve a visit from Hell?

Thanks to the brilliant suggestion from Monclivie

5.6

5.1

Stacy: Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies (2001)

so... is stacy a zombie? If so, why is she the only one that gets the title treatment, since it states there are zombies?

6.8

I Drink Your Blood (1970) (1971)

Ohhhh, so you're the one. Thanks for coming clean.

389

3.8

3.6

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Lindsay Lohan + terribly unsuccessful intriguing title.

3.2

1.7

Transmorphers (2007)

Wow, let's see, who are they trying to copy here???

Check out the cast list for this too. The dude's last name is Wolf, similar to a certain Fox? Maybe.

Also a great find by drvoodoo.listal.com/

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

322

4.2

4.6

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

I saw ten minutes of the first one before shutting it off, I imagine this is only worse.

Stehako's rating:

103

3.9

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)

Make up your minds, silent night or deadly night? And they managed to make a sequel of this?

5.6

5.3

Satan's Little Helper

I would be embarrassed if my child did the illustration for this poster.

6.3

Kiss of the Tarantula

See her face, that's when it kisses her! What the fuck, they give away the whole movie right on the poster, haha.

161

4.8

4.9

Rise: Blood Hunter (2007)

Sounds like a zombie porno

5.6

4.7

Bad Biology (2008)

Why would anyone care about bad biology?

5.9

5.7

Dead or Alive: Final (2002)

Poster looks stupid, but the name is even worse. I can handle "Dead or Alive" but to add a colon and write only "Final" what the fuck is that? Final what, lazy title writers?

5.5

2.6

Santa Claws (1996)...

So creative!! I know what I'm watching this Christmas Eve.

4.7

Dead Meat (2005)

Mmmmm, sounds tasty.

186

2.8

2.2

Glitter (2001)

Well, you know...

3.9

3.5

Flight of Fury (2007)

Does Segal even know what he's doing anymore?
"Hey Steve, uh do this movie, it's called 'Flight of Fury', it's right up your alley."
"Is there minimal dialogue and lots of fists thrown?"
"Yep"
"Uh, okay. I'll do it."

1776

3.8

3.3

Catwoman (2004)

Halle Berry in a cat suit sounds hot; but then she got into that cat suit and decided to star in an atrocious-looking film.

379

4.4

4.8

Double Team (1997)

I'd rather watch a regular season NBA game.

4.7

5.4

Mean Guns (1997)

Not only do they shoot deadly bullets, these guns are really mean about it, too!

Watch Out

More like, "Beware", don't rent this movie. What the hell is going on in that cover?

354

3.5

3.9

The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

Any Eddie Murphy movie in the 21st century could make this list, and this is one of the worst-looking (from word-of-mouth)

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman

4.5

3.6

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman...

Who the hell approved this? Just read that title over and over.

321

5.7

5.8

Another Cinderella Story (2008)

The title makes it clear, "This is not an original story"

2.3

2.8

Violent Shit

Okay, at least we know what we're in for. I do appreciate the blatancy.

SS Hell Camp (aka Horrifying Experiments of S.S. Last Days)

4.3

3.7

SS Hell Camp (aka Horrifying Experiments of S.S. Last Days)... (1977)

Clearly a sequel in high demand.

4.5

4.4

King Frat (1979)

Wow. Hey let's put "frat" in the title and that will surely attract an audience!

4.9

4.6

Miss Conception (2008)

Are you serious?
The writers have miss taken this title as clever

350

6.2

Takers (2010)

Perhaps the greatest acting lineup in cinematic history:

Chris Brown
Hayden Christensen
Paul Walker
Matt Dillon
Michael Ealy
T.I.
Gideon Emery

Amazing!

Stehako's rating:

2.7

2.3

The Horrible Dr. Bones (2000)

You lost me at "The Horrible"

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UPDATED JUNE 2011

"Films" that either look terrible from one to all of these things

Trailer
Poster
Description
Word-of-Mouth

Most of them are dramas, and the few that are comedies, look so un-funny that they should be considered dramas, but the kind of drama you laugh at because it's so bad.

Examples of movies that I've unfortunately seen and fit this category

The Happening
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Reign of Fire
The Village
Powder Blue
Swept Away
Anaconda
The Sixth Sense
Wild Hogs
World Trade Center
The Day After Tomorrow
New in Town
Signs
Howard the Duck
Little Nicky
The Avengers (1998)
Torque

Enjoy!