Spectacular Casting Disasters

Sofia Coppola as Mary Corleone

Of course, it would have been impossible for them to top the original Godfather, but they could at least have done a decent job casting such a major character.
Andy Garcia sucked, too, as Sonny's son Vinnie.

What a sad way to finish the Godfather saga!

Taylor Kitsch as Gambit

What the fuck? Gambit is supposed to be macho and a total badass, if I remember correctly. Instead, we were given somebody who looks like he's from a boy band. Taylor Kitsch is as believable as Gambit as Denise Richards is as a nuclear scientist.

Mark Wahlberg as Dignam

Martin Scorsese, the brilliant filmmaker who gave us such masterpieces as Goodfellas and Casino, also gave us this movie. What a cast! Jack Nicholson, Martin Sheen, Leonardo DiCaprio and . . . Marky Mark? Are you fucking kidding me?

Taboo as Vega
Neil McDonough as Bison
Kristin Kreuk as Chun Li

I realize that it's not exactly the Godfather or Shakespeare, but they could at least have tried. Maybe they were aiming for a movie so shitty that it's hilarious. Neil McDonough isn't believable at all as Bison and Kristin Kreuk as Chun Li is almost as bad of a choice.
The worst casting fuck-up of all, however, is Taboo as Vega. Do these fucking casting people even know that Spain is in Europe? I guess that to the average gabacho all Latinos look alike, but Vega is a Spaniard and Spaniards are Europeans.
Sorry for the rant.

Denise Richards as Christmas Jones

Enough said.